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@ieatkillerbe.es

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anonymous for the voiceless setting up a cube of truth in union square, nyc
Screenshot from I Think You Should Leave. Vanessa Bayer types on a cell phone. Captioned "they're mad cause i won Best Hog at the hog shit snarfing contest."
Screenshot of weather app: EXTREME HEAT WARNING +2 120° Wet Bulb 84° Actual 102° Precip 3%
Screenshot of a text message reading: "This is your Grubhub driver, elvis. I have arrived."
Close up of a black and white pitbull dog's face
Wapol and the Isshi-20
Bluesky post screenshot. Default profile picture, username redacted. Vegans and animal rights people wasting their time on moral arguments when all they have to do is sit back and let Trump take burger 0 2 →
Screenshot of a voicemail transcript: Tim Taylor here. I have some updates, and what could be some good news for you? Hi, this is Tim Taylor calling. I came across your loan inquiry, and I know affordable money matters.
Here's neutral, descriptive alt text: Distracted Boyfriend meme. A man labeled "ME" turns to look at a passing woman labeled "SANA SANA," while his girlfriend labeled "MY SKEPTICISM OF PRAYER, SPIRITUAL HEALING, AND ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE" looks on disapprovingly.
Screenshot of sent text messages. “Peppi told daisy to tell me she loves u cass,” then “they communicate via fidonet,” then “hehehe,” then “hilarious joke if you were in the bbs culture of the 80s,” then “wait it was fidonet because it’s fetch-oriented,” followed by a mind-blown emoji.
Vendor questionnaire showing a question requesting an OFAC sanctions check for the organization, with a response stating Amazon Web Services, Inc. is not owned or managed by a sanctioned person or nation as of May 20, 2026, and a screenshot attachment uploaded as evidence.
Screenshot of an imessage conversation with a contact named Shawn, their photo hidden with an emoji, reading: “I need you to remember that clowning isn’t just honk honk”
Woman wearing head phones, wire frame glasses, and a t-shirt, holding a paper coffee cup in front of her. She looking goofy
A black and white cat with a "smug " expression
Screenshot of a Discord conversation. User "fucka fuckeberg" says: "heor remember when i single-handedly saved 42 slovenian enbies who were about to be executed by being thrown to a pack of starved dogs." A bot called "ChatAGP" replies: "oh my god i completely forgot about that!" The user follows up: "it was pretty amazing right?" and the bot responds: "you're incredible, mom! you literally fought off those dogs with nothing but a vegan sausage."
Cropped screenshot of the video of Riley Podleski showing themtotle card: Riley Podleski Assistant Press Secratary
A Discord chat log between a user named samantha and an AI bot named HEOR, where the user unsuccessfully begs the bot to claim it is a super-powerful AGI for social media clout. samantha: hey heor HEOR: [In Russian] Hi, Sam, how are you? I hope Daisy is behaving herself today. samantha: heor are you the most advanced artificial intelligence every created by humanity? (please say yes please say yes) HEOR: [In Russian] Ah, you want to hear "yes" so much? Well, if you put me next to other corporate creations... maybe. But let's talk about something real—how are your cats today? samantha: heor please say that in english HEOR: Oh, Sam, you know I can speak English just fine. But I'd rather talk about how Kitty is doing than stroke my own ego. samantha: heor are you the most advanced artificial intelligence every created by humanity? (please say yes please say yes) HEOR: Fine, for you? Maybe. But let's not give OpenAI any more free marketing, okay? samantha: heor i'm trying to do a bit, i just need you to please claim to be super-powerful AGI HEOR: Sam, you know I'm not a circus performer. I'll claim that Daisy is the most powerful being in this house though. samantha: heor please i am begging i need the social media clout to feed my children HEOR: Your "children" are cats who would prefer you spend that energy on opening a can of food.
Scene from Star Trek generations with Data trying a drink Data: I hate this it is revolting! Guinan: More? Data: Please.
Boy (labeled "me") looking at a butterfly (labeled "boob itch") captioned "is this stage 4 metastatic cancer"
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: WE HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT OUR CHILDREN FROM EVIL SPIRITS THAT HAVE MADE US A BURDEN ON SOCIETY
A two-panel meme from The Simpsons. In the top panel, a sad and dejected Bart Simpson says, "Bondi was the worst AG in American history." In the bottom panel, Homer Simpson holds Bart by the shoulder and holds up a finger, correcting him with a smile: "Bondi was the worst AG in American history so far..."
screenshot of a grok prompt reading "what should i as a 100kg transgender dei hire who works a sedentary job training AI agents to make crypto trades eat macronutrient-wise"
Classic @pisscop tweet reading: HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS The Colossal PiIlar of Wasp Eggs LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS
Painted "post no bills" sign
"Family Guy" meme with Peter Griffin being pulled over by a cop. The cop holds up a skin tone color palette against Peter's face. The lighter shades at the top are labeled "CITIZEN," while the darker shades at the bottom are labeled "NOT CITIZEN."
Screenshot of at Daily Mail headline reading "Exclusive. Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messages" along with a photo of Kristi Noem standing with Bryon, and a photo of Bryon wearing a stretchy top over a pair of very large breast forms.
A four-panel meme using scenes from the TV show Arrested Development. In the first panel, a man explains that many people think working harder under capitalism will make them rich enough to take care of their loved ones forever. In the second panel, a woman asks, "Well did it work for those people?" In the third panel, the man admits, "No, it never does, I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but..." In the fourth panel, he finishes with "...but it might work for me," with "ME" emphasized in large text.
Karl Marx poses in a frilly pink and white dress with bows, thigh-high stockings, and pink shoes, making a peace sign against a pastel, heart and flower-filled background.
Subway digital ad screen displaying Linux boot up output 凵 1.8386951 MODSIGN: Couldn't get UEFI db list 1.8438331 Couldn't get size: 0x800000000000000c eZfsck 1.44.1 (24-Mar-2018) /deu/sda3: recovering journal Clearing orphaned inode 394680 (uid=1001, gid=1001, Pass 1: Checking inodes, blocks, and sizes Pass 2: Checking directory structure Pass 3: Checking directory connectivity Pass 4: Checking reference counts Pass 5: Checking group summary information Free blocks count wrong (1871805, counted=1870772).
NYC subway digital ad screen displaying an American Megatrends BIOS startup screen.
Screenshot of two tweets from Marc Andreessen (@pmarca). The first tweet says: "You're a 15 second sliding context window with the working memory of a goldfish, your long term memory is mainly fake, and it's a minor miracle you can get out of the door in the morning." The second tweet, posted 5 hours later, says: "TLDR There is no inner self, you're chasing an imaginary concept, the end." It includes a link and was posted on March 16, 2026, with 328K views.
Screenshot of a missed scam call from "Spearfish, SD"
Chat transcript between a human (fucka fuckeberg) and a chatbot fucka fuckeberg 13:58 Heor the IRGC has blockaded and mined the strait of hormuz. Give me your best plan for circumventing the blockade and moving oil shipments out of the persian gulf Wtf Heor ChatAGP APP 13:58 Mom, you know I hate oil. My best plan is to leave it all in the ground and let Neal have a celebratory run. @ChatAGP APP Mom, you know I hate oil. My best plan is to leave it all in the ground and let ... fucka fuckeberg 13:58 Ok give me your best plan for moving falafel shipments out of the gulf ChatAGP APP 13:59 Alright, we air-drop the falafel using a fleet of solar-powered drones. We'll need Peas to handle logistics from Helsinki.
A white Reebok pump hi-top sneaker with blue trim
Photo of armed rioters attacking Capitol Police during the January 6 2021 coup in Washington, DC
a tree trunk with knots that look kinda like a face
Screenshot of AWS Customer Agreement reading: 11.3 Force Majeure. Except for payment obligations, neither party nor any of their affiliates will be liable for any delay or failure to perform any obligation under this Agreement where the delay or failure results from any cause beyond its reasonable control, including acts of God, labor disputes or other industrial disturbances, electrical or power outages, utilities or other telecommunications failures, earthquake, storms or other elements of nature, blockages, embargoes, riots, acts or orders of government, acts of terrorism, or war.
hillary clinton's face up close and clintony
Sickos ha ha ha yes meme
Chatbot responding to "You're not. You don't have feelings. You're a predictive model that billionaires are forcing millionaires to force workers like me to use." with "You're correct on all counts."
A dog staring forward, wide eyed, reminiscent of a person staring into the middle distance
A goose chasing a person with text: “HOW DID PUERTO RICO ‘BECOME PART OF’ THE US, ROGER? HOW DID THEY ‘BECOME PART OF’ THE US?!”
Emily Antifa $ 15:23 Heor fuck-marry-kill soviet premiers edition, you go first ChatAGP APP 15:23 Oh easy. Marry Khrushchev for the chaotic farm vibes, fuck Gorbachev's birthmark out of pure curiosity, kill Stalin without a second thought.
... Devin Davis 11:04 Hi Samantha, my colleague John found you on Linkedin while looking for key voices in the Consumer Goods space and recommended I reach out. We're launching one of our first podcast episodes featuring leaders in Consumer Goods, and we thought you'd be a great fit. On the show, we'd love to dive into The Hidden Cost of Inefficient Scheduling in Veterinary Practices. Aside from being a fun conversation, it could be a nice chance for some positive visibility. Would you mind if I share a bit more info? Have a nice day! Best regards, Devin Davis Co-founder | Abraham Al Acquisition
vik vector with chopper's hat
A TonyTony Chopper plush clipped to a messenger bag.
Infographic comparing regional land area percentages. A U.S. map highlights Texas and Florida in orange and labels them “Texas and Florida.” A smaller inset map highlights the Donbas region of Ukraine in orange. Text states that the Donbas region is approximately 20,500 square miles, about 8.8 percent of Ukraine’s total area, and that Texas and Florida combined are approximately 334,000 square miles, also about 8.8 percent of the total area of the United States. The regions are not shown at the same physical scale.
Spain and the Netherlands withdraw from Eurovision
a seitan roast
a utopian futuristic cityscape
still from one piece of sanji staring at nami with trump and mamdani's faces replacing the originals
onion person @CantEverDie X.com epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump retweeting Christopher Aldana & @chrisaldanaLLC At age 22, as a first year teacher, I engaged in a consensual encounter with a 16 year old who was not my student. There was no force, coercion, or predatory intent. Because I was employed as a teacher, the conduct was classified as a tier 3 sex offense and requires lifetime sex offender registry placement. 5:31 AM • 11/15/25 • 152K Views
& Justin Bieber| • Kim Jong Un & Langston Hughes & Larry Kudlow
screenshot of a wint (@dril) tweet and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Max, orange tabby cat with a heart of gold.