Isaac

@ibex95.bsky.social

145 Followers 284 Following

Young of heart, Hard of head, Dumb of ass

Dick in a box
Wallace from Wallace and gromit but missing an eye, becoming a cyclops
Eat n park advertising the pickle perfect smiley cookie, because apparently they think the smoke will deny god the vision to see their sins.
Psyduck. Content. Unbothered. Moisturized. In his lane. Thriving.
My perfect wife's wedding dress and my suit jacket on a couch.
The chic tract of they hated Jesus because He told them the truth. Jesus is replaced with Cod
Rod Brind'amore. With a gun. Rod Gund'amore
Dan Olsen's why was i invited to Mr. Beasts studio but hes wearing a pitt jersey
Carolinas Hurricanes Coach Rod Brind'amore with a hand gun and a smile
Boone NC
Keep honking! I'm listening to ska and you're in the band now
A vendor request for 37.50, with the memo line "I bought 80 pairs of baby socks
Mac Brown has a machine gun
Snake otacon codec call screen
Rod Brind'amore with a gun, and enjoying putting one in the back of your head
A squirrel on a trailer booked up to a jeep gladiator
John Cena choking out tweety
The Campbell logo, but something is strange about the hump
A poem in the shape of the poet beating Henry Kissinger to death hooking up with strange men on edibles is fucking awesome until you’re lying in his bed afterward and you can’t shut up about how much you want to hit henry kissinger over and over until he stops breathing. like, did you know that agent orange is apparently 100,000 times more potent than thalidomide at causing birth defects and to this day vietnamese infants have an elevated incidence of congenital disorders, including heart abnormalities, and like you’re not saying that henry kissinger is the reason you were born with a broken heart but wouldn’t it be so fucked up if he was and wouldn’t you then have every right to press your thumbs into his windpipe until he chokes to death and your hookup is like yeah you’re right that would be fucked up i’m sorry but what did you want to get i’m placing the order now and you say two spicy potato soft tacos please and you let him pay for it because he’s white and you’re too stoned to navigate venmo right now and it’s only like $2 but by the time the food arrives you’ve fallen asleep anyway, hand over your heart monitor, dreaming of kissinger’s blood dribbling out his mouth like hot sauce
The arrested development did it work for them meme