ikanread

@ikanread.bsky.social

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lover of animals, law, and garbage tv. She/her; “everywhere she went, including here, was against her better judgment”

Oregon Trail screen that says “you have died of diarrhea lettuce” so a tragic b hole incident is far more on brand for the senior senator from South Carolina
Matt Sorenson from Friday Night Lights is now a grumpy knight in Westeros
Bryce looking longingly tucked up in bed
Amanda Batula’s dead eyed stare on the reunion couch
Ciara in her Living Her Best Life While Looking Better Than all of Us white beaded reunion look
A Scottie dog rides a a skateboard while smokinb and a glass of wine by his side. This is apparently not allowed because there’s a big red circle with a line through this awesome scene
Amanda at the reunion in a white dress with some beige chiffon either slowly eating her like a python or this is the ribbon for Irritable Bowl Syndrome Awareness month
Brittany with a stupid grin as she looks lovingly at the red flag in front of her while saying “I am definitely getting my sparkle back”
A screenshot of a tweet from user @typeonesteven that says “girl are you a tuba cause you’re getting played by a really weird dude”
My cat Riggins, a grey kitty with green eyes, standing nobly next to the window with sunlight illuminating half his grey coat. You’d never guess what a goofball he is with this
My cat Riggins, a grey kitty with green eyes, inverted as he rolls around in the lid of a shoebox with eyes wide open, paws up, and inverted teefies showing
Lisa Hochstein mugshot, in full glam and a sly smile that says, Lenny deserved it
Rosie in a pink bow off the shoulder dress with a high collar and sleeve of sparkles that appears to be independent of any design choice from the dress
After making all the ladies work out, Myka‘s brother Bron sits far away while the ladies all hug each other. It’s a little strange looking.
In blonde woman in an American flag style bikini, sunburnt all to hell and back. This actress probably had to get painted every day and risk a UTI filming in a bikini for hours
A pic of West’s head, with full mustache, photoshopped onto the body of a worm. A giant worm with a mustache, if you will. Backdrop is a sunset beach
Russian chef Mia from a prior season who looks bewildered because she somehow got the job without being able to cook
A meme of Sansa Stark smiling and saying “Of course I support men’s rights…men’s rights to shut the fuck up”
Mugshot of Nicholas Brendan and description of the assault and strangulation of his girlfriend in 2015
Emmy getting rightfully roasted for the gross things she said throws her hands up in the air and raises to eyes toward Heaven for a celestial assist out of accountability
Trying to force feed a medieval Jesus painting averting his face and the food is labeled “Amanda’s book”
New roomie Bailey disguised as a plant in the corner of the summer house
A man is a large black hat, narrow face, pointy mustache, and in a red shiny suit. There will be a matching one in black and they will try to kill each other
The Wikipedia entry for “idiot plot” - in literary criticism, an idiot plot is one which is “kept in motion, solely by the virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot” and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case
Maura Higgins, horrified at the betrayal, looks devastated and says “No”
Maura Higgins on Traitors realizing not all men, but definitely this fuckin one
Maura Higgins losing at the last moment of Traitors, shocked and appalled a man would betray her even though she comes from the Love Island franchise
Charley looking horrified with a contorted mouth but not nearly enough as much as she should be. My caption reads: When your brain short circuits trying to make red flags look green
A white cat lays by the window on a heating pad on a bench by w window, and a grey cat is sharing the heating pad while his hind legs dangle off the side of it
Elizabeth Taylor as Martha and Richard Burton as George in Mike Nichols's 1966 film version of Edward Albee's play Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? A very drunk and angry couple that make everyone uncomfortable but they hate each other too much to care
A beautiful all grey cat with green eyes is positioned closely to the camera because he is my cat and he is on my chest, and he is so happy a big drop of drool hangs from his mouth. He still pays no rent.
Max Headroom from the 1980’s with neon stripes behind him
Karen in her sit down interview after being released from jail
Molly’s horrific curly blonde weave from her season of America’s Next Top Model. It was the one time Tyra reversed her makeover decision and this was my Roman Empire
Meredith Marks asks if the cheese is real, Mary says she thinks everything is real, and Meredith says she can’t tell if it’s plastic
Britani’s boobs being squished and oppressed in her reunion look
Colton with a wide eyed, but dead eyed smile, as surprised as the rest of us he is still here
Kyle in a giant black Jeep type car blocked in by 4 other black luxury cars of various sizes
K wearing white fuzzy boots to the knee that have a four inch stiletto on bottom
Lisa Vanderpump in a dark purple blazer, satin purple shirt and an insane loopy dark purple bolero thing?
Bronwyn’s two foot long dangly earrings with feathers on the end, a tabby cat’s dream
My 2026 word is “enfeebled”
Ashley Darby in a black and white Jackie-O dress, with a conductor hat and weirdly large black gloves and a baffling bob wig that peaks out from the hat. She’s wasting her divorce money
Tia in a confessional look that is a sheer long sleeved top with what looks like construction paper chicken cut out and glued to her chest. It’s giving Thanksgiving school project like one of those hand turkeys
A cast photo of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Angie’s dog, trying to look innocent so Mary Cosby is blamed for her farts
Bronwyn’s mom sits with her hand to her chin, her dark eyebrows drawn on in John Wayne Gacy clown style, and she’s judging someone else’s choices like that
Keir Starmer stands at a podium and says “there’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom”
Britani with her natural hair straightened to her shoulder with a cool dress that has a woman’s face on it and a red lip. It’s cool imo
Monique is in a red and black corset with off the shoulder puffy leaves. But the braids on her head are shaped like a gyroscope. One or the other might be cool but it’s giving costume all together.
Stacy and her German husband stand together with his arms around her waist slightly behind her, looking as comfortable as a middle school dance formal photo. It’s giving a little “I’m the king of the world” vibe from Titanic
A white kitty stretches out from a cubbyhole in the tv stand. A grey kitty looks down at the white kitty from on top of the tv stand. I’m trying to watch Secret Lives of Mormon Wives while they shenanigan.
Ashley in a crazy bob wig with bangs, and an oversized leather blazer with leather gloves and a large tie
A grey cat with green eyes gives a smoldering look to the camera, sitting in front of the tv with the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives intro playing behind him.
Stringer Bell chastises a subordinate saying “is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy??”
Whitney does a backroll off the bed in a bikini to exit the room on the yacht trip. It’s my favorite moment all season
K wearing sunglasses and this ungodly grate looking thing over the sunglasses. It’s super weird.
Mary Cosby in a poofy dress that looks like she lost a battle with sherbet
Amelie from Amelie. She’s looking whimsical with short bangs under an umbrella