Godzilla

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Up from the depths 30 stories high He/Him Pronouns "Insufferable reply guy" GODZILLⒶ! GODZILLⒶ!

A Turkish man looks through the window at the scenes within. He says "evet kahkaha evet!"
Tank Girl sits before a sunset in the Australian outback. She pulls on her arse-kicking boots with both hands as cigarette rests in her mouth, smoke rising around her face. She's thinks "I CAN'T LET THINGS BE THIS WAY. WE CAN BE WONDERFUL. WE CAN BE MAGNIFICENT. WE CAN TURN THIS SHIT AROUND"
Nazis burn books overseen by the lidless eye of HAL 9000. Brought to you by Anthropic AI.
A typical American points at something and incorrectly identifies it, saying That's Burger.
Original book cover of Neuromancer by William Gibson.
Chandler Bing. Chandler has a very good sense of humor and is notoriously sarcastic, which he credits as a defense mechanism developed during his parents' divorce when he was a child. He is the most financially secure member of the Friends. He suffers from commitment issues, but he later marries Monica
Godzilla applauds a great achievement
A Nazi pug admires Hitler on the television and dreams of victories for their master's race.
An image of what all Americans look like. A badly dressed, overweight man with a paedophile moustache and a daft hat. The caption reads American.
Oppenheimer is pictured in front of a fiery explosion with the text I AM BECOME SENSIBLE
A stack of muffins. They look both soft and yet potentially ballistic.
Steve, a bald man, is pictured enjoying the wildfires near Manchester. He indicates his approval with a grin and a thumbs up.
An Ettin. An unsettling oaf with two bearded heads, both of which are bald.
DI Fowler of the NYPD (North Yorkshire Police Department)
A typical American points to something they recognise and says That's burger.
'Before the crossing of the mountains the Hobbits had already become divided into three somewhat different breeds: Harfoots. Stoors. and Fallohides. The Harfoots were browner of skin. smaller and shorter, and they were beardless and bootless: their hands and feet were neat and nimble; and they preferred highlands and hillsides. The Stoors were broader heavier in build: their feet and hands were larger; and they preferred flat lands and riversides. The Fallohides were fairer of skin and also of hair. and they were taller and slimmer than the others; they were lovers of trees and of woodlands
an American points at something they understand and says that's burger.
Tim Curry as Anatoly Cherdenko from Command and Conquer 3. He is dressed in a suit and tie with stuff glued to it so it looks a bit Russki. He says "You will receive the Order of Lenin for this"
Lenny changes the Days Without sign from 0 to 0.
An orc carrying a torch blazing with white sparks runs headlong towards an explosive death.
AP LIVE Chairs advertised as 'boneless' can have bones, Ohio Supreme Court decides Picture of a large beanbag. FILE- "boneless chair" is displayed in Glenside, Pa., on Feb.8, 2023. On Thursday, July 25, 2024,
A small boy comforts another small boy. Girls can be pretty scary huh champ.
Curly from city slickers days "Day ain't over yet"
Koogler from the TV series Community.
A mind reader is reading Roger's mind. He says "I'm getting the word ... Nonce. '
The Kaandy Man
Albert Einstein. Text reads 7am was invented by clockmakers to sell more clocks
Ann Harries @annharries.bsky.social Follow Jesus, can you pick up something serious nitpicking over people's bloody Linkedln entries is hardly necessary right now
Jared Harris as Anderson Dawes in The Expanse.
Sketched figure pokes the corpse of blue labour with a stick. He implores "C'mon be left wing"
A spooky castle labelled Ministry of Social Media.
Joshua the gardener on Community explains that the swastika tattoo on his chest is going to be a maze.
Some dipshit holding a sign that says If Kamala won we would be at brunch.
First episode of Futurama. Fry meets Bender in the queue for the Wank Cabinet.
The Steam Carriage from the Wondermark comic The Terrible Sea Lion.
Hull FC's young rugby players Lloyd and Callum Kemp. They are identical twins.
NIGHT VALE DOG PARK -RULES- DOGS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE DOG PARK PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE DOG PARK TRY NOT TO LOOK AT THE DOG PARK DO NOT LOOK AT THE HOODED FIGURES
A baked potato topped with melted cheese is presented with sausages and some wholegrain mustard.
Abe Simpson in the newspaper. Headline reads Old man yells at cloud.
A mallet operated frog launcher.
Reece Shearsmith. Yorkshire's first James Bond.
Boromir says "One does not simply"
Tie fighters fly across a barren island. Head line reads Shetland spaceport under fire from local community
Godzilla wearing a pink furcoat with a matching purse.
Cool Godzillla
American
A book. Bring Home the Revolution The Case for a British Republic JONATHAN FREEDLAND
Goose meme. The goose chases a person yelling something but the words are hidden behind a Blue Sky content warning.
Alex Davies-Jones of Labour Friends of Israel stands smiling in front of a mass grave of Palestinian victims as a bulldozer moves to bury them.
The Strid, North Yorkshire.
That fucking pumpkin.
Lew Zealand looks into the camera and asks Do you know how I got these fish?
Harrison Ford as The Fugitive points a gun. A confused Kash Patel throws his hands up and says I don't know.
Mo from the Simpsons says I knew it was them! Even when it was the Groypers I knew it was them!
A seagull devours my unattended vegan fish and chips.
Jeremy Corbyn speaks to a hundred thousand people.
1945 copy of Vadderland. Headline reads Hitler Dood Liberals Sad
Hull's Bureta Faraimo receives an apolitical elbow to the jaw from Warrington's Dec Patton.