illusory wall

@illusorywall.bsky.social

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Dark Souls Dissected & retro VGM sound design nerd. He/him, gay. explod2a03 in a past life. https://patreon.com/illusorywall http://youtube.com/illusorywall

Character list in Dark Souls Debug that says "Armored_Tusk" and "Armored_Tusk_NoAnal".
Dark Souls Dialog Bot: But thou must heed the golden rule... Me: What is the golden rule? DSDB: ...Hmph? Why, that's... Me: Go on... DSDB: Ahh, forget about it. I don't deal with that kind.
excerpt from weird CNN article: He also explains his so-called "A.S.S. rule:" Always Say Something. Then, it's to "escalate," he explains. The man's energy should be less friendly and more "James Bond, badass." He insists: "She needs to feel that tension."
altNOAA responding to a perfectly level-headed comment about how they shouldn't be contributing to misinformation as the new normal: It is the new normal. I don't know where you've been for the past 10 years.
altNOAA posting fake news that reads: Beluga Whale Escapes Research Facility And Swims Hundreds of Miles Back To Her Baby. It is wrong and immoral to hold beings of self awareness captive if they have committed no crimes.
selfie in front of St Vincent tour poster outside the venue
The Skull Lord from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
Screenshot of text of from article: Steven Rosenbaum, author of "The Future of Truth," said he had started his own investigation after The New York Times asked about the fake quotes.
video thumbnail titled "Smell is an actual mechanic in Dark Souls". Includes screenshot of Sif smelling the player from the alternate Sif cutscene.
Nethack for the Amiga
The chosen undead looking like a pin cushion, riddled with arrows.
bugs bunny wish meme: "I wish all content creators who dunk on AI by frequently reacting to AI videos a very STOP."
photograph of a burning carousel 🔥 🎠 🔥
reddit post that reads: So a fkn announcement trailer for a trailer that's being released the next day?
predator, muscle-flexing handshake meme to convey agreement. united are "gay furries" and "romance novel readers"
forced tumblr log-in screen that says "Seems we're out of free samples. But there's good news. Get free samples from now until, well, the ends of time itself by signing up for Tumblr and getting unlimited access not just to this blog, but countless others like it."
Screenshot of THX 1138
Vamos from Dark Souls t-posing on a cross, surrounded by a Good Vagrant painted as an easter egg, and an Evil Vagrant with clip art bunny ears slapped on.
screenshot from a reddit AMA with Peter Serafinowicz: Q: Hi Mr. Serafinowicz! Out of all the NPC characters in Dark Souls 1 or 2, which (with the exeption of Mild-Mannered Pate) is your favorite? A: I love Oswald of Carim. His voice makes me laugh every time - "It is only human to commit a sin. Kekekekekehh!" Whoever that actor is is wonderful, I'd love to use him in something. Q: Did you ever interact with other voice actors when working with Namco? A: Nope. I did turn up to the session in a "YOU DIED" t-shirt I'd made. No-one said anything :(
screenshotted text to circumvent text limit: Someone on reddit posted about seeing a Vagrant. I shamelessly plugged my ongoing Vagrant stream if anyone wanted to see more themselves, then OP clarified that it was because of my videos that they switched from a pirated copy of Dark Souls to buying it legit so they could experience the weird multiplayer stuff. feelsgoodman
Seath in distress when you shatter his crystal. The text is a Simpsons reference.
Skinner out of touch meme template with no text added on
Siegward of Catarina (Dark Souls 3) winning with 67% against Siegmeyer of Catarina's 33%.
The Armored Tusk of Dark Souls, camera looking directly towards its face with its snout comedically close to our POV.