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The burger king logo but instead of saying "Burger King" between 2 bread buns, it says: The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Night City. And a voice was screaming: "It's not like I'm using, it's like my body's developed this massive drug deficiency." It was a Sprawl voice and a Sprawl joke.
A news alert from the Japanese news site NHK World reading "BREAKING NEWS: US President Donald Trump says he will meet Russian President Vladimir Putin on August 15 in Alaska"
A photo of a vault with the caption "It's not just a vault. It's my safe space." since it's showing a space with a safe since that's what vaults are. It's all very funny. Honest.
A photo of a man in a yellow suit which is covered in black question marks. It's Matthew Lesko but, for the purposes of this meme, let's pretend that this is the Riddler from the Batman comics franchise. He's looking down in a pensive way. There's text in the meme that reads: "Riddle me this, Batman: if shrinkflation exists then why do my pants sizes keep getting bigger?"
A fat cat sits by the side of the road. Next to it are the words: "Unexpected Chonk"
The image shows the Typing section of the Devices section of the Settings app in Windows 10. There's an entry labeled "How AI has helped you". It's in the middle of the page. Above it are spelling and typing and autocorrect settings seemingly indicating that spelling, typing, and autocorrect settings are being handled by some AI on the system. Below the words "How AI has helped you", there's a clickable link titled "Typing insights"
A parody of the comic Family Circus where the mom is Cthulhu whose tentacles are affecting the kid who is yelling out the words 'oh god! I can see forever!"
The CCC rocket at 38c3 as shown looking from the ground towards a disco-ball lights-reflected ceiling
A person wearing a suit made out of a bunch of jorts sewn together
A photo of 2 hacker cats using a laptop keyboard. The caption, which is split over 2 lines, reads "and if we chase this pointer and modify this memory address..."
A long furry animal is standing on its hind paws and looking straight at the viewer with a displeased expression. The caption reads "I was told there'd be snacks"
A quick clip from Cowboy Bebop of hands pulling on a cord at the bottom of a ramen cup which activates a mechanism which heats up the noodles and then the person peels off the lid of the cup revealing rising steam
Gif of the Plague from the movie Hackers saying "God wouldn't be up this late"
The cover of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album (a prism splitting a white beam of light into the colors of the rainbow) with a portrait of the artist R Crumb superimposed on top of it. The text on the meme reads "I have become comfortably Crumb". This is a pun on the Pink Floyd lyrics "I have become comfortably numb"