Ilsa☠️

@ilsabones.bsky.social

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Clinical psychologist/ professional sad girl (She/her)

Gorgeous droopy curly-edged peachy-pink tulips
Tree stump in a sidewalk with a massive beautiful tangle of roots around it
Fluffy blurry upside down dog with teefies showing and paws up
Officer Big Mac, former character in McDonaldland
Half of a giant peanut butter cup in cross section
Homemade dark chocolate peanut butter cup approximately 6 inches in diameter with sea salt on top
Watercolor poppy
Gray seal-dog hybrid stands politely in a harness and booties, notably not bombing a country
Spinach Dumplings are a little rough looking, but they’re hanging out in a stellar broth in a wide pottery bowl on an antique lace tablecloth
Snow. Just snow. All the snow. I think there are trees?
Gray seal-dog hybrid sitting on an old wood floor surrounded by mysterious fluff that is most certainly not his fault
A clumsy watercolor of a crocus next to a tray of little watercolor cubes
Pottery mug with swirly details, full of coffee. Cat tree in background.
Three cards with hand drawn houses with varying details and hearts coming out of the chimneys
Fluffy orange and white dog from the back with silly ears up covered in snowflakes
Plate of hash browns, sausage and three eggs
Small girl child sitting in a tree with a fancy hat and purse, hands on her face
Light blue knitted lace on a wooden table
An unidentifiable car just buried in snow in front of a brick building
Blue lil jar with a foamy lil coffee in it
Vintage statue of a terrier dog with very wide eyes and a red collar
Fluffy white dog upside down on a black and white plaid blanket
Fluffy orange and white Pyrenees mix on a black and white plaid blanket with her eyes closed
Sleepy fluff nugget dog belly-up on a plaid wool blanket.
Pencil drawing of a woman from the waist up wearing a black bolero sweater and white tshirt, clutching a purse, with a hat that looks like a potato sack.
Golden light shining onto plants and a calico cat bent over eating
Pencil drawing of a hand with a diamond necklace draped over it
Plastic container with a caramel pear pie slice
A funky speckled pumpkin next to a drawing of a funky speckled pumpkin.
Fluffy white dog lies belly-up on an old wood floor
Postcard from 1905 with a photo of a dog with a fluffy tail and ears and large spots
A grocery store Easter cake in a plastic dome container - it’s supposed to look like a rabbit but it’s really a lump of cake with coconut on it and a plastic rabbit face. The rabbit seems confused too.
Fuzzy lil tree buds
Worn down wharf posts in a jagged smile
Hand holding a vintage coupe glass of whiskey sour with a colorful bouquet of flowers behind, on table with lace tablecloth
Fluffy gray cat with hands on a Ouija board, planchette pictured
Notification from the CoStar app that reads “lick the back of your teeth”
Light shining in windows on several hanging plants
Vintage knitwear photo of four women with beehive hair and magnificent colorful knit sweaters
Ilsa wearing an upsetting green handknit Cthulhu balaclava with face tentacles, striped shirt and probably too much eyeliner.
Deep blue winter ocean water with gentle waves
Ilsa stands in front of a mirror looking like a laundry pile with legs. Long handknit sweater, giant scarf, black leggings, heeled black boots
A cluster of purple and blue vintage glassware with light shining through
Crochet bomb on a fence reading “love wins”
Turquoise strainer full of different heirloom tomatoes
Gray knitted lace on old worn wood
Therapy office with colorful pillows (and more plants)
A couple of plants on a shelf with light coming through so their shadows are cast across the painted white brick
Cortado in a small glass on a wood table. Espresso with a dash of oatmilk in a pretty leaf pattern
Fluffy white and orange dog upside down on her gray bed. Teefs.
Slightly wonky but otherwise not terrible drawing of a snake plant in pencil
Fluffy orange and white dog looks inquisitively with one lip tucked over her tooth and ears pricked. Treats are definitely in play.
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