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aragorn monster truck "BECOME WHAT YOU ARE BORN TO BE"
puffins hanging out on a big rock by the ocean during golden hour
A vast dull brown plain with a gigantic asymmetric fortress in the background, from which crowds of people appear to be fleeing. In the foreground is a strange Seussian tower, atop which is a man in a white shirt posing strangely, as a stream of large black birds in flight diverts around him
promo image of rainn wilson as backstrom
krunch
me holding animorphs gbc
warning sign of a hand getting mangled in gears
Bjenny Montero comic Panel 1: excited active guy exclaiming "OBOY!! THE WEEKEND!" Panel 2: caption: "SATURDAY...", guy laying sad/worried in bed Panel 3: caption: "SUNDAY..", guy still upset in bed staring at ceiling Panel 4: excited active guy exclaiming "THAT WAS REFRESHING!"
a newspaper clipping from June 15 1945 proudly advertising HORSEMEAT with a big 'bonus sticker' thing proclaiming NO POINTS. these declarations of course make sense with historical and butcherical context (other meat rationed during WWII, point cut less desirable than flat cut) but I still enjoy it prima facie
jumping spider rotating around its perch on a railing by a river
a shitty graph showing the debuffs (hungry, thirsty, horny) and the verbs (sate, slake, quench). hungry gets "sate", thirsty gets "slake" AND "quench", and horny gets nothing.
some old 3d image I have of the front of a space house labeled "2 Some Place" that leads to a playground
the sesame street typewriter with wheels
this looks like it's from Robot Alchemic Drive (PS2) maybe? pretty sure that's Nanao? and the female chairman I forget her real name. Anyway that logo and subtitle is the real star here. the name "Gigantic Drive" fucking kicks ass. thank you
TERRIFYING 9.11 title screen
a funny brain galaxy meme generated by some AI twitter account a few years ago that I'm pretty sure I saved from a bug deal repost
quoted tweet on a 20...14? thinkpad, with the nub
NH's Old Man of the Mountain, a literal rock 'face' jutting out from a cliff that looked like a stern guy with a brow and nose and chin
screenshot of youtube comment: @evanabbott2737 7 years ago please tell me that you love me thanks for the info👍
My saved drafts on the bsky.app web site. 22h ago is the first line of this post, and 1d ago is "red tape? literally never seen it", which I also don't know what I was going for there
a Three Word Phrase comic https://threewordphrase.com/house.htm Panel 1: A house on the sun Panel 2: Angry man inside house exclaiming "I HATE LIVING ON THE SUN!!" Panel 3: Man continues looking out window
Arthur from Zardoz revealing his silly ass with a flip of his head and mugging to the camera
Poster or something for Planet 51 (2009), a bad animated movie with The Rock
Scrooge in the Yukon, witnessing bar patrons fight over a single piece of spoiled bacon, before everyone else scrams on mention of Steele coming into town. Scrooge watches a hulking silhouette ride in.
me holding up a floppy disk with the same foods listed on the label. I couldn't figure out what the last item was
Old USB port branded DOCKSTORM but the S is barely legible in a tornado graphic
https://x.com/2tonbug/status/138616074534010880 Joe Rumrill @2tonbug "1...2...3! A RED DEVIL!" - Two people naming the scariest thing they can think of, on 3 8:53 AM · Nov 21, 2011
Lenny from the simpsons giving mr. burns a big thumbs up
pic of my sick ass official um jammer lammy coffee mug i got from a clearance sale on tsurugu-ya.com years ago
edited version of above image to resemble 'the prodigy - the fat of the land' album cover (I added some shitty motion blur and a quick logo)
End credits screen of Squeakross, revealing to me that it was counting the number of times I pressed the squeak button. THANK YOU FOR PLAYING! Total Squeaks: 6972
pic of smooth collie from image search. it's like a collie but it has big kind of german shepherd ears and smaller eyes / longer snout a little like a greyhound or borzoi. it looks incorrect but in a really charming way
Here are 3 stupidnames: Minotaur Mustardglimpse (#477), Krizetto Sconch (#944), and Neopets Hollered (#610).
discord screenshot of my bot listing those names so u know I ain't funnin
a bottle of GT's autumn kombucha with apple, turmeric, carrot, and spices
a fictional computer chip implant printed with "666" held up to camera
payton manning
golden hour picture taken of jacked but unusually-proportioned man with ear-length parted hair and stern expression wearing skintight black t shirt and skintight rib-height pants
my father suffered a stroke a few years ago the effects of the stroke made him confuse the simplest objects or draw on archaic uses like a pen became a plume. part of his brain had lost the necessary signals for referencing things and faces with words and now dealt in wild compensatory searches to communicate. when he spoke to mom he referred to her as my husband called me oshu trying to pronounce joshua and couldn't understand why i had so much trouble understanding him he had once spoken three languages fluently one day while i sat by his bed he said my name clearly and asked if i could help him get dressed. i put my sweater over his shoulders and tied the arms in front so he looked like a college man again. i held on to his hand to help him get out of bed. i said something to him i had carried around with me for a while. i'm sorry if I've disappointed you he answered me in speech slowed by the stroke i forget everything joshua i cried at his funeral a week later hoping he meant to say forgive :smith:
shitty completely dark video out my window of crickets and The Clicking Bug making noise
Animorphs (GBC) running on a real GBC. Cassie is talking to Tobias who says "THINGS ARE BAD"
Me holding the Animorphs GBC cart in my hand. a cow pattern peepy is observing in the background.
screenshot of wplace.live where unknown parties have made a tribute to Nanao from Robot Alchemic Drive
Screenshot of my file browser (Linux, btw) for my phone showing that I Am Not Fucking Around I Actually Have FLACs of the Animorphs (GBC) (2000) Soundtrack
Herbert von Reyl-Hanisch - Böser Traum (Bad Dream), 1931
Girl does backflop off huge water slide
Amy Sedaris as Jerri Blank in the TV series Strangers with Candy, eyebrows turned up sadly and mouth pulled down wide in a bizarre pseudo-grimace. Also her hair and makeup and outfit are funny too
Jack Kirby's "EARTH A.D." world map, including "MAD-HOLE -- COUNTRY OF THE SCREAMERS" which in my humble opinion reflects Our Current Damn Socierty!!!!
box art for Ecco the Dolphin, featuring a shiny and vaguely muscular dolphin leaping dramatically and a little unrealistically out of the water. it's boris vallejo as hell it turns out. there is a BORIS (C) 92 signature in the corner
Screenshot of a discord bot I wrote that can generate random anagrams. One of the generations is: OFFTHEHOOK POTTERS is an anagram of RFK FEET PHOTOSHOOT
Classic SA screencap from some game I don't actually know: u trying to rage war on my land O_O no thnx