If You're Driving Close Your Eyes

@ifyouredriving.bsky.social

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A comedy podcast that make you think where we navigate our chaotic world under a wet sun. listen: https://pod.link/1648903956 patreon.com/ifyouredriving

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still image from the podcast If You're Driving Close Your Eyes John, left, is leaning back in wild laughter. Merritt, middle, has just suggested something to discuss and is very pleased with herself. Niki, right, looks directly into the camera looking completely fed up.
Podcast clip from If You're Driving Close Your Eyes
Podcast clip from If You're Driving Close Your Eyes
clip from the podcast If You're Driving Close Your Eyes
podcast clip from If You're Driving Close Your Eyes
clip from If You're Driving Close Your Eyes where host Merritt does her best impression of Donald Duck but ends up in Toad territory
Clip from podcast If You're Driving Close Your Eyes where John gets completely tilted about the sounds Niki's rice cooker, Merritt's microwave, and his own washing machine make.
clip from If You're Driving Close Your Eyes where John says "So I'm ready to jelq" and then everyone goes apeshit
Discord post from LB Hunktears that reads: "Dear Truckers, In September of 2020, I became a cohost of a podcast called West Coast Office Hours in spite of never having listened to it and not knowing what it was about. That decision changed my life, permanently damaged my brain's language centers, and gave me many many hours of delight. I have loved making this podcast in all of its iterations so much, and am incredibly proud of the work I have done with John, Niki, and Jordo "The Sticks" The Sticks. But I am a Sleepy American, with limited time and limited creative energy, and have determined that I would like to spend that creative energy on my writing. So I have made the difficult decision to leave If You're Driving. The podcast will continue, and I will enter the rotation of guest hosts for those inevitable trips to the ISS that always come up. merritt k has been on this ride with us from the beginning, first in her capacity as Podcast Czar of Fanbyte, then as our first and most frequent guest once we struck out on our own. She is one of my oldest friends and my writing partner in making games for sickos. My hosting seat, whether it's a Civic infested by imaginary rats or just an extremely broken chair, could not be in better hands than hers. I want to thank John, Niki, and Jordo for being so understanding and cool about my decision, and such great friends to me. I want to thank merritt for helping the podcast continue its life. And lastly I want to thank all of you: the discerning listeners who have made this whole thing possible. I can't express how much it's meant to me over these last 4.5 years to have so much support for me being my dumbest and most unhinged self. See you on the open road, LB Hunktears"
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screenshot of John Warren in a studio with the chiron beneath him reading "I think about Nelly Furtado"
30-65 children who are sad wearing santa hats with darth maul next to a 2007 toyota camry all of these are drawn very professionally
screenshot of podcast video where merritt's window is covered with a picture of a man next to a framed photo of nuts and it says YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PERCEIVE MERRITT CHANGING HER SHIRT SO HERE IS THE NEUTICLES MAN
the first slide of merrit's big theory
amelia earhart who was mostly very good at flying planes