ImportedReality

@importedreality.com

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Full-Stack Dev; Dad; Husband; Secular Humanist I tell computers what to do; sometimes they listen. I work with C#/.NET + Vue.js by day, and mess around with Rust and Go by night. Hopelessly addicted to coffee. He/Him; 30 PFP: skizodraws.com

A photograph of a forest full of ferns and trees
A skull vomiting a rainbow into the mouth of another skull
A series of Tumblr posts: 1. charl0ttan: "Executive dysfunction is literally like. ive hard a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this" 2. charl0ttan: "picked up the doler 👍" 3. magpiesketchins: Two screenshots showing 10 months had passed between the first and second post. "Inspirational"
Album art for the album Lucy Gray by Envy on the Coast. It features a blue background, on the bottom left there are two black balloons with skulls on them and on the top right there is the text "Envy on the Coast Lucy Gray".
A turntable stand with records on the bottom shelf, two Edifier R1280T speakers on the middle shelf, and an Audio-Technica AT-LP60 turntable on top. Resting against the wall on top of the turn table is the cover for Take Me Back To Eden by Sleep Token.
An Amazon order page for some RAM sticks, currently showing that it's put for delivery and arriving today between 2-6PM
FBI Copyright Warning that reads "The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of this copyrighted work is illegal. Criminal copyright infringement, including infringement without monetary gain, is investigated by the FBI and is punishable by up to 5 years in federal prison and a fine of $250,000"
A computer desk cluttered with soldering equipment
A pile of presents in front of a Christmas tree. A TV on the wall is playing National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
A meme of Larry David angrily exiting through a door captioned: Top text: Me logging off with zero progress made on the feature I was assigned in the beginning of December Bottom text: Fúck you I will see you in 2025
A screenshot of the results from an online mental age test. It reads "Mental Age Test. Your mental age is 13"
A PCB board for a TOTEM split keyboard
A black and white cat snuggling up against a black and white dog
A black and white cat sitting in a chair at a table with a judgmental look on her face.
A comic from The Far Side. A man is reclining on a dentist's chair. His mouth is open with several tools and tubes protruding out of it. The man is looking up at the dentist with wide eyes. A dentist is standing over him with a tennis ball in his hand and his assistant is standing behind him holding another tool. The comic is captioned "Now open even wider, Mr. Stevens... Just out of curiosity, we're going to see if we can also cram in this tennis ball".
A screenshot of an Amazon order. It says "Now arriving December 31. Previously expected January 3". Below the text is an image of the product - two sticks of RAM.
A collection of PC components including Case, Motherboard, CPU, CPU cooler, Power Supply, and Graphics Card. Notably absent is the RAM.
A pressure cooker full of some delicious Chili
A Spotify Wrapped summary of my 2024 top artists and bands. My top artists were Bilmuri, Crush++, The Home Team, A Day to Remember, and Driveways. My top songs were No Lids No Love, Like A Fever Dream, If You Never Jumped, I Would Shop at Aubrey Plaza, and Dread It (Until I Can't Remember It) - all by Crush++.
Two books on a black blanket, collectors editions of The Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers by J.R.R. Tolkien.
A man saying "this is brilliant" while pointing at a red car, then saying "but I like this" while pointing at a white car. The red car is captioned "hotdogs" and the white cat is labeled "hamburgers".
A screenshot from the game Nier: Automata. Two groups of robots, 3 red and 3 blue, are on a stage fighting. There is a caption from one of the robots speaking that says "Die, Romo! Thou stupid asshole!" as they fight.
A man, Doug Dimmadome from the Fairly Odd Parents, wearing a white suit, black tie, and an absurdly tall white cowboy hat that stretches all the way out of the image.
A black puppy with white face markings. She is standing by a person's feet on some grass.
A screen shot of the Followers Growth view in blueview.app. It is set to show a 1 week time span in a bar chart. Instead of dates being shown on the x-axis, it shows "Invalid Date" along the entire axis.
A black dog with white face markings curled up underneath a desk
A black and white cat loafing it up on the backrest of a couch.
A black and white cat sleeping on a blue blanket while snuggled up against a pillow
A black and white dog wrapped up in a blanket looking at the camera with piercing blue eyes
A skeleton wearing a black hoodie with artistic floral patterns on the sleeves. Above the skeleton's head floats a small red crown. The image was made by SkizoDraws.
A black and white dog sleeping on a blanket
A man wearing a red doctor suit with matching mask looks menacingly off into the distance with the text "Repo! The Genetic Opera" in front of him.
Makima from Chainsaw Man (Manga) saying "Take, for example... Death. War. Windows 11. There are many things in this world that humanity would be happier without"
A small black and white kitten laying in a cat tower
A screenshot of the BlueSky android app quote post view. The keyboard is open and covers some UI elements on the bottom of the screen.
A picture of a desk with two monitors, two mice, speakers, a keyboard, a printer, and a cat on top of it
A medium sized black & white dog sitting and looking up at the camera with an adorable look on her face.
A picture of a smiling toad placing its hand on a person's finger with the caption "Everything is going to be fine"
A screenshot of my top artists for this month on Spotify. Top 5: Knocked Loose, Bilmuri, Smash Mouth, Driveways, Spiritbox
An adorable black and white cat sleeping on a grey blanket