Teejus

@ichiban.bsky.social

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Old photo from The Onion featuring a man wearing an obscenely large pair of JNCO jeans.
This, then, is how you get to hitting Iran with a decapitation strike and hoping that everyone’s so scared of you that they do what you say. Or why it sounds like a good idea to threaten genocide, forget about it, make another threat, forget about it, then make another. We’re going to win the war anyway, because we’re special; we know karate, and our dad works for NASA. We don’t need our friends, because they’re stupid and losers, but if we lose, it’s because they’re fake friends and didn’t show up. We’re going to make a free-trade club, and they can’t join. “Oh, you’re gonna close the Strait of Hormuz??? Well, I’m also going to close the Strait of Hormuz.”