Eric Steele

@iamericsteele.com

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I’m a double girl dad. I write Ruby code for money. Send me your Godzilla content.

A white and grey cat sleeps on a blue and pink blanket with a white stuffed lamb between their paws.
A white cat sits next to a grey cat that is laying in a large red and white fabric bag.
A young grey cat and a young white cat with grey spots look out a window as it snows. Blue, green, yellow, and red lights from a Christmas tree are reflected in the window.
A man in a black suit wearing a red scarf holds a glass being refilled with milk from a carafe held by servant in an elaborate uniform.
A striped grey cat looking just past the camera.
A white cat with grey patterns on her head, cleaning her paw.
A guy in a red cap with glasses wearing a large white costume beard. He looks intense and proud of what he’s done.
A little girl with red hair pointing at a herd of deer in a baseball field.
A grey kitten and a white kitten resting in the sun on a grey and white cushion.
Two kittens lay on a blanket, looking directly at the viewer. The closest kitten has a grey and white striped pattern. Behind that kitten is a white kitten with grey spots on her back and on top of her head.
A screenshot that reads: “straydogfraternity's review for: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood by Quentin Tarantino (Five yellow stars) 5.0 A novel can just be movie trivia.”
A hairless doll with large eyes and a large toothy smile. It’s a naked Labubu.
A furry light-purple doll with a big pointy-toothed smile. It has bunny ears and its purple eyes are looking directly at the camera.
A smiling troll doll with read hair wearing a furry purple suit with bunny ears.
A drawing of a three-tiered cake with rainbow candy along its layers. It has a cute face on the top.
A folded brown piece of paper with the word “Taskmaster” printed on it. The paper has a red wax seal with an “E” and hexagon stamped into it.
Godzilla, looking back over their shoulder with bared teeth and wide eyes. Godzilla looks pissed.
The cover of a comic book titled “Godzilla Destroys the Marvel Universe”. On the cover is a skyscraper-sized bipedal lizard monster (called Godzilla) getting ready to fight a bunch of super heroes.
A man in his late twenties is sitting on a green couch with a black cat on his lap. The black cat is sitting up the same way as the man, with her paws around his hands. They are both looking at the camera, are very happy, and love each other very much.
A picture of an Applebee’s drink menu with a blue drink that says ‘BREAKING ROCK RITA 7.99 This star-studded margarita combines the smooth smoke of Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston's Dos Hombres Mezcal with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's ultra-premium Teremana Blanco Tequila, blue curaçao and lime.’
A man with glasses who has messy blonde hair that is sticking up in the front.
An illustration of a man walking through a field of yellow flowers. Below the man are the words “Along came Neddy Buttercup, walking forwards, right side up.” The man has longer, dark brown hair and is wearing a yellow flower hat and a flower outfit made with green sleeves, green pants, pointy brown boots, and oversized yellow flower petals on his torso. He has bright red cheeks, and a slightly vacant, oversized smile. He is leaning back too far as he walks, and his eyes are looking at the tip of his boots. He looks like he wouldn’t be able to hold a full conversation with you because he’s just thinking about buttercups.
A four leaf clover
A bee looking at many jars of honey that all have the same label that reads “Ray Liotta Private Select Honey”. On the label is a picture of a middle-aged man with white skin and short brown hair. The man is Ray Liotta.
A rainbow arching over an open coffee shop that has a sign in the window that says “Red Whale Coffee. Open” On the sign, the word “Open” is lit in orange neon.
A large orange, yellow, black, and white moth-like Kaiju with her four wings spread as she flies over the silhouette of a city.
A board game is set up on a table with its box displayed. The box reads “My Little Scythe” and has a lot of cartoon animals preparing for a fun little war.
A bald man is grimacing and sitting at the front of a music class, under a handcrafted sign that says “Mayor Fisk”
An MP3 player that is mostly brown, but with green highlights.
An animate gif from Ratatouille where a character flashes back to their childhood.
A picture of a passage from The Return of the King that reads “Treebeard gave Gandalf a long look, almost a cunning look, Merry thought. 'Ah!' he said. 'I thought you would come to that. Weary of Orthanc? Very weary at last; but not so weary of his tower as he was weary of my voice. Hoom! I gave him some long tales, or at least what might be thought long in your speech.' Then why did he stay to listen? Did you go into Orthanc? asked Gandalf. 'Hoom, no, not into Orthanc!' said Treebeard. 'But he came to his window and listened, because he could not get news in any other way, and though he hated the news, he was greedy to have it; and I saw that he heard it all. But I added a great many things to the news that it was good for him to think of. He grew very weary.”
A CAPTCHA with the instructions "Click on the image of the animal that this body part belongs to" showing several seagull feet as the body part, and several pictures of cats in santa hats, but no seagull.
A child in a jump suit with impressive shoulder flair
Ms. Casey from the TV show Severance.
A warning on an alleged chemistry set that says “Not for children under 3yrs. Chemistry Set.”
Pancakes arranged like the logo for the punk band Black Flag
Three books in a stack: The Millicent Quibb School of Etiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science, The Wild Robot, and Impossible Creatures.
Booster seat instructions
A child dressed as a cow wearing an astronaut helmet backwards.
Carmy from “The Bear” cooking something fancy.
Golden twitter logo surrounded by CCTV cameras
An unrolled pile of toilet paper caused by a 2-year-old’s curiosity.
A photo of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.
A horrible Mr Potato Head
Three four-leaf clovers and one five-leaf clover in frames.
The song “Linus and Lucy” on repeat
Moon lover’s profile