Ian Murphy

@ianmurphy.bsky.social

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He/him/his. Cat butler. Shuffling with a bovine grace 🐄

Sam Slade - Robo-Hunter from 2000ad
A bald man with a large number of protruding veins on his head. He is wearing a shiny grey top and a frankly fabulous medallion. He is an alien called a Talosian from the Star Trek pilot called The Cage
Large amount of small rocks
A handsome black cat (called George) laying across a leg in grey trousers. He is in that unusually molten form that cats take on in extremely hot weather
Thr cover of 2000ad prog 228. The character Rogue Trooper runs towards the viewer, firing his rifle
Girl in a pool of water. Behind her, an alien is rising out of the water. It is Newt from the film Aliens
A white cow with folds around neck resembling fabric and a large lump on its back
Vladimir Putin sitting at a Roland keyboard
A red spiral pattern overlaid with the words "the trilobites are dropping acid again doctor "
Two adjacent posts. "Janeway gets so much flak for killing tuvix but I never see people talking about her deleting that irish bartender's wife" & "I DON'T THINK MUCH OF PARIS"
Doctor Who title screen with the words horror of funk rock
Herman Munster
Woman in a pink dress and hat floating inside a pink bubble. It is Sheryl Lee in the film Wild At Heart
Star Trek Voyager title screen with the words We Really Need to Talk About Neelix
Star Trek Deep Space Nine style title screen with the words It Ain't Half Hot Morn
Agroup made up of men in dark uniforms, and a man and woman in white shirts. It is, of course, a scene from the classic movie Mutiny On The Buses.
The back of a black cat's head as he looks at a laptop screen showing a crossword. The cat is called George and he can't do crosswords for shit, although he thinks he can
A handsome black cat looks up at the camera. His air of style and sophistication is undermined by his prominent pink tongue sticking out
The Burger King logo but it says No lumps of fat or gristle guaranteed
Man in blue shirt looks down into a scientific instrument. It is Ash from the film Alien
A man in a blue shirt looking down into the eyepiece of a scientific instrument. Ian Holm as the android Ash in the film Alien
A handsome black cat, curled up asleep on a laptop keyboard
Man in bowler hat with a cane and toothbrush moustache. Robert Downey Jr as Charlie Chaplin
A handsome black cat
War on string may be unwinnable, says cat general. Above a get in an army officer's uniform and a sign saying General Bonkers
Man in blue shirt bending over a scientific instrument. He is looking into an eyepiece.
Man in blue shirt bending over a scientific instrument. He is looking into an eyepiece.
Chewbacca, Luke Skywalker, Obi Wan Kenobi and Han Solo in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon
Two women dressed in red sitting in a club. Alexandra Pigg and Margi Clarke in Letter to Brezhnev
A handsome black cat, curled up fast asleep on a laptop keyboard. He is clearly very cosy
A bearded man with an open necked jersey, showing his chest hair and a medallion. His arms are outstretched. He is Disco Bones and he is magnificent
Darth Vader points at Princess Leia
A handsome black cat
Actor Bob Grant from On The Buses looking just like John Lennon
A black cat with one protruding fang
Man with prominent teeth and curly hair holding a microphone. Alexei Sayle as fictional comedian Bobby Chariot
Black cat curled up asleep on a laptop keyboard. He looks exceptionally cosy
A black looks upward at the camera. He looks a bit stern but is, in fact, a massive, soft, chump.
Front of art studio space with the word Dorothy in orange letters on the window. Orange circle on the door. An A-board sign advertising an exhibition stands to the side of the door.
Metal gate containing a metal plate with the word Factory cut out of it. The gate has Blue tiles on one side with a bright orange wall on the other side
The character Moopsie from Star Trek Lower Decks
Detail from New York Times Connections puzzle "Ending with homophones of parts of the leg Crypto, Decaf, Disney, Prussian"
The Captain and Robin from the BBC series Ghosts
Officer Crabtree from the TV series Allo Allo
Poster for double bill of Carquake and the Giant Spider Invasion
The cover of High Land, Hard Rain by Aztec Camera
The cover of High Land, Hard Rain by Aztec Camera
A black cat stretched out along a pair of legs in grey trousers
Man with moustache in genderless uniform
Woman in pink costume floating inside a bubble. Sheryl Lee as the Good Fairy in the film Wild at Heart
Jones the cat from Alien
Blue muppet wearing a bowler hat
An elderly black cat called George having a sleep on a slipper in a patch of sunlight. Much nicer to look at than NF
A fork
A seagull perched upon an enormous inflatable bird
Kate Bush
The greatest cat in the world (North)
A boy and a man walking in front of the Pier Head in Liverpool
Matthew Kelly
Woman with long dark hair, wearing a red dress stands next to a seated man in blue overalls. The man has unkempt hair and protruding teeth