illuin

@illuindb.bsky.social

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rugby lock - sabre fencer - oberlin grad [she/her]

black and white photo of max patkin the baseball clown dressed in a pinstripe white sox uniform. he’s squatting, holding his glove up in his left hand, making a silly face, and has his hat on crooked.
sports graphic that reads “stop gooning and learn ball”
a graph showing country breakdowns of messi vs ronaldo preferences. the top ronaldo countries are indonesia, turkey, mexico, and egypt which lean slightly his way. on the other end are south korea notably leading argentina for their preference for messi, both countries prefer messi far more than any country prefers ronaldo.
a mock up image showing the akron soccer stadium but it has been edited to include the university of akron logo reading “akron zips” over a kangaroo. much of the crowd in the foreground has also been replaced by the akron mascot Zippy the kangaroo
the “Headfirst” ability icon from the ncaa college football video game. the icon depicts a black and white stylized semi truck cab
screenshot of a google search showing a youtube link for the song “Shave ‘Em Dry II” with the lyrics: I got nipples on my Big as the end of my thumb I got somethin between my legs That’ll make a dead-man come…
a fake poster for Dune Part 3 it depicts two characters (Timothée Chalamet and Zendaya) small in the lower center wearing black garb with a cape and knives. above them is the title but instead of Dune Part 3, the text is replaced with the movie title Dude Where’s My Car
Nick Saban pointing at a screen, the original image on the screen has been replaced with an image from the end of the 2023 poptart bowl where a human size poptart holding a sign that says “dreams really do come true” prepares to descend into an oversized toaster. this scene is happening on the field after the game so people are crowding around the base of the toaster with their phones up ready to record and the backdrop is of mostly empty stadium seats.
a screenshot from an oberlin review interview with hc John Pont Q: Your grandfather, John Pont, has been a significant influence in your life. How has he and your family helped you in your journey to becoming a head coach? A: My grandfather has always been one of my greatest role models in life. When he passed away, the line of people that came to visit and pay their respects went on for hours. So many of the people that I got a chance to talk to spoke to how great of a human he was and how great of an impact he had on their lives, far beyond the Xs and Os of football. As a young kid, I wanted to be a head coach because Grandpa was a head coach, and seeing the impact that he was able to have on people as a coach helped frame my mindset about it. My grandfather’s brother, Rich Pont, was an assistant coach at Yale University for years and years. My parents both ended up coaching my high school as well. My dad coached football, field hockey, and women’s lacrosse, and my mom coached women’s lacrosse. They all have influenced me and always made me want to do the same for others.
detroit tigers reliever Joel Zumaya mid pitch. he wears a grey uniform with blue Detroit and 45 lettering outlined in orange.
a navy blue shield badge with a great white shark in a pilgrim’s buckle hat on it rising from a rock reading “1620.” behind the shark’s dorsal fin is a sun burst but the center of the sun has been replaced with a black and white soccer ball. above the shield is a single golden star (for the team’s win over england back in ‘83) and below is a scroll that reads “ENSE PETIT PLACIDAM, SIBERATE QUIETEM”
a screenshot from twitter from 10/4/21 from my account “🔪🔪🔪ill-boo-in🎃🎃🎃” reading: “why can't my life be some cheesy fan fic bullshit. what, you mean we don't make out after sword fighting? lame.”
picture of hitchBOT, the hitchhiking robot, on the ground, on the side of the road, in pieces after being beaten by philadelphia locals. the robot was comprised of a bucket in a booster seat with solar panels arms and legs.
the “twice a cosmo” sb nation site logo, depicting a simplified stylized soccer ball with white and green panels crashing through the atmosphere with a long white, green, and blue tail. this is set against a dark blue background with a few 4 pointed stars and all enclosed in a green ring that says “SB NATION” at the top and “THRICE A COSMO” at the bottom
and XB-70 Valkyrie: a plane that looks similar to a concord or a child’s paper airplane. it is long and white but with a black nose, a fuselage that comes up like a snake from its large delta wing which has two tailfins sticking up while the wingtips droop down.
a picture of a black F1 race car incredibly close to a bright yellow safety wall. there is text along the kerbing that reads “WALL OF CHAMPIONS”
close up section of the above image, focused on Bill Belichick’s shoes which appear to not have laces on either side
image of a map of the night sky with a sketched plague doctor superimposed over the constellation of orion. the plague doctor is drawn in a fast scratchy hand all in white and carries a scythe
selfie in the mri holding room wearing a dressing gown
picture of a ruben on a metal plate with a bloody mary in the background
Screenshot of Jonathan Wilson’s novel: Inverting The Pyramid: The History of Football [meaning soccer] Tactics
a bag of Better Made brand potato chips, these are the Rainbow Dark variety with the picture of the dark, homestyle chips underneath the label. they’re very good go eat them
oberlin’s athletic department logo depicting a white squirrel with red eyes jumping from left to right with golden movement marks showing that they’re going fast. they’re jumping infront of the interlocking maroon and gold “OC” of oberlin college
my face (nose) hitting someone’s heel while playing rugby
me squatting in front of a stone wall on some stones sticking my tongue out and showing a peace sign. i’m wearing a short black dress, a long black coat, and bright red socks
conrail locomotive 8098 sitting at a 45 profile. it’s is very clean and sits alone in a rail yard
picture of a video game screen showing the bust of running back Drayden Dickman (a computer generated player) who on 18 carries rushed for 100 yards and scored 3 touchdowns. the school he plays for is Rice where he is a senior. he is giving a very very blank stare and has a massive forehead which is not helped by his blonde hair only being on top of his head sticking straight up along with his near invisible blonde eyebrows
bad angle selfie of me with my cat who is sitting on my lap. i’m pressing my nose on top of her head squishing it down a little. she is not pleased
i’m smiling seated center of the photo arms around a big fluffy white dog (Samoyed)
a poorly done photoshop of a lion with a helmet and a sword
meme of a skeleton running on a blue background with text saying “just walk out you can leave” followed by a list of places you can leave: - work - social thing - movies - home - class - dentist - clothes shoppi [sic] - too fancy weed store - cops if your [sic] quick - friend ships [sic] IF IT SUCKS… HIT DA BRICKS - real winners quit