a squirrel

@iamasquirrel.bsky.social

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don't mind me, just a friendly wizard squirrel, learning about the world.

"Eratosthenes was able to prove this in Egypt, with sticks and stones!" captioning scene from Iron Man 1 replacing original quote of "Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave, with a box of scraps"
Behold, a magnificent goofy looking robot thingy made from some washing machine parts and other junk.
"If you prefer to speak with an AI-powered representative, feel free to call us directly We're here to make your repair experience as seamless and convenient as possible"
a scene from the movie Snatch (2001) where some troublemaking youts say "It's a free county, innit?" to a guy trying to shoo them away from his jewelry store
YouTube comment "My husband passed away Monday at 40 years old. This is his favorite song. I don't think I've ever listened to it til now but he loved it. Rest in peace Billy **** I'll love you forever."
Little spherical ceramic owl, cute boi, visible cracks.
cover of "P is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever" by Raj Hadar & Chris Capenter, Pictures by Maria Tina Beddia.
George Harrison from "Got My Mind Set on You" music video with Bluey, classic 'Hooray!' pose, text "Got my mind set on Blue." This one might be a bit of a stretch since we're dropping the Y but you know what this is for my own enjoyment.
George Harrison from "Got My Mind Set on You" music video with Boo from Mario stuff, text "Got my mind set on Boo"
George Harrison from "Got My Mind Set on You" music video with a cast photo of Clue (1985), text "Got my mind set on Clue"
George Harrison from "Got My Mind Set on You" music video with a cute dog chewing a bone toy, text "Got my mind set on chew"
George Harrison from "Got My Mind Set on You" music video with poorly photoshopped glass of orange juice because I've already put way too much effort into this dumb idea lol, text "Got my mind set on Juice"
George Harrison from "Got My Mind Set on You" music video with Dr Henry Wu from Jurassic Park (1993), text "Got my mind set on Wu." Dr. Wu looks concerned about this.
George Harrison from "Got My Mind Set on You" music video with Q from Star Trek TNG, text "Got my mind set on Q"
George Harrison from "Got My Mind Set on You" music video with a can on Mountain Dew, text "Got my mind set on Dew"
George Harrison from "Got My Mind Set on You" music video with Mew from Pokemon, text "Got my mind set on Mew"
George Harrison from "Got My Mind Set on You" music video with Gru, text "Got my mind set on Gru"
George Harrison from "Got My Mind Set on You" music video with Bullwinkle, text "Got my mind set on Moose"
robert muldoon from jurassic park (1993) right before he get et by clever girl and her frens
a weather map of MN and western WI showing ranges of expected snowfall over the next few days, 4-22 inches in the Twin Cities
Victor Jones with a line from his song, "I'm in the garden and I'm eating all the dirt"
donkey hodie from pbs, a cursed creature that should not be, cower in fear ye mortals.
screenshot from the simpsons, maggie is held up with a sign taped to her saying "i'm a stupid baby." caption "stupid babies need the most attention."
Sharing from a RR group: Please alert school patrols - new tactic being reported. Plain-clothed person approaching foot patrollers asking for organizer names, how to get connected to the network. They followed him to his car. He was ICE. Be alert - ICE is posing as concerned neighbors/parents, and asking to get involved with school patrols etc (I'm guessing so they can infiltrate the chats). This has happened a couple times now. Suggested response: "We're parents volunteering our time to help kids and staff reach safety should an unsafe situation occur. If you're interested, you must have someone within the group vouch for you. That person can give you further info to sign up." Make sure you aren't giving out any info to ppl who are not appropriately vetted.
A Charizard breathing fire on the word ICE in the Pokemon font, within the phrase "ICE Delenda Est"
Screenshot from a weather app showing -6 F with -22 F windchill. Also says it is sunny with a background image of a person in a hoodie on a grassy field
Book cover of "The Christmas Eve Tree" by Delia Huddy, illustrated by Emily Sutton. Illustration of a child carrying a sapling-sized christmas tree with a small black dog, walking in light snowfall with a skyline in the background.
Headline "This High Arctic rhino may change what we know about ancient animal migrations" and image of 3 people with caption "Canadian Museum of Nature researchers Natalia Rybczynski (left), Danielle Fraser and Marisa Gilbert examine the bones of Epiaceratherium itjilik. Pierre Poirier/Canadian Museum of Nature" screenshot from https://www.npr.org/2025/12/04/nx-s1-5630889/high-arctic-rhino-hornless-canada-land-bridge
two dogs in green sweaters on a chair. the white dog looks sad that the little black dog is basically on top of him.
a squirrel in a shiny astronaut suit on a stuffed toy space shuttle
A view of the night sky with green and pink aurora, seen through branches of a willow tree above water with the green reflected on the still surface.
Just the smiling face of a person otherwise buried in corn.
Chewbacca throwing out a pitch at a baseball game with the caption "Chewbacca playing baseball isn't normal. But on meth it is."
Tweet from KrangTNelson: no no no you misunderstood. I said "fuck YOUR feelings". MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird
a squirrel in a wizard hat with a tiny magic staff
a modern building with columns, poorly edited signage proclaim it as "Meepo's Cheescake Factory / And Temple / And Brothel"
a modern building with columns, poorly edited signage proclaim it as "Meepo's Cheescake Factory / And Temple / And Brothel"
hastily edited image of an Apocalypse Now Redux poster to say Chipocalypse with a Dorito in place of the setting sun
a poorly edited image from Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog with Captain Hammer's face replaced with Trump's, saying "The missile is my <redacted>"
a giant fan for cooling off at the mn state fair
a framed cross-stitch of 'girl with a pearl earring' except it is a squirrel. artist tag for Adrianne Richard, yellow ribbon for 5th Premium - Creative Activities for 2025 MN State Fair
a ttrpg battlemap with numerous minis, one a player character's lying down. a pathfinder character sheet is visible at the edge as are several dice.
a cat sitting in a dice tray on the edge of a tabletop rpg battlemap
Crop Art of white Hulled Millet letters on Black Lentils background stating "SEED ART IS ANTI-CAPITALIST," artist Molly Gehrke
"That's the neat part, you don't" image from Invincible
Counterspell Reaction PF2E
standard model unified field theory equation or something I'm not 100% sure I'm not a physicist