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@ijre.modding.games

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🔞 | late 20s, She/Her | Programmer (primarily SourcePawn, Lua, and C#), linguist, and therian white-tailed deer trying to bleat infinitely; Natani (Twokinds) and Freya Crescent (Final Fantasy IX) fangirl. https://www.last.fm/user/ijre_tf2

message from Shaille in the Area chat: "did my roommate mod this somehow or are elves supposed to have such massive knockers"
transcription as copied from the twokinds website's entry for this comic page: Natani: Are you saying that I remember myself wrong? Young Natani: Probably more than you realize. A lot of blanks had to be filled in after our mind was shattered. Young Natani: I know you blame me for all the feelings you associate with being a woman. Young Natani: But truthfully, I don’t think we’re as different as you believe. Natani: What do you mean? Young Natani: Natani, I didn’t cut my hair and dress like a boy just to join Zen in the guild. Young Natani: Secretly… I liked it. I mean, I didn’t mind being a girl, but… I liked being seen as a boy. Natani: What? I disguised myself because I was desperate! I had to! Young Natani: No, that’s just how Zen saw it! I never told him. Young Natani: Don’t you see? You’re always giving Zen so much credit for making you who you are now. But the way you see yourself… the feelings you have, both masculine and, yes, occasionally feminine… Young Natani: …It all comes from you. Page transcript provided by amenon.
Image of Mother from White Knuckle. She is an alien, her body vaguely shaped like a bowling pin with three pairs of hands resting across the front of her body; she additionally has a slender, long neck, which culminates in a humanoid head with a pleasant or happy expression, with some kind of slit running from her forehead and presumably continuing down the back of her neck. Her topmost pair of hands are held together in a prayer-like formation, the palms and fingers together but not interlocked. The second pair are sitting on her midsection, one resting on top of the other, and the last pair aren't touching, but resting near each other at the bottom of her body. She is taller than the camera's height, and is looking down at the camera.
a two panel comic, with the first panel showing a stickperson is surrounded by scribbles alone in their room, meant to dictate poor mental status; in the second panel the scribbles are gone, and in the doorway of the room stands Freya Crescent from Final Fantasy 9, her image being obviously edited in from a screenshot of the game, her expression contemplative. the stickman is now standing up with their arms outstretched, blushing as they say "omg freya hi!!!"
screenshot of article's headline, stating "Tennis player fined $65,000 after saying female umpire not strong enough for French Open match" underneath is an image of tennis player Afolfo Daniel Vallejo, and under the image it says: "Adolfo Daniel Vallejo lost to rising 17-year-old French player Moïse Kouame Thursday.", and the image is credited to "Dan Istitene / Getty Images".
You get out a bowl. OK cool. Maybe you accidentally thought cereal. Fine. You slice up some ham. OK we're making a sandwich again. We'll keep the bowl anyway, for all intents and purposes it works just as well as a plate. Then comes the apple juice. You looked at ham in a bowl, thought you should pour something, and that should be apple juice. You watched your hands pouring apple juice onto a bowl of ham and didn't think this was weird at all, you thought this was normal. Then you looked at it and thought "What's missing? some bread. no no, some toast. ham and juice needs toast". So you put bread into a toaster and waited. waited for toast. how many minutes waiting for that toast? 2 minutes impatiently watching the ham in apple juice. out comes the toast, on it goes, what's missing? yes, a teabag. you reached for your tea, (is your tea in a cupboard too?) brought out the teabag, put it on the toast, in a bowl. you look at your creation and say to yourself "why is my teabag not in a mug? because it goes in a bowl today for my boy. how's he gonna eat this too, by hands? haha no. fork? of course not. spoon? that's cute. no my boy needs the best and most underrated piece of cutlery. the knife. and not just any knife. of course he needs the steak knife. eat up boy."
caine from the amazing digital circus - who is a man in a red tux and bow tie with a mouth for a head, alongside big eyes which sit inside the mouth - stands in a menacing pose with his arms outstretched, lightning shooting out from all around him
After the recording begins, I open Visual Studio and compile a project, which then finishes and opens two windows at a slight horizontal offset in the middle of the screen, each with a picture of a hand outstretched towards the camera, the image mirrored for one of them such that it looks like a left and right hand; the title of the windows are "Six" and "Seven" respectively, and they start miming the "Six Seven" meme, the left one beginning to ascend while the right one descends, switching directions as they reach near the top or bottom of the screen. This then repeats a few times before I end the recording.
Footage is me attempting to solve a captcha labeled "Drag the puzzle piece into place", which I successfully do. After finishing, the prompt disappears, only to reappear a few seconds later. This repeats for a total of 6 times, until I finally give up and go to stop the recording. In the background as I click "Stop recording", you can see the 7th prompt appear, which I ignore as I click the button.
post by me, stating: "finally getting around to playing HUNGERWINTER, and i gotta say im loving it so far" the post contains an image, whose alt text is: "dialogue from the visual novel HUNGERWINTER, spoken by the character Ida 'I'm single and available. Um. And I only like women. Homosexual women. Same as you. Rosa's a heterophile so I'd have nothing to do with her. Well. Not that it matters.'" in a reply to that post, i wrote: "as a fellow trans doe myself im naturally predispositioned to love ida but also i should mention i love ida" then finally, in a reply to that reply, i wrote: "when ur mean to me this is literally who ur being mean to", and attached is a video of the game, with Ida alone in the cafe
Ida Guggenhofer from HUNGERWINTER standing in a cafe
dialogue from the visual novel HUNGERWINTER, spoken by the character Ida "I'm single and available. Um. And I only like women. Homosexual women. Same as you. Rosa's a heterophile so I'd have nothing to do with her. Well. Not that it matters."
screenshot of a hockey stat screen between the minnesota frost and the montreal victoire stats through 5 periods; first number is the frost, second number is the victoire: goals: 0 slash 0 shots: 38 slash 50 scoring chances: 25 slash 37 slot shots: 8 slash 15 faceoffs won: 39 slash 55 hits: 8 slash 19
a render of bunlith (white and orange bunny fursona) wearing an oversized black shirt, with the "Three Wolf Moon" meme on the front. the meme depicts three feral wolves at the left, bottom left, and bottom middle of the frame, with all three howling at the moon located at the top right of the frame
screenshot of a reply too large to fit which reads: "this is basically just new aged "just stay closeted lol" which is a fucking stupid mentality people deserve a community without needing to hide completely harmless parts of themselves or without needing to create alts to do so; you are trying to place blame ("stop posting it publicly") on the actions of individuals who would gladly find anything to start shit over"
screenshot of a google search result for an ebay listing. the title to the result says: "Traditional Oni Mask Japanese Mask Hand Painted 2.5 inch/6.5 centimeters. Red..." the preview image for the result shows either a figure of spider-man or of someone in a full body spider-man suit
image showing the youtube studio settings for a video, its "categories" setting dropdown opened with "Film & Animation" selected
screenshot of an image gallery folder named "RAM", stated to contain 512 images. every visible image is Meg Griffin from Family Guy
screenshot, soft white text on black background; its contents state: "we begin the minor trek. As we walk side by side, I begin to speak up regarding earlier; "Well, whatever things there are that're on your mind, Luna, you of course already know you can tell me; no secret will ever be too much for me to handle. I'll gladly be your personal Gordon Liddy, but like based and leftist this time"
transgender flag painted onto a wall in the game Momentum Mod; specifically on the final jump of rj_proto and using the wall you launch into by speedshotting just prior
cutoff screenshot of a blue sky post too large to fit in a single post, which states: "you know, the weirdest thing about the current state of the world is that [i begin screaming indiscriminately. mid-scream i walk over to a desk and swipe everything off of it with both arms, before punching holes in the wall behind it over and over; the shattered wood cutting into my arm, wrist, and hand as i begin to drip blood everywhere"
screenshot of a blue sky post that's too large to fit, which states: "wait the oscars are on? Who cares? why does anyone still care? who fucking gives a fuck what the elite still gives a shit about, go enjoy some fucking art oh my godddd ive got beautiful trannies to go Beat My Shit to i don't fucking careeeeeee im so disconnected i don't even remember how oscar voting works but if it's anything other than the public (NON-RICH) majority then i don't fucking give a shit go jerk it to the beautiful and the handsome trannies im fucking coming for you GO ENJOY ART WITHOUT RICH PEOPLE'S INPUT"
örjan lax yelling at a kid and his mother inside of a library
a young feral lynx sitting on a computer chair and reaching with one paw onto the desk, just barely touching the keyboard sitting upon it. the computer hardware looks to be mid to late 2000s era, possibly with windows vista running on it but the monitor itself is too out of focus to be 100% sure
a doe inside a house wearing a birthday hat
Screenshot of my Bluesky profile. Of relevance is that it now says 301 posts.
Screenshot of my Bluesky profile. Of relevance is that it says 300 posts.
screenshot of the program "half-life asset manager", showing an image of a scientist who looks like Einstein. on the right half of the image, there's a readout which shows the names of various adjustable parts of the scientist model. among this list is a highlighted entry that says "studio "SCI2_Template_Biped1(EinstienHead)""
A picture of Ahri from League of Legends (2XKO render).
screenshot of a bluesky text post too large to be submitted which reads: "oh yea for sure, i fully agree on the latter part, and ive got plenty of kinks myself that certainly apply as for the former though it's more about understanding how the kink feels to have; robot stuff for example, could be loosely described as deriving enjoyment from the intimacy of allowing or being allowed by someone to work close with one's important and vital parts, and even someone who isn't into it could get that for sure agreed it's not necessary to have this information though, i just find it fun to analyze as a fellow kinky person :3"
A man with headphones on, absolutely jamming out to music with his arm in the air and an exaggerated expression of enjoyment, the other arm not visible in the shot
picture of Fox Mulder from The X-Files
screenshot of a bluesky post too large to fit in the allotted characters, reading as: "if anyone that follows me (or is seeing this) knows Japanese i need a quick bit of help with some wordplay i came up with, just to see if it comes across as intended: "威しのしし", with the translation intended as "threat of deer", playing off of "しし威し"; im struggling to feel confident in this coming across as wordplay (as opposed to a weird or incorrect translation), any advice or is this actually solid?"
twitter warning that states "Age-restricted adult content. This content might not be appropriate for people under 18 years old. To view this media, you'll need to log in to Twitter. Learn more" Both "log in", and "learn more" are hyperlinks.
screenshot of a reply that's too large to fit which states: "this isn't a question but it is about your characters: i think about the comic pages you posted a while back featuring the really big dragon introducing her(? i forget exactly) new friend to their mom's grave every now and then-ish; it's so good, it's so fucking sad and just auuughhh i love it so much"
picture of a Frosty from Wendy's
cropped screenshot of featured article that states: "Staying small also meant eschewing the production practices commonplace at many game-development studios. “What is Jira?” Gibson said when I asked if they used the task-management application. “Is it a software?” Pellen said, adding that they’d briefly used Trello before their account was deactivated because they didn’t use it enough."
image is a screenshot of a list of items entitled "LARW Guide", with a description underneath stating "This guide contains materials useful to your LARW class including:". after this the contents of the list are then presented one after the other; the non-exhaustive entries are things such as "Court structure diagrams", "Understanding case citations", and "Legal Citation". near the very bottom of the list, there is an entry highlighted by the user which bluntly states "Plagiarism".
a square near the edges of the image border outlines in red a skull 3/4s obscured in shadow; its visible portions starting just beyond where the top of the forehead ends, then running down to the upper lips, with the lateral visibility extending from the opposite ends of each eyesocket, exposing the very tops of the cheeks. underneath this there's text that reads: "DEATH TOTAL 3,439k"
image of my last.fm playback stating "Your favourite artist this year was Death Grips You scrobbled them 1,590 times, putting you in the top 0.23% of fans worldwide.
A tumblr post of an emotionally destitute looking kitten alongside the caption "but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sillybut i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3"