Chris Todd

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Screenwriter. Former AFF Semifinalist. Current Comedy Bang! Bang! fan and employee. Buy THE BUNGLED HEIST 📕 on Amazon Iamchristodd.com | https://www.linkedin.com/in/christodd09

Jon Hamm, David Wain, Lily Sullivan, Ryan Gaul, and Carl Tart on this week’s CBB
Two galactic showstoppers in BGS 9 of Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook
Disney old bay bundle ad from the Onion.
I voted sticker and a man, me!, pointing at it
CBB IN DC at the Warner
Snacks, books, and booze for Father’s Day.
Bunch o KAT basketball cards
CBB themed bracelets
Reading a book on the beach
Connor on late night as Shrek
iMessage “I forgot I took PTO today and I’m sitting in the office like a whole fool”
Chapter 10 of the bungled heist read at the beach
Zero Amazon sales in May lol
My first song on Spotify in 2019 was catch a falling star from Josh Gondelman
The bungled heist on Amazon
Two Kushtopia episodes for 4/20?!
The Bithday Boys from IFC where Bob Odenkirk wants his children to be DJs
CBB guide to wet day. Eat a big wet meal. (Soup)
The Bungled Heist in cold weather
The bungled heist is free on Amazon
The bungled heist (a book) is free on Amazon. It’s got decent ratings! Above 4.
Opening scene of a CBB movie where an older Scott Aukerman comes home to find an old man stealing his Emmy.
The Bungled Heist on Goodreads with a 4.25 rating
SNL UK on Peacock
A basketball puppet thing on the March Madness broadcast
The making of a comedy nerd. Part one.
The Haikusies Orange juice today Quenched my morning desires well Toothpaste almost ruined it Sweat on my warm brow Frosted mug chills only my hand No ice, soda still flat Beer is good in mugs Beer is good in cans and bottles Beer ruins relationships Hammocks sway in breezes The bucket of ice still fresh Too poor for drinks
Contemporary Drivel (A literary cover of Steve Martin’s Drivel)
Affable, a fake newspaper that’s just pretty fun and nice.
Jun 1 After Taking a Hard Look at the World, Nobel Committee Rescinds All Previous Peace Prizes Headlines
A fake joke by a child Steven Wright: The directions on my homework said to read each question carefully and show all my work. So I took a picture of myself reading the book with a magnifying glass. I got a really big A.
The Bungled Heist by Chris Todd on Amazon.
I'm a dad. A biological dad to be specific. But I get that I don't put off dad vibes. My vibes could be better described as failed entrepreneur' or 'day drinker? Either way, I'm very comfortable in a hoodie. Which is fine. But since I know who I am, I guess what concerns me is that more people don't stop my daughter and I to see if she's been kidnapped. To be clear, she's not being kidnapped. She's safe. I'm her father and her mother knows where she is. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. If my baby girl was ever being pushed in a stroller by a guy that looked like me? Id be concerned.
A cold open for a TV show where the characters are playing beer pong with juice which is a fairly nerdy thing to do at college.
Chris respectfully declining to publish a bad humor essay!
“I love films?” as the title card for twin peaks
"THIS IS A ROM-COM DISGUISED AS A THRILLER DISGUISED AS A MEMOIR. I LOVED EVERY PAGE OF IT" VIA FIVE-STAR AMAZON REVIEW THE BUNGLED HEIST A short story CHRIS TODD
A bunch of fake intros for celebrities on CBBTV and Weird Al exclaiming he’s excited to smash a penny on a railroad track.
A script for a silly CIA sketch where Scott follows through with “if I told you I’d have to kill you” in fun and interesting ways.
Reader feedback from story peer, good characters and dialogue bad story
"ONCE I STARTED READING I COULDN'T STOP. THE STORY HOLDS YOUR ATTENTION AND THE HUMOR AND INTRIGUE MAKE IT AN EASY READ." VIA FIVE-STAR AMAZON REVIEW BUNGLED HEIST A short story CHRIS TODD
A screenplay with a group text including a gag about using a silly emoji for an emergency
Text from a book: It's a simple plan. Flirt with Tori. Get Tori to fall in love with me. Don't fall in love with her in the process. And get her to help fund this very viable and feasible idea. It was the kind of fool proof plan you might find in a bad teen movie or a very good Saturday morning cartoon.
The Bungled Heist and Mindy Kaling’s book at #18 and #17 on an Amazon best sellers chart
Lady Gaga at the 2026 Grammys as a bird
An Amazon review with picture of my a book: "THIS IS A ROM-COM DISGUISED AS A THRILLER DISGUISED AS A MEMOIR. I LOVED EVERY PAGE OF IT."
The onion from Jan/Feb 2026 on a kitchen island next to coffee.
101 orders of my book on Amazon.
Abolish ICE
The bungled heist is available for free on Amazon and is currently, for one fleeting moment, #1 in a few categories.
A selection from The Bungled Heist Tori and I met up at a miniature golf place that also made the best grilled cheese in town. It was next door to a tomato soup bookstore. They didn't have the best tomato soup, but it still did a lot of business. We spent the early part of the night coming up with the inside jokes we would use repeatedly in the later hours of the night. The back nine, if you will (that was one of the inside jokes. You had to be there). It was late. We were full from laughter, great grilled cheese, and ok soup. And I just asked the question. Those three little words, that if counted properly, were more like four. "I need some money."
The Bungled Heist on a Kindle on top of a Steven Wright novel.
MLK memorial
Me in a sweater in front of a big MLK quote MAKE A CAREER OF HUMANITY, COMMIT YOURSELF TO THE NOBLE STRUGGLE FOR EQUAL RIGHTS. YOU WILL MAKE A GREATER PERSON OF YOURSELF, A GREATER NATION OF YOUR COUNTRY, AND A FINER WORLD TO LIVE INE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIAS1950
one page of a tv script: COLD OPEN EXT. CHICAGO'S GRANT PARK - DAX The spacious waterfront park's urban walking paths are lined with tents and food trucks. It's Taste of Chicago. weaty tourists and hungry locals are everywhere taking more ictures of food than eating it. Yet still eating a lot more than they should. -- A small child holds a giant turkey leg. It's pretty cute. - À young couple in matching "Original Berf" shirts (as seer on TV's The Bear!) take a selfie with their fancy squid ink gnocchi in a less than fancy paper basket. YOUNG WOMAN Say "yes, chef" on three. One. Iwo. Three. COUPLE Yes, chef! -- A grown man drops his ice cream on the ground, picks it ack up, blows off some dirt, and eats it. ** A Biblically bright and BLINDING LIGHT fills the park.** Silence in Grant Park. rough the light, a hovering figure. The booming voice ‹ changel GABRIEL (ageless, but gives mid-thirties) breal the silence. GABRIEL Be not afraid! Loud microphone feedback. The crowd rightfully hates it. /ariations of covering their ears, grimacing, and wincing. he bright light fades. A less booming, regular human dude oice replaces the angelie pomo GABRIEL (CONT"D) Bright lights again fill the park, this time from the myriad of phone cameras capturing the supernatural event.
Four reader responses highlighting a book called the bungled heist is fun.
The Bungled Heist 4.5/5 on Goodreads with 2 ratings.