I'm Mat Elfring

@immatelfring.bsky.social

783 Followers 485 Following

Human Rights & Working Class advocate. Wrestling is real and it should be fun. Communications Manager at @oni-press.bsky.social Previously: GameSpot Host of @wrestlebuds.bsky.social My views are my own.

Still Not Friday Christmas in July Comedy Show Special! Thursday, July 30th. 7:30 PM doors. 8 PM show. No cvoer! The entire SNF Family Hosts: Todd Douglas Maggie Ednie Miriam Naponelli Peyton Payne Robin Pottratz Rodge Repto Joey Savior Christina Schriver Ho ho ho! It's SNFmas in July at Two Brothers Roundhouse!
Magician Joey Savior takes a selfie in a bathroom. Written on the photo is "July 30, Still Not Friday, Aurora. Let's make magic."
A bar graph for each month, with July being twice as large as May and June.
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air logo except it says "dude where's my car?"
A gross man with a gross long beard wearing a young bucks t-shirt
An exhibitor pass for ALA with my name and job title on it.
Every issue of X-Men 2099, except for issue #1. It's in another room.
Wrestlers in the ring mourn the loss of a hat. Yes, a hat was stomped to death.
A shirt that says "PGH Scanner. Nebby." The image features a person peeking through their blinds.
Video game Rey Mysterio Jr from 2001 with a mask on for some reason
Cover to Prime #1 comic book
A comic book with blue foil surrounding it for X-Men 2099 #1. It's beautiful.
The vinyl record case for Run the Jewels 2 standing on top of a record player.
The logo for the Wrestle Buds podcast.
A canyon with a fort in the valley.
Bluesky 1. Any other social media? 2. Why Bluesky? 3. What do you post on Bluesky? Personal 4. Nationality & Ethnicity? 5. Gender & Pronouns? 6. One word to describe yourself. 7. Have any hobbies or passions? 8. Three nice things about you? 9. What's your "perfect" date? 10. Speak any other languages? 11. Somewhere you'd like to visit? Faves 12. Are you a coffee or tea person? 13. What's your favorite food? 14. What's your favorite drink? 15. What's your favorite season? 16. Have a favorite quote? Music 17. What's your favorite genre(s) of music? 18. Have any favorite music artist(s)? 19. What's your favorite song? 20. A song you're currently obsessed with? 21. Have a favorite sad song? 22. What's that one song pumps you up? 23. What's a song that means a lot to you? 24. How was the last concert you attended? Media 25. What was your first game console? 26. Have a favorite video game? 27. Game you're really into right now? 28. What's your favorite movie? 29. What was the last movie you saw? 30. Have a favorite fictional character? Art 31. What's your favorite OC? 32. What do you prefer to make? 33. Do you do NSFW? 34. Any art goals? 35. Traditional or digital? 36. Weakness? 37. Strengths? 38. Anything you make but never post? 39. Weirdest thing you've ever made? 40. FREE SPACE!
A poor, shirtless man with a hood who is sad his giant pet died.
A movie poster for the film "Hungry" which features a woman on a tree branch reaching for a woman in the water and a hippo coming out of the water trying to eat their hands
A screenshot of a a blank reply in Bluesky stating the original post was in German and Bluesky wanted to know if I wanted to reply in German. I'm tired
The Wrestle Buds logo with a Mystery Wrestling logo taped above it with KJ Swaydr eating pizza and staring into the camera.
A raccoon trying to get into my house.
The cover of the book The Art of the Deal, featuring a picture of a racist, pedophile, domestic terrorist trying his best not to look like a traitorous piece of shit and failing miserably.
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Cop A Doodle Doo
Friday night. Im thinking that we just might. Fly away to some place they dont know who we are.
A man and a woman standing next to each other with a giant aunnbehind them. The text on the sun reads, "Everytbing is on fire, and I'm completely desensitized to it."
Perks • Work from anywhere (100% remote) • Performance-based profit share model . Gifts and cash bonuses for birthdays, anniversaries, and milestones • Unlimited book reimbursements (we read a lot • Paid volunteering day to support a cause you care about • Direct access to some of the largest creators and brands in the world • Work for a values-driven company committed to long-term social impact If you're excited to write YouTube content that
What You Can Expect An ambitious startup culture Work cross-functionally, wear multiple hats, and occasionally work evenings or weekends. We're building something difficult and meaningful-and we're looking for people excited to rise to that challenge.
The Style Boyz.
"I can't believe the uproar over this. It's one hour. Big deal. As if you had trouble getting to sleep one night. Can't deal with that? Then you've got some real crises coming.... 🙄"
From the replier profile bio "Looking for a flight? Blocked. No DM's; $$$ requests? Blocked."
In the WWE 2K26 video game, a man in normal looking clothes walks to the ring.
A man holding a black gas mask for an album cover.
Witness the beginning of the Dark Universe.
LinkedIn post that says, "Hot take: Al isn't going to replace writers. Writers who use Al are going to replace writers who don't. Change my mind."
Trading cards of best friends and wrestlers Nyla Rose and Serpentico
A man cooks in am air fryer
A sad man giving a thumbs up
Tamoorh is live: Tamoor mentioned you!
A man in a black hat stares at a man in leather armor with a bleached, stylized flattop with his fists clenched.
Bears QB Caleb Williams wearing a cheese grater hat, using a cheese grater to grater some cheese.
Bears Zubas.
Two White Castle Luchador masks.
A map of Canada with the provinces highlighted different colors.
A map of the United States with states highlighted different colors.
A man who is better than all of us, lounging on the floor, staring into a wrestling ring.
A giant banner above a wrestling ring.
I am the table
A lonely table
A sad, broken table
An adult man in 2025 wearing Zumbas
A couple of Penguins
Your top channels: The Stevie Richards Show BeardMeatsFood Real Civil Engineer Danny Gonzalez John Malecki Unscrewed
"Taste like yours can't be defined. But let's try anyway. You listened to 69 genres."
A masked wrestler standing in an entrance with a nameplate that reads "Ultimo Dragon"
About I'm on a continuous quest of exploring the potentiality of our human capacities and collective ability to manifest civilization, technology, art and co-ordinated efforts towards an understanding of the universe since about 1987. It's still immensely interesting, but at the beginning of this journey I feared I was uniquely dumb. Since as I started to ask questions, I could rarely make sense of the answers I got. As time has passed I've grown a general appreciation for that things are often quite hard to grasp and that this isn't just the case for me, but that I was mostly fooled by the portrayed conviction in the delivery of most peoples proclamations -> "this is the answer" Nowadays I've become better at understanding which kinds of questions I might understand an answers too, and which kinds of questions yield little fruit given where we currently stand, with our unique individual and collective limitations. Another thing I've noticed that also gives me solace is that things get a lot easier when we make efforts to come together in learning, recognizing that thinking deeply about things oftentimes quickly becomes quite confusing, as we where never the kinds of beings that could do it well on our own. One might even go so far as to say that we're not even supposed too, but only for the purposes of reaffirming my previous point. :) You can make my life more meaningful by joining forces in supporting a bootstrapping of ventures centered around catalyzing a future of resilient Solar Punk-esque Intentional Tribes.
A very sad bald man with glasses.
A city all built on one road.
Aew Worlds End.