JeffCO

@ijeffco.bsky.social

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If you want me, you can find me Left of center, off of the strip in CO's 2nd. Two things to know about me: - I'm worth a million in prizes! - Never been afraid of any deviation!

Bobby Hill defending himself
My BBC Video DVD set of The Young Ones including EVery Stoopid EpISode
Screen grab of Lionel Jefferson looking up perhaps in disbelief
Cartoon showing journalist visits Twitter versus Bluesky. Adrenalist prancing happily through red background Twitter with people yelling black people suck gay people suck trans people suck immigrants suck... And on blue sky person yelling at journalist you suck. Last panel devastated journalist deeply depressed with a note saying today, I went to hell.
Image of So Fine jeans from the 1981 movie featuring very large peekaboo cutouts over the butt cheeks.
Model US President set from the '70s I think
Drawing of Flash rogue Weather Wizard bringing the lightning down on Central City
Comic book cover: Justice League America # 174, on which several members of the Justice League (Green Arrow,Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman) battle giant mutant rats, a la the Italian rat-based schlock horror film Night of Terror, as the costumed villain The Regulator warns them "This is only the beginning - - The city is DOOMED! Get out while you still can - - FOOLS!"
@smoothdunk2 Cartoon, top two panels labeled journalist visits Twitter showing journalists skipping merrily around people yelling hateful comments. Bottom two panels labeled journalist's blue sky, a person yelling you suck at them and last panel withered journalist in dire straits writing "today I want to hell"
Out of context comic panel with a tagline reading "And then..." And a character in a funny helmet saying "Great skyhooks! Something - - some queer force - shooting out of their eyes - -!"
The Onion Magazine cover of May 3rd, 2026 which shows a baby and the headline "You're not wrong, babies are getting worse - enshittification comes for a once-beloved classic" by Robert Wells
Pic of Jason Mendoza from The Good Place in his Blake Bortles jersey
Image of a social media post from justin_aga showing a still shot of the aliens from They Live in business attire captioned: Everyone who says "AI is here, we must embrace it" this is what you look like
Image of the writer bio for this article from the NPR site. Text reads: NPR Ron Elving Senior Editor and Correspondent, Washington Desk Ron Elving is Senior Editor and Correspondent on the Washington Desk for NPR News, where he is frequently heard as a news analyst and writes regularly for NPR.org. He is also a professorial lecturer and Executive in Residence in the School of Public Affairs at American University, where he has also taught in the School of Communication. In 2016, he was honored with the University Faculty Award for Outstanding Teaching in an Adjunct Appointment. He has also taught at George Mason and Georgetown.
DVD cover for MST3K riff of the movie Red Zone Cuba.
Simpsons image of principal Skinner addressing the kids outside Springfield Elementary, which is surrounded by the crazy looping supposedly ADA compliant ramp built by the mob out of breadsticks and shellac, which almost immediately falls apart.
Poster advertising upcoming Eagles shows at the sphere in Las Vegas. The image is of the sphere, the text reads: EAGLES SPHERE LAS VEGAS DUE TO OVERWHELMING DEMAND 6 NEW SHOWS ADDED SEP 18, 19 & NOV 13, 14, 27, 28 TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY MAY 15 GO TO EAGLES.COM NOW FOR PRE-SALE SIGN-UP & TICKET / HOTEL PACKAGES LIVE NATION
GIF of Randy Marsh from South Park carying his massive balls in a wheelbarrow while smoking pot.
Junk email card for a ""Peace of Mind" seminar, featuring an image of a fully loaded, heart stopping, artery clogging bacon cheeseburger. The text reads: "We invite you to enjoy a free meal with us and learn more about how planning for your final wishes may shield your family from unnecessary emotional and financial burden."
Food container that at this point is little more than a steel cage death match for various strains of mold.
Mock toy package includes a poseable Spider-Man with a photo of Jean-Luc Picard, a trademark logo for DC, a figure label of Gandalf, and a package labeled Stargate inside of which it reads Battlestar Galactica. You know, to celebrate Star Wars on their famous May the 1st holiday!
The NYT spelling bee page showing that Moonunit is not in the word list
Bush being told that the US is under attack on IX/XI during a reading of My Pet Goat.
Shot of Liz Phair on stage during the Exile in Guyville anniversary tour in November 2023
William Hurt and his hair at the anchor desk in Broadcast News.
Carol Burnett as Nora Desmond emoting wildly as Tim Conway and Harvey Korman look on and try not to break in their Sunset Boulevard sketch.
Homer Simpson's original web page featuring random icons (clocks, flying toasters, chattering mouth) and a dancing Jesus in the middle
GIF of Clint Eastwood in a Fistful of Dollars giving a nod and a tip of the hat.
Photo of members of Congress, Democrats and Republicans alike, literally building Trump's second inaugural stage. The banner on the front reads Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, First Nail Ceremony, 60th Presidential Inauguration. Pictured are Architect of the Capitol Thomas E. Austin, JCCIC Chairwoman Amy Klobuchar, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer, Senator Deb Fisher, House Majority Leader Steve Scalise and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries
Clip from hang 'em high in which multiple convicted felons are simultaneously hanged.
Still from A Christmas Story showing threeof the children as the class pulls a prank on the teacher by all wearing novelty fake buck teeth
Four panel War and Peas cartoon titled Restraint. First panel man writing: Dear Diary, my wife is dangerously close to finding out I'm actually a cat in a human suit." Second panel, wife brings in a cup of coffee saying "Here you go, dear." Third panel, close up of cup sitting at the edge of the table slightly hanging over. Fourth panel zoom out to see man who is actually a cat in a human suit with beads of sweat pouring down his face staring at the cup perched precariously at the edge of the table.
Jake Gyllenhaal in a scene from Donnie Darko, sitting in class in school looking dour.
Simone Simon standing on a staircase behind a large statue of the Egyptian god of the underworld Anubis from the 1942 Jacques Tourneur classic horror film, Cat People.
Screenshot of the show poster for Australian reality TV series Bondi Rescue, showing seven fit lifeguards standing on the beach arms folded, ready to rescue you from the famous Bondi Beach undertow.
GIF of Michael Keaton in Multiplicity making jerk off motion
Angela Lansbury in the living room standing with the Queen of Diamonds costume from The Manchurian Candidate
GIF of Pete Hegseth throwing an axe on a public sidewalk as part of a Fox News stunt and hitting a drummer.
Meme of Nathan Fillion hesitant
Model of Gotham City's Batsignal, a large floodlight with a bat image mounted over the glass
Photo of Peter Mandelson awkwardly carrying a dog, very normal!
Comic book frame of a close up on a masked character in profile smoking. An out of frame voice says "At any point she could psychically explode, and I swear that when she does, Hell will seem like Paradise by comparison." To which the smoking character responds "Great God in heaven."
Image of the Criterion edition of the movie Armageddon
Image from Futurama of the seal of the Space Pope, a reptilian species in papal garb, one appendage raised as granting a blessing. The seal includes the logo Crocodylus pontifex in Latin and in an alien alphabet.
Photo of a Colorado magpie walking along a fence post lying in the grass
Photo of me holding up the most recent paper issue of The Onion, yellow mug in the foreground straight outta Madison which has a picture of an animated cheese curd exclaiming "Real Wisconsin Cheese Curds! Enjoy Deep-Fried or Fresh & Squeaky!"
Screenshot of Star Wars' Supreme Chancellor Finis Valorum flanked by two aides in the Galactic Senate being completely useless, as per usual.
Clip from the linked Rolling Stone article that reads: reviving it with Mike Nelson as host, Kevin Murphy (Tom Servo seasons 2-10), and Bill Corbett (Crow T. Robson seasons 8-10). That trio has spent the past 20 years working at RiffTrax, an audio-only
Screenshot of today's NYT Spelling Bee not accepting BUGLADY as a word, "Not in word list"
Picture of an ad for a squeezable stress toy with a finger pressing on it and it saying "UHHH! The text reads: GROANING BLOBFISH The Groaning Blobfish is popular around the office. Whenever something goes wrong, we give it a gentle squeeze and its brief snorting groan perfectly encap-sulates the feeling of a minor problem. Some people describe the blobfish's expression as dour or grumpy, we just accept its resting blob-face for what it is: reality. When you squeeze this 7½" long, soft vinyl fish, he lets out a satisfying oink-like groan that describes just how his day is going. This product is to grumps what the rub-ber chicken is to jokesters. 13001. $12.95 ea.
Image of Luigi (of Mario and Luigi) jumping into the air, one fist pumping triumphantly
Screenshot of Beavis and Butthead, with Butthead saying one of his trademark phrases, "Uh, okay."
Photo from the audience of Australian folk singer Courtney Barnett with her guitar singing during the show.
Zippy the Pinhead postcard with the quote "All life is a blur of Republicans and meat"
Screengrab of the Rifftrax Kickstarter hitting $1,000,000 pledged on the first day! Page link: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/rifftrax-makes-mst3k
A snapshot of my just arrived copy of Tom Tomorrow's new tome, Our Long National Nightmare
Classic headline from The Onion: Opinion Here's Why It Would Be A Mistake To Do Anything That Inconveniences Rich Assholes By Some Rich Asshole
Movie still for "Fun In Balloon Land"
Screenshot of text exchange: "I'm here. Forgot my keys, can you open please x" "I wish I could" "???" [Photo of person's foot with tiny kitten resting atop it] "You're joking right"
Screengrab of fellow human poster responding to another post which ends "Think about this Marie Antoinette moment." Grace Martha @mj203.bsky.social: This extreme imbalance in resource allocation does indeed evoke the ironic reality of "letting them eat the cake."