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Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument. I self-host stuff so be prepared for computer nerd posts. masto.ai/@icassassin https://github.com/icassassin

Jason Statham as the Beekeeper in 'The Beekeeper'.
Kirk Van Houten, gesturing at the race car he sleeps in.
Timothy Dalton in 'Hot Fuzz', posing with a picture of himself
That Nathan Fielder pic of him with friends laughing out of frame.
A Ghostbusters ghost trap.
Critters ball
A Garfield phone featured in a stillshot from Ninja Terminator, one of of the many glorious productions of Godfrey Ho.
A cat curled up on her sushi pillow. She is giving me a look.
The "quote from man stabbed" screenshot but replacing 'man' with 'reflecting pool' because the internet has poisoned my brain and I had to let this out.
Pronouncing Grimace like Versace
My body is a temple Ancient and crumbling Probably cursed or haunted
Troy Barnes boarding "The Childish Tycoon" to sail around the world to earn Pierce's money (and find his manhood and whatever he said).
Jizz Isn’t Magic
A banana that says “You are a lying junkie”. From the TV show Community.
That pic of Jason Momoa sneaking up on Heney Cavill.
That scene in "There's Something About Mary" where they're talking about 7 minute abs.
Lisa Simpson, utterly dumbfounded
You wouldn't steal a boneless pizza
Screenshot from PCU with the dude watching Gene Hackman and/or Michael Caine movies.
Pronouncing Grimace like Versace
The Changlorious Bastards, from the TV show 'Community'.
The Carrie Nations
"There are those that say whoever I endorse is going to win," Trump told reporters over the sounds of construction at the White House on Tuesday. "I don't know if that's true. Historically that's absolutely true. I just don't like to say it because I don't like to brag."
Graph depicting the Kink Consumer Index, my new favorite index.
My cask of amontillado brings all the boys to the catacombs And they're like, you're entombing us alive Damn right, I'm entombing you alive I could free you But I'm entombing you alive
Box art for the movie 'Let the Corpses Tan'.
The couple, collectively nicknamed “Speidl”
Mojo, a living straw person and character in the game Chrono Cross.
Hugh Grant as Phoenix Buchanan in Paddington 2.
Pronouncing Grimace like Versace
Screenshot from the movie 'The American President', where the president goes into a flower shop to buy flowers.
The trend is also fueled by a contradictory pairing: families' fierce desire to protect their babies and a cascade of false information infused into their social media algorithms.
Screenshot from the TV show 'Community'. Abed Nadir is in front of a chalkboard with a *lot* of content, explaining who the boss on Who's the Boss is.
According to Thok, a 34-year-old male mentor said he saw what appeared to be a turkey fan
Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we've tried everything here.
Jizz Isn’t Magic
Burgess Meredith in 'Grumpier Old Men', drinking a beer and smoking a cig.
Tetsuo from Akira with a speech bubble, indicating that he is saying the below post asking how energy beings masturbate.
The end of a Simpsons episode depicting a giant magnifying glass and an escalator to nowhere.
That kid from the movie 'The Wizard' showing off his Power Glove. It's so bad.
Some of the cast in the movie Starship Troopers (1997)
Homer Simpson, wearing glasses with fake eyes.
Voters in the redrawn district are no longer being asked just to back or reject Trump's immigration agenda. They're being asked whether a candidate accused of abusing power in private can be trusted with power in Washington.
HorsegiirL refers to her fans as "farmies"
'It smelled amazing but I felt so sad': Australia's biggest GARLIC BREAD factory burns down
The cloning/killing machine loop from an episode of The Simpsons.
Jizz Isn’t Magic
Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling in 'The Nice Guys'.
We're imperfect people. I know I am. I don't get my feelings hurt easy
MY BODY IS A TEMPLE ANCIENT AND CRUMBLING PROBABLY CURSED OR HAUNTED
Johnny from the game Chrono Trigger. He's basically a human-ebike cyborg.
Shirley Bennett from the TV show 'Community' saying one of the greatest lines of all time: "I'll make your ass sense".
Lil Lisa Slurry from The Simpsons
Troy and Abed from the TV show 'Community'.
Scene from the Stonecutters' episode of The Simpsons where Homer is playing poker and the others tell him that he got a Royal Sampler hand.
Hipster Ariel saying My Dad Owns Pitchfork
Josie and The Pussycats is The Best Movie Ever Join the army
Garfield phone scene from Ninja Terminator.
Picture of Eric Adams with a little quote bubble to indicate he is saying the quoted post.
Lisa Simpson, selling her father a rock that keeps tigers away, because Homer is an idiot.