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Sharing new drugs discovered on Law and Order SVU.

It's called Plastic Rumble. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're in a conference room gettin' paid to stare at scented candles.
Lab says she was wacked out on some new drug called Subway Footballs. Found her naked in Central Park yellin' "I think I finally understand finance executives!"
It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Sink Fever. Dude was givin' a keynote speech about usin' AI to change diapers, suddenly he was rollin' out the door on an electric unicycle.
It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Filthy Chunks. Chick was in the middle of deliverin' a quarterly earnings report, suddenly she was buck naked sayin' 'It's fine, this is all just a simulation.'
Coroner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Toilet Snaps. Found her naked in the back of a horse drawn carriage screamin' "Why are my hands velcro?!"
It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Beautiful Wedge. Dude was givin' a TEDx talk on makin' NFTs of Burt Bacharach, suddenly he was rollin' out the door on an electric unicycle.
Medical examiner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Gutter Sod. Found her naked at a Motel 6 whisperin' "Why are my hands play-doh?"
They call it Aunti Walrus, It's made from French fries and Ambien. Found this chick in a dumpster wearin' nothin' but a tie dye vest buildin' a diorama of a shawarma shop.
Kids are callin' it Space Buddah. He set a dumpster on fire behind a Jiffy Lube and huffed the fumes until he thought he was bein' chased by Macho Man Randy Savage ridin' a giant basset hound.
Street name is Walrus Bromicide, It's made from seaweed and Ambien. Found this dude at the post office wearin' nothin' but a green bolo tie buildin' a diorama of a Chipotle.
Dr. Warner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Doojee Sand. Found her naked at a petting zoo screamin' "The Dalmatians made me do it!"
Lab says he was wacked out on some new drug called Silent Rippers. Found him naked at a Daoist temple screamin' "I think I finally understand crossing guards!"
Medical examiner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Puppy Ice. Found her naked on a tricycle whisperin' "The leather daddies made me do it."
Coroner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Sticky Snax. It's made from pepper and vaseline.
Turns out that joint was laced with banana peels and Arby's. It's called Regret Patties.
Toxicology says she was high on somethin' called Star Spangled Stardust. It's a boner pill for bald eagles.
Street name is Walrus Shooters, It's made from DDT and Ambien. Found this dude in Central Park wearin' nothin' but a burgundy bolo tie giving himself a tattoo of a stack of Goombas.
They're callin' it Dragon Walrus, It's made from salvia and Ambien. Found this chick on a greyhound bus wearin' nothin' but a clay bra buildin' a diorama of a HomeTown Buffet.
Warner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Biker's Buddah. Found him naked at a Daoist temple whisperin' "Help me, the guidance counselors made my skin vinyl."
It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Silent Blackout. Chick was pitchin' her startup for onigiri restaurants staffed by animatronic antelopes, suddenly she was rollin' out the door on an electric unicycle.
Melinda says he was high on somethin' called Murder Energy. It's an anti-anxiety pill for sugar gliders.
Toxicology says he was high on somethin' called Shoe Bromicide. Picked him up in Harlem after tryin' to rob a hookah lounge with a porkchop.
Lab says she OD'd on somethin' called Robo Pies. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed naked except for a burlap blindfold, tied to Pepper the robot.
Street name is Rainy Day Cartwheels. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up at a Mervyns covered in rubbing alcohol.
Warner says he was high on somethin' called Franken Fingers. It's an anti-psychotic pill for dolphins.
Toxicology found traces of fake eyelashes and yak milk. It's called Sweet and Sour Cheese. It's an artisanal drug Cheese from Bushwick.
Coroner says he was high on somethin' called Spider Bomb. Picked him up in Queens after tryin' to hold up an Applebee's with a durian fruit.
Turns out that joint was laced with Benadryl and quinoa. Dealers are callin' it Garden Stones.
Kids are callin' it Late-night Paint. He set a dumpster on fire behind a Hooters and huffed the fumes until he thought he was bein' chased by Dwayne Johnson ridin' a giant beluga whale.
Street name is Witch Stardust. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're on a trampoline gettin' paid to write click-bait articles about muppets.
Melinda says he was high on somethin' called Tijuana Girlfriend. Picked him up in Yonkers after tryin' to rob a Five Guys with a ventriloquist dummy.
Coroner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Ashtray Joy. Found her naked on a trampoline yellin' "My name is Paula Deen, welcome to my kitchen!"
It's called Fat Walrus, It's made from ketamine and Ambien. Found this dude on a tricycle wearin' nothin' but a aqua apron buildin' a diorama of Castle Grayskull.
Kids are callin' it Galaxy Boosters. He set a dumpster on fire behind a pet store and huffed the fumes until he thought he was surrounded by a bunch of pigeons wearin' toupes.
Melinda says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Kaleidoscope Scramble. It's made from peanuts and resin.
They're callin' it Biker's Backpack. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a Jiffy Lube gettin' paid to do karaoke with librarians.
Turns out that joint was laced with catnip and margarine. Dealers are callin' it Facebook Bassoon.
Lab says she was wacked out on some new drug called Sicilian Pudding. Found her naked in some bushes yellin' "Hide me from the Kinder Eggs!"
Medical examiner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Liquid Loaf. It's made from Tapatio and bath salts.
They're callin' it Avocado Neck. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a Motel 6 gettin' paid to teach workshops on metaverse legs.
It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Bone Powder. Dude was givin' a SXSW talk on usin' blockchain to put on makeup, suddenly he was floatin' out the window in a drone powered hammock.
They're callin' it Finger Walrus, It's made from Redbull and Ambien. Found this dude at an anime convention naked except for a corduroy blindfold sending group-texts of plush wiener dogs to all of his ex-girlfriends.
Medical examiner says she OD'd on somethin' called Kitchen Cubes. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a pair of jorts, strapped to a stick of salami.
Medical examiner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Blue Rhythm. Found her naked in a barn screamin' "Beware the bread sticks!"
Street name is Walrus Baklava, It's made from meth and Ambien. Found this chick inside a giant pipe organ wearin' nothin' but some aqua suspenders giving herself a tattoo of Coach Z.
Toxicology found traces of molly and palmetto bugs. They're callin' it Vanilla Fritter. It's a deep-fried drug Fritter from Florida.
Dr. Warner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Basement Pickles. It's made from egg whites and PCP.
Warner says she was high on somethin' called Barnyard Bender. It's an anti-psychotic pill for sea lions.
Melinda says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Fairy Bromicide. It's made from Velveeta and banana peels.
It's called Walrus Gristle, It's made from Kibbles 'n Bits and Ambien. Found this chick at Penn Station wearin' nothin' but a pair of violet crocs sending group-texts of yoga instructors to all of her ex-boyfriends.
Coroner found traces of banana peels and hemp milk. It's called Savory Cheese. It's an artisanal drug Cheese from Bushwick.
Warner says she OD'd on somethin' called Illuminati Muscles. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a pair of jorts, chained to a clown wig.
Dealers are callin' it Fear Bobo. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up at Comic-Con covered in McRibs.
It's called Righteous Jam. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up at an art show in bushwick covered in fabric softener.
Coroner says she was high on somethin' called Sidewalk Time Warp. It's a pain killer for anteaters.
Dr. Warner says he was high on somethin' called Chiba Rhythm. It's a nootropic for great danes.
Street name is Walrus Marzipan, It's made from pepper and Ambien. Found this chick in a bathtub wearin' nothin' but a neoprene cowboy hat giving herself a tattoo of her name in an alien language she just discovered.
Lab says he was wacked out on some new drug called Goblin Heaven. Found him naked at a cat show yellin' "My name is Gordon Ramsay, welcome to my kitchen!"
Kids are callin' it Fairy Fist. He set a dumpster on fire behind a McDonald's and huffed the fumes until he thought it was rainin' flax seeds.
Medical examiner found traces of steroids and rat fur. It's called Tangy Pizza. It's an artisanal drug Pizza from Brooklyn.