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@ifihadahifi.bsky.social

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I write. Stories, sketches, monologues, plays... mainly funny stuff (or so I've been told.) Sometimes people pay me for jokes which is very nice of them. Fuelled by whisky.

Venezuelan President Nicolas Madura pictured with Ozzy Osbourne. But not really.
Screenshot of BBC news headline about the upcoming Putin and Trump talks in Alaska, with Trump declaring Putin wouldn't mess with him. The fool.
Wrestlers Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks looking uncannily like Lord Varys and Robert Baratheon from Game Of Thrones
King Charles reading a speech to the Canadian parliament. But it does rather look like he's in school reading his homework to the class.
A bowl of Weetabix Minis showing the paltry indicated serving size.
Reece Dinsdale in Threads.
Movie poster for the 1978 Disney film The Cat From Outer Space.
Wellard the dog from EastEnders. Hilariously often confused with Paul Weller.
Robbie Williams walked through a park in complete anonymity as reported by The Independent.
Hilarious airbag warning instructions in a car
BBC headline quoting Trump's endorsement of UK PM.
Some anonymous cunt thinks this isn't funny. In other news it's also the anon opin logo for any blind people watching.
A receipt for my Christmas shopping.