Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲

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Pizza idiot. Short distance bike ride enjoyer. PBX gremlin. He/Him.

An Acura with "BACK OFF MY BUMPER OR ILL DEPLOY UR AIRBAG" scrawled across the rear bumper in bright pink text
Screenshot of a useless Post-Dispatch chatbot incorrectly answering the question it suggested I ask
Screenshot of a useless Post-Dispatch chatbot incorrectly answering the question it suggested I ask
Screenshot of a useless Post-Dispatch chatbot incorrectly answering the question it suggested I ask
Screenshot of a useless Post-Dispatch chatbot unable to answer the question it suggested I ask
Screenshot of the Post Dispatch website where a Tony Messenger column is followed by an AI widget prompting me to ask it "will charges be dropped before August hearing"
YouTube video of Cardinals vs Braves game with a thumbnail showing two completely different teams
Excerpt from AKC article that says: Most animal experts think the behavior is a likely a holdover to dog’s ancient ancestors, the wolves, known to roll around in smelly stuff and dead things to mask their odor on a hunt. “Wolves camouflage their natural odor this way to “hide” from prey and hunt more successfully,” says Sievert.
Screenshot of the "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego" game. You are currently in St. Louis and your perp is using a skateboard to escape with a sack of doubloons
Two yellow & red circular Flyover Footy stickers being held by the hand of a guy who is not good with names
Actor Sean Astin wearing a Notre Dame letterman jacket and sitting in a church pew. He is presumably praying about football.
View of the supporters section at a soccer game. They are waving a large grey banner honoring a player's wife that recently passed away. It is a nice gesture.
Screenshot of the online ordering page of Songbird, featuring an egg & bacon sandwich on toasted bread, and an offer to split the $14 price out over 4 interest-free payments
A picture of a TV displaying two dog faces. The one on the left has a "Placebo" label and the one on the right has a "Treatment" label
St. Louis City SC team members holding hands & doing a lil' jump towards the supporters section to celebrate their victory
Chris Durkin launching into a celebratory slide after scoring a goal.
Stadium full of people holding up grey cards for IL
Regular sized human waving an unusually small flag. We are at a soccer game
Credit card commercial featuring a couple paying for their meal with a capitol one card. The man looks like Lutz. He looks happy.
An adult person in a yellow jacket is waving a long flagpole with a tiny yellow flag at the end of it. The St. Louis City SC supporters section is behind them. It is nighttime but the stadium is brightly lit.
St. Louis Rams legend Ricky Proehl shaking hands with a child at a soccer game. The away team is warming up in the background.
Cropped picture of a breach notification letter from conduent. In the "what happened" section I've highlighted where it says a third party obtained some files associated with my current or former health plan.
The supporters section held up signs that said "SUPPORTERS WILL ALWAYS STAND UP" in response to the club banning BLM and trans pride flags
Screencap of the YouTube music app showing an album cover for a song called "Fool's Gold (Extended Mix)"
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
A wooden board is on the ground next to a black abandoned rollator, surrounded by dead grass and leaves. A utility pole with metal cladding is in the foreground. The hill in the background is covered with barren trees and separates us from the train tracks. Life has moved on from this place.
Video of a fire hydrant open & dumping out a high volume of water
Video of a fire hydrant open & dumping out a high volume of water
Road Work Ahead sign next to snow covered street. Joke stolen from classic Drew Gooden Vine.
Snow covered street, looking North. A few leaf-less trees line the street, as well as a couple cars on the right side.
An article announcing a new chatbot named Ace from St. Louis CITY SC. The article says the chatbot was inspired by Enterprise Mobility founder Jack Taylor.
circular brownie cake with a powdered sugar skull on it
Crowd walking down the street, led by a rental truck. The camera pans to the right to show that there are people and umbrellas as far as you can see.
Giant skeleton on top of a brick building with a "neumayer" sign on the front of the building
Google's half baked AI being confidently wrong that there is not a Blues game tonight (there is) and that the season opener is October 15 (it isn't)
Three blue dumpsters are in the foreground. One is missing half of the lid, another has a full lid, and the third one has no lid at all. Children can be heard crying in the distance.
Tifo banner at a STL City soccer game that says "mas fuertes que el miedo" on it
White Audi sedan with black spray paint all over the passenger side. The front passenger window has a grapefruit sized hole in it.
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Spencer’s inauguration speech echoed elements of her successful campaign. She pledged to improve trash service and street repair, areas in which the city had struggled to recover as it emerged from the pandemic. “City government has to deliver the basic services residents expect and deserve,” Spencer said. “When the city fails to meet the needs of the people who live, work and play here, we fall short of our expectations and aspirations.”
Picture of a former car dealership from across the street. A long white building is visible. The sky is blue with few clouds.
An 8 inch lodge cast iron pan next to a questionably useful 3.5 inch pan
Blurry text at the top left of the printing plate: A01PD1MN_1105_PPC3_Cp2
Screenshot of a lock screen showing a "know your protest rights" image from the ACLU with a Madison Avenue song playing over it.
Photo of a white Subaru with "FREQUENT TOP" across the back window. There is a Domino's pizza light on the roof. It is morning.
Picture of a man and a headline that reads "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point"
Screenshot of NBC News article that states the Trump Mobile call center would be based in St. Louis
Photo of a "tifo" banner at a STL City SC match featuring a picture of an alien
Three mattress shaped blocks of styrofoam stacked on the side of the road with "FREE" spray painted in red on one of them
Graphic showing that 81% of St. Louis City voters went for Harris in the 2024 presidential election
Graphic showing that 81% of St. Louis City voters went for Harris in the 2024 presidential election
2024 prez election returns showing 81% for Harris and 17% for Trump
2024 prez election returns showing 81% for Harris and 17% for Trump
2024 prez election returns for St. Louis City, showing 81% for Harris vs 17% for Trump
Three wooden chairs in front of an old garage with white painted wooden doors. This is in an alley, of which you can see down for at least a couple blocks.
Fallen tree in front of a brick home
Two screen captures from the Simpsons of Principal Skinner saying "am I out of touch" and then deciding "no, it's the children who are wrong"
Metro security head Kevin Scott apologized for the issues, saying Metro is adding better signage to make it clear that passengers, when they reach an unmanned gate, can use the assistance button to speak with someone at the real-time camera center, where an employee can open the gate remotely. But Scott said Metro had “absolutely not” considered leaving gates open until the new fare payment system is active.