Tubular Yakubian

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Devout agnostic. Jack of some trades. Enjoyer of foods. Self employed. Posts are wholly my own and not a reflection of my employer.

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Tweet from Normal calm: Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
Pope Leo holding a baseball bat.
George Russell looking really deranged at Kimi Antonelli
LA Times In Syria, militias armed by the Pentagon fight those armed by the CIA
5 of the dozens of harassment trolls asking for examples of Stancil leading a brigade of harassment trolls.
Val Kilmer in The Saint, disguised as a man with grey hair and glasses, making a weird face
The Occult by Colin Wilson A gray book with light gray lettering. No cover art.
A drawing of a horse that progresses left to right from a detailed, expertly drawn rear, to a stick figure, smiley face front similar to what a very young child would draw.
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Picture of a shirtless, hairy guy's torso Post from Brad Biggs promoting an article: Ben Johnson effect that is hard to believe Holes open, D'Andre Swift steps on the gas "This better go through the (darn) uprights. You know what I mean?" Run D rises
Opinion Michelle Goldberg We all should know less about each other
Karl Marx
A chart that shows daily reading levels by age, where 65+ dropped from 43% to 31.8% from 2015 to 2021, 55-64 showed a drop from 25.5% to 19.6% from 2014 to 2019 (they don't label 2021 for some reason, but it looks to be right at 20%), and very small reductions in lower age groups.
A green car with a comically large spoiler on the back
Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's Dracula, with a ridiculous hairdo, made to resemble bat ears, his face made up to look ancient, a sumptuous red robe, and a really cool lantern
A children's library with some red and blue seating blocks, some kind of wagon, desks, and books
"New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now" - @InternetHippo
Guy in a hot dog suit, who says "we're all looking for the guy who did this," after a hot dog car crashed into a store.
Smooth Snickers (with the dick vein removed)
Xenomorph from the Alien series, looking real wiry, slobbery, and bony
Tweet from Andrew Lawrence: Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views Me: Holy Shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes? Con: LOL no...no not those views Me: So... deregulation? Con: Haha no not those views either Me: Which views, exactly? Con: oh, you know the ones
Supernatural by Santana Pretty cool cover art. There's a mermaid with a gold crown holding a bird and a fish, some bongos with a stick figure running on them, a guitar with a crown, some weird little guys in the bushes, etc.
Bill Kristol's Wikipedia page
Portrait of King Charles II of Spain, who suffered various maladies due to excessive Hapsburg inbreeding, 'oversaw' a period of decline in the Spanish Empire, and whose death led to the War of the Spanish Succession.
Would you row across the Atlantic with someone like me? I certainly wouldn't. - Adrian Chiles
Trump, pulling his ear to hear the news that Ruth Bader Ginsburg died