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(ee-AWN-tay, IPA: /iˈjɔnteɪ/) 🇧🇿🏴 Ⓐh+ absolute football goblin⚽️ (Clapton CFC❤️🤍 • Reading💙🤍 • Celtic🍀) girl/gyal/cailín but ❌not a woman/lady/ma'am síad/they/she/xe foghlaimeoir na Gaeilge 🇮🇪🪉 🛒: yawnty.threadless.com 🐘: @yaya@jorts.horse

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screencap of discord messages from me i got wicked google fu I HAVE ACCDIENTALY DONE SOMETHING SO PROFOUNDLY CURSd IJK MGMONNA FUCKIGN THROW UP LAIGHING then an image of my cat but with cucurellas nose and mustache bc I fucked up with how I was erasing layers
video version of cucurella's hair on my cat
my cat with cucurellas big hair
Miami keeper whiffing a back pass and letting an own goal happen
scorebug from Miami vs Chicago, Miami is playing in pink and chicago is playing in light blue
thin baja line sticker on my water bottle
my clapton owner certificate from 2018
me in my Soviet union kit
my bright pink hydroflask water bottle handle that had fallen apart has been repaired by big wads of bright pink Sugru moldable glue and it just looks like I wrapped it in chewing gum
user has labels for: ableism, debate lord, liberal apologia, sea-lioning, state violence apologia, and is muted by my list "graph perverts"
cubarsi getting absolutely launched by a challenge
cubarsi getting absolutely launched by a challenge
cubarsi getting absolutely launched by a challenge
selfie of me where my pink hair has faded so much it's basically the same color as my slightly reddened face
me with my headphones on pushing my hair back but it's squiggling out around my head like some sort of cartoon character's gravity defying hair
archer pausa de hidratación
duolingo push notification Spain vs. Argentina? I'm rooting for you to do a lesson!
bobs burgers pausa de hidratación
That noisy, random aspect of the equation is stripped out; what is left is purely what the playmaker achieved (i.e., getting the ball into a shooting position for a teammate). 'Chances created' is a better stat than assists, but it doesn't speak to the quality of opportunities a player is forging for his teammates. Looking at the xG of the shots a player tees up gives a better view. This is the most basic form of an 'Ex-pected Assists' model. Suppose you make a pass to a teammate and he takes a shot worth 0.40(xG), you would collect 0.40(xA). At this stage of the evolution of the player-creativity metric, the creature gains an upright posture and starts using basic tools. The primary benefit of Expected Assists is that it assesses all creative players as if they were providing for the same quality of forward. Expected Assists models are developed using a database of hundreds of thousands of shots, and xA is awarded from the probability of the average player scoring as a result of the pass. Midfielders who play for poor teams can sometimes get fewer assists, because they have worse strikers playing in front of them. If you put a midfielder in the Bournemouth team, he would get fewer assists than if he played for Barcelona. Playing for the Cherries, the forwards ahead of him would be less pacey, less skilful and have worse movement, making it harder to accumulate assists. Suppose you feed a perfect through-ball to a striker who is one-on-one with a defender. Clearly the chance of a goal being scored from your pass is higher if Lionel Messi is the player bearing down on goal than if it is Dominic Solanke. The former is more likely to get around defenders than the latter. You have played the same pass in both situations but have a better
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barbie movie pausa de hidratación showing barbie miming drinking out of a cup
my little backpack that has three patches: one with a train track that says far from home, born to roam one showing the back of a naked woman with the text I hate myself but in a fun way and one that says no me jodas surrounded by thorny roses
Kenan and kel pausa de hidratación with kel looking lovingly at a bottle of orange soda
a cartoony font called Ron Jeremy University
view of old spotted dog grounds with clapton supporters lighting flares
clapton black white and red checkered home kit
beautiful free kick goal
~ Bernard Vere Clapton CFC match updates 3-1 as Noah scores again.
screencap of the clapton livestream showing the old spotted dog ground with a palestine flag and free palestine banner, clapton punks banner, some sort of celtic supporters banner
Dudders (Dustin Leonard) @duddersleon.bsky.social (there's like a million cry laughing and puke emojis scattered throughout) whats that supposed to do? Did you just screenshot my page like a total Fag? How Gay eww what a fag. Who does that gay shit. Omg hes a facebook fag ew we dont do that creep shit here dude dont creep on my page loser. That what you tried to do as a way to get under my skin you 15?
I've nicknamed this boy Chris "Gorth" Marshall
dialogue box: Please enter your nickname for Chris Marshall I've typed Gorth
football manager 2024 screen showing a CGI player named Chris Marshall who has a wicked fucking unibrow
my roommates and a friend assembling a full camping tent in the living room
me: what is goal difference crushbestie: goals scored vs goals conceded so if you scored 20 and conceded 10 your goal difference would be +10 me: [screenshot of my FM save showing clapton is top of the table with 10 wins, 0 draws or losses, +30 GD and on 30 points crushbestie: wtf How the fuck did you do that
cassette beasts dialogue screen Kayleigh: Well, maybe we should find more! lanthe, I think lanthe should apply to be a ranger!
character called Leader Ianthe in the game cassette heasts
Tony mac's post above this one says get it up every one of them
Margaret Thatcher looking frustrated
truly grim grinch pausa de hidratación he's being force fed some sort of grinch juice I don't even fucking know
tiddies touching my chin
super Mario font pausa de hidratación with Mario drowning
guy gleefully pressing a button labeled more violence
photo album of all my pausa memes
santi saying they're not even a football fan
game of thrones pausa de hidratación
this kills the man meme but the guys got a French flag for a face and it says this kills the France
been added to a list called Winterfox: Positive interactions on Winterfox/Benjanun Sriduangkaew's transphobic/bad-takes posts
family guy pausa de hidratación
dungeon crawler carl with a speech bubble
My Big 3 + Venus Pantone palette: Libra Sun, Scorpio Moon, Sagittarius Rising, Scorpio Venus - #D986A8 (Balanced Rose, a sórt of muted pink) #5B2A4A (Plum Depth, a reddish plum) #8A72D8 (Horizon Violet, a sórt of more saturated lavender) #8F3C55 (Wine Velvet, a slightly more warm wine color) . Made with pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart
Doctor: Have you had casual sex recently? Me, who only has ranked, competitive sex:
chicken reading a book
me holding a microusb cable bc I actually did know where it was it turns out
OP: Carney calling Lindsey Graham a defender of democracy and freedom when the man made jokes on his official X account about taking over Canada is just the last straw of many last straws for me. marthapearce55, usually our valiant champion: It's called decorum and diplomacy...
plate of taquitos and waffles with apple jelly
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cdpositive @cdpositive.bsky.social • 2u When Republicans turn us into "as bad as they are", they have won.
cool cgi surfing gecko or something with the text naw cuz