sean

@iguana.bsky.social

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washington post editorial board, sexy little baby (potty training 🔜)

"Campaign Ad for a mayor candidate who's gimmick is he has a dog Leash on his neck and is no frills and can be told what to do by the people. He goes to the "pound" (mayors office) to get locked up but runs from the dog catcher like a dipshit. Dog catcher chases him to a fenced in park. Mayor guy thinks he's safe then stupidly runs into fence, gets stuck then gets hung on leach and dies. Dog catcher sneaks away and pretends nothing happened
“Do virgins get honry”
me holding a mega greninja ex card
man legs on the beach
wearing a dark blue wetsuit
text conversation that reads: the pan over to john and had me holding back laughter just buried under synths poking his head out and looking around these are the artists that should be celebrating america, not vanilla ice hahaha he looks seemingly disinterested it's so cool Delivered HA HA • he would press a switch and it would make a sound and he would looked so shocked and then press another and be equally as shocked and yet... he was playing the studio version of the song note for note + iMessage
screen shot of a poke stop gift from pokemon go that says: Greetings from You Are A Priest Forever Cross New Bedford, MA, United States SeriousSharks the sticker has squirrel say Yes!
two torq long boards (mine is on the right) on the ground
egg briefcase
selfie of me mid run, wearing a sweat soaked blue shirt
standing in my mirror wearing a blue rash guard top and black surf shorts
graffiti that says: Jizz Fest 2026 4SKIN SEMEN SQUAD
p’bone or bonebone wearing his trademark backpack while hanging from a post
me with a wet suit on standing in shallow water holding my surfboard over my head
beautiful black cat sitting on a surf board thinking about how she’s going to get gnar on a wave
coffee cup that says “King :)” in place of the name
fresh bloom of chicken of the woods on a log. orange bottle for scale
small, bratty black cat sitting in her cardboard box
“Tú” by maye on apple music
beautiful beach
magmar boobs on head
man with sumptuous mustache giving a warm but distant smirk
weird cardinal feasting on seeds
me standing in a mirror. wearing a black tank top and maroon mesh shorts. i have an amazing mustache. i predict this will get zero interaction cuz this site is DEAD
kevin james big boobs mouse pad
print of “El Jaleo” by John Singer Sargent in a wooden frame
draft page with “Back Drafts 26s poop 35s poop 43s dood 43s poopp 1m poip 1m poop 1m popo 1m poop 2m poop 2m dood “
bluesky map thing
screen shot of “Sofia” by Clairo
me holding an open jar of Trappist Blackberry Seedless Jam
image shows a baseball flying with the text “ILL THROW A BASEBALL AT YOUR FUCKING ASS BITCH
“People SUBSCRIBE Scott Adams, Disgraced Dilbert Creator, Dies at 68 'Dilbert was pulled from wide circulation after Adams' racist rant in 2023 By Victoria Edel Updated on January 13, 2026 12:33PM EST 207 COMMENTS”
cruise control and speedometer at 69mph. Mileage at 69000
Apple ai summary of group text messages: What are the Men looking... 7:25PM > E, Coal present; dog bone made of coal;salad for cats.
my beautiful face in my apartment
screenshot of a text convo: friend: “lookmaxxing neo-nazis is straight out of cyberpunk 2077 it's so fucking crazy. what a time! they're not anti-trans in the traditional RW way bcs their ultimate goal in life is to mog the world and they see trans people as one more person they can mog, so they're fine with it ultimately Edited this is legitimately straight off the streets of night city”
a selfie in the back seat of my green 2022 hyundai santa cruz
me beautiful face looking like a hoe
screenshot of the dating app “bumble” i have run out of likes and there is a very chesty lass displaying some serious cleavage
creepy unnerving looking actor with zero charisma