Cody Jacob 🔻

@imcodyjacob.substack.com

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Niche internet micro-celebrity and author of "Handbook for the Recently Bereaved.” New essays on grief and surviving death, every week on Substack💜 https://linktr.ee/imcodyjacob

Cody in all black, wearing black framed glasses with red lenses, and a black KN95 mask. He has a black mask chain over the bridge of his nose attached to each strap, with various colored evil eye charms. There is a purple one in the center as well as a sugar skull and Scorpio medallion on either side of the purple eye. He has black, slightly curly hair.
Cody shirtless in grey sweatpants with one arm on his head
@imcodyjacob on TikTok with 500k followers
Cody shirtless in a mirror
Cody with spider earring by Betsy Johnson
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Frank by Amy Winehouse album cover
Cody’s profile existing on the outskirts of “Dutch progressive politics and culture” on the Bluesky map
iMessage messages Tuesday 12:34 PM: From Cody: “I'm going to start a rumor Jake Paul is wearing a lace front beard to hide how fucked up his jaw is after getting the shit kicked out of him” with a crying laughing react From friend: “I heard that was true” with a skull emoji react
Goat on a stump
Ellen Greene as Audrey for Little Shop of Horrors. She’s holding the baby version of the Audrey two plant.
Via Wikipedia: The album was available in 27 physical variants —sixteen CDs, eight vinyls, two deluxe CDs with a clothing item, and a cassette-and seven digital download editions. Each vinyl variant included a unique poem written by Swift, forming the prologue of The Life of a Showgirl when pierced together.
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Apartment on Craigslist listed as: $2,500 / 1br - 400ft2 - 1 Bed 1 Bath Year Round Cottage The listing reads: This 1-bedroom, 1-bathroom apartment at 13 Winslow Rd Rear offers 400 square feet of living space. The living room provides a comfortable area for relaxation, while the bedroom is designed for privacy and rest. The bathroom features a tub/shower combination for convenience. The property is cable ready and includes heating for year-round comfort. Residents can enjoy access to nearby walking and biking trails, promoting an active lifestyle. The exterior is well-maintained, providing a pleasant environment. The rental price is competitive for the area, making this a practical choice for individuals seeking a compact living space
Trumps right hand looking yellow and pale with a bulge on top
Cynthia Erivo in a red dress hosting the Tony’s with a single woman to the left of her in a periwinkle mask sitting in the balcony.
@imcodyjacob on TikTok with 450k followers
Chubby shirtless Cody with a little chest hair. He’s wearing a necklace and holding an iPhone. It’s cut off just under his nose and above his hips.
Sections 1-4 of The Handbook: Section One: The Afterlife Section Two: Placations and Platitudes for the Post-Mortem Party Section Three: The House Pet’s Grief Section Four: Learning The Precious Child
White pitbull in a neon orange harness in a green field. Her ears are up and she’s looking at the camera
Cody is in a blue tshirt and wearing glasses
Grocery order pickup code that’s “1488”
Chappell Roan dressed as a dentist for the diver of the New Music Daily playlist on Apple Music
Cody in a black shirt up against a plain, cream colored background. He has brown eyes, short black hair, and a short, black beard.
Pizza
@imcodyjacob on TikTok with 40 million likes circled in red
It’s 2040. I’m part of New Democracy® sponsored by Costco™ and brought to you by Ben and Jerry’s™. President Angelina Jolie has ordered all former Northeast states to become sovereign nations. After the former Cape Cod’s severance from Massachusetts in the Great 2035 Massachusstan Divide sponsored by Dunkin’™, the residents of Cape Cod Country®™ (to avoid soaring land taxes put in place by Dunkin’™ via executive order from President Affleck) dug the Cape Cod Canal 100ft (30m) deeper. Since then, Cod Cod itself has become Cape Cod Country®™ sponsored by Dunkin’ Donuts (a subsidiary of Ben and Jerry’s through parody laws and has no legal or business connections to Dunkin’™ brand enterprises) and brought to you specifically through targeted ads by Sephora™. You can learn more about the Great 2035 Massachusstan Divide sponsored by Dunkin’™ by visiting NEWDEMNET.diggingtofreedommovie/Cape.Cod and watching the trailer to the feature film/new “visual constitution” (brought to you by Representatives Meghan Trainor and sponsored by OceanSpray™) “Dig The Muddy Waters: How Cape Cod Country®™ Shoveled It’s Way To Corporate Freedom (Sponsored by The Cape Cod Potato Chip Stock Exchange).”
Me in my new glasses with red lenses
Cape cod kettle cooked potato chips sea salt and vinegar party size The bag has a lighthouse to the left of center that is half white (on the bottom) and half red (at the top). It’s next to a little brought house with a res roof, has some green grass at the bottom, a small post and wire fence, dune sand, and the ocean in the background.
Small personal pizza
Delta Airlines market cap on the NYSE is 39.4 billion
Aquafor lip repair stick
Roberta is a white pit bull. She’s sitting in bed cuddled up with a green and blue, smiling, stuffed animal called a “bumpas.” She’s hugging it with her ears up.
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2004 Pontiac Aztec. They are square in the back like cyber trucks
Sweet corn risotto in a stainless steel pan with a wooden spoon
Scene of my fall showing icy ground, a once full cup of coffee spilled on the ground, my hat, my glasses, my sunglasses frames popped OFF my glasses and a once full can of seltzer strew across the ground.
Beat it (demo) by Michael Jackson
White stripe splitting Cody’s leg in half with darker pigments on each side
Small Cynthia Erivo next to big Amelia Dimdenberg
Cody wearing a black KN95 mask and patchwork carhartt jacket
Sleeping white pit bull
Nivea in shower body lotion
Torso in long sleeve black shirt and grey sweatpants
Cody sitting at a counter in black classes and a black mask. He’s wearing a charm necklace and a hoodie with Snoopy hugging Woodstock surrounded by pumpkins on it.
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