Ross Sutherland

@imaginaryadvice.bsky.social

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Writer/producer of IMAGINARY ADVICE (British Podcast Award, Fiction). linktr.ee/ross_sutherland

Pope leaning on the M I C
Final Reckoning, last scene: Ethan Hunt has been crucified. QUIET EVIL GUY: At last, we won. We killed movies and started world war three. Hang on- He removes Ethan's mask. Underneath, the face is his own. QUIET EVIL GUY: The fuq. Then who am I? Cut to: the real ETHAN, watching the scene through binoculars on a motorike. ETHAN: (smiles) Temporary dialogue to be redubbed later. FIN
Cover art for THEY WILL / THEY WON'T. A wedding invite spattered with black ink. Written by Joe Dunthorne and Ross Sutherland
Images from the following films: Twelve Angry Men, Last Year at Marienbad, The Exterminating Angel, Shiva Baby, Hands on a Hard Body, My Dinner With Andre
My hand holdong my phone, displaying the BBCs page for the documentary. The embedded image on the page is also my hand, holding a phone (which also displays my hand holding a phone, and so on, etc, all the way down)
Cover of the upcoming episode of Imaginary Advice. Story title: The Fifth Tellytubby
Headline: "Plan to attract more TV and movie Productions to Peterborough- as Apple TV show Slow Horses, starring Gary Oldman, is set to film at Lido"
Scene of the crine: the Hello Kitty RockEm car.
A Paddington statue on a bench, dwarfed by a 20ft mural of a horny giraffe face
David Lynch saying "No" after being asked to elaborate on a previous answer
7.00 RAT SANTA. Animation. A RAT discovered the long-dead remains of Father Christmas and decides to make a nest in the skull cavity. Voiced by David Walliams 7.45 CELEBRITY CARPARK INSPECTORS. Paddy McGuinness finds something extremely nasty in the lift of a multi-storey carpark in Paignton. 8.45 CHIMPS PLAYING MONOPOLY. Tinsel-festoomed privates run amok in the studio, shrieking through months stuffed with fake money. 10.45 FUCKING KILL ME. Christmas horror. Ten stars of reality TV descend on a nursing home. Musical guest: the tolling of the bell.
Irreverent standup Duke Nukem stares into your soul and whispers "my podcast is releasing a new episode tomorrow and I would very much like you to listen to it"
Andre Gregory looking intense in a still from the film My Dinner with Andre.
Shitty photo of my asshole cat who won't sit still and let me take one good photo of him FUCK I hate him I hate him so much