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r/EcommerceWebsite: Is websites are still profitable?
1911 IWW illustration “The Pyramid of the Capitalist System”. The bottom tier of workers is labeled “boyfriends trying to be on time” and all of the other tiers are labeled “their beautiful partners”
Uther, a bengal cat, giving me side eye through a gap between my two monitors.
screenshot of a Reddit post titled “Youtubers like Bubingus and Ohdough ARE RUINING the Community!” The truncated post preview reads: I am getting so sick of seeing them pop up in my feed. Bubingus…
screenshot of an article excerpt someone posted on bluesky. The “Previous Photo” arrow is blocking some of the article text, making it difficult to read.
instagram ad from the ADL that says Teach Antisemitism With Confidence.
screenshot from lobste.rs (Hacker News but like, one degree less HN) of a discussion re: claude code source leaks Corbin writes: “It works because of statistics; the undesired behaviors are less likely when conditioned upon this sort of prompt. That said, surely we can imagine even better prompts for conditioning which would work even better? The second-person pronoun "you" is such a bad choice; it contributes to the schizophrenic inability of chatbots to reliably identify chat participants.” and user mikedorf replies: “Someone should invent an unambiguous way of encoding instructions for a machine to follow.”
Screenshot of the results from a round of dialed.gg It says: Top 1% of all playets. 40.77 out of 50 points Solid but forgettable. The score of a background character. Below is an array of 5 colors and the colors I matched them to, with score ratings for each.
USPS label used as a graffiti sticker. The sticker reads “MAKE DOBLER, NOT WAR!”. Graffiti is placed on a SEPTA placard.
screenshot of a disk array with 30.6 TB used out of 38 TB
photo of Timmy Chamalams at the oscar’s in a big ol’ white suit
classic tweet by twitter user @jawbroken: “November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone”
rusty cohle from true detective season 1 absolutely blasting a dart
product photo of a Rosewill RSV H424, a 4U rackmount server chassis with 24 hot swappable HDD bays
line graph of active duty suicides per 100k troops. the graph trends sharply up.
It’s the letter from James Bailey, general counsel for the Cleveland Browns responding to a complaint about people throwing paper airplanes in the stadium. His reply in total, reads “Attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.”
skeleton squatting a bunch of weight with text that says: Microsoft is a Corporation that turns "Microsoft CEO claims 30% of its new code is written by AI" into "Microsoft confirms Windows 11 October 2025 Update breaks WinRE(Recovery) input", "Windows 11 update breaks localhost, prompting mass uninstall workaround", "Windows 11 Media Creation Tool Not Working on Windows 10 PCs", "Windows 11 24H2 and 25H2 Updates Break IIS Websites After Patch Tuesday", and "Microsoft Security Update Causes Active Directory Sync Failures on Windows Server" headlines
Mark Renton from Trainspotting lamenting that the Scottish couldn’t even find a decent culture to be colonised by.
A job recruiting spam (scam?) text that starts with 😘 The rest of the text is immaterial, you’ve probably gotten a thousand of these.
facebook marketplace listing for an "Office chair" which is just a bike saddle mounted on the wheelie part of an office chair. List price is $20.
Baby, the calico cat, hanging off the side of the couch, one paw stretched out.
Tweet by Twitter User Sebastian Castillo (@bartlebytaco): it's catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin committed by human beings which means that he watched a guy blasting rope to waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity. absolute legend
the meowscular chef from Monster Hunter: World
Maa from Nyanko Days has spilled her juice. mods? MODS?
A 2 frame meme. The top frame has a guy from a Flex Tape Infomercial about to slap a piece of flex tape on a giant cylinder of water with a hole in it. The column of water is labeled "My shower drain pipe with a hole in it" and the informercial guy is labelled "My landlord applying flex tape". The bottom frame is a closeup shot of the man's hand making contact with the giant column of water, applying the flex tape. The point of contact is labelled "See you in six months I guess"
Eagles Meme with three sections. First section reads “oh boy am I excited to watch my favorite team play”, second reads “nice we’re winning”, final reads “nice we won”
Photo of a grocery store shelf stocked with Cheetos brand Flamin’ Hot Mac’n Cheese
Something Awful Forums Poster Teen Witch (regdate Oct 9 2012) posts: Last year was Kissinger, so say what you will about Spotify Wrapped day but it does seem to please the people
all ~1400 skills in the Path of Exile Skill Tree
A screengrab of the Farsight, an alien railgun that shoots through walls, from N64 game Perfect Dark
It’s a super closeup of my cat Baby’s face. She’s calico and she’s got little whiskers and a little pink and black mottled nose i love her so fucking much
Screencap of the Wikipedia article for Dandadan. Highlighted text: "the overarching plot themes include retrieval of Takakura's testicles"
it's the gimly legolas "never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf" meme but it says Gimli: Never thought I'd die canvassing for a politician Legolas: What about for a poster? Gimli: Aye. I could do that.
Something Awful Forums Poster mystes says: Australia simply doesn't have the budget to hire better breakdancers thanks to raygunomics
it’s my beautiful calico cat named Baby sitting on the armrest of our sofa barreling the camera.
Adorable calico cat named Baby laying on a gray sofa. Her tummy is out and she is resting her head on my hand and looking at the camera.
Baby laying in my lap with her claws dig into my knee (cutely)
A photo of my calico cat “Baby” curled up on a couch cushion looking right at the camera. Taken by the cat-sitter.
a ball of Plutonium-238 that gives off 100 watts purely from radioactive decay
A section of the grocery store cheese display labeled “Ethnic”
Sopranos Meme Paulie: Ton’, if ya toilet was sentient, would ya rather it crave ya bodily waste or hate ya for it? Tony: I can’t have this conversation again.
Redwall Lookin Ass Screenshot of some game in development. There's a rabbit riding a giant sparrow like a horse.
My beautiful cat Silvia sitting on a red cushion.
Uther (cat) laying on a red cushion with his face absolutely smooshed into it.
screen cap from knuckle.tattoo of knuckle tats that say BONY LOAD
Movie poster for 1989 sci fi movie Robot Jox which scores a 40% on the Tomatometer
Boxer in the upper left, prepared to fight, says "ok ima write these regexes" Boxer in the lower right, sitting on a stool drinking water, exhausted, says "damn. regex got hands"
My cat Silvia, a calico, laying on a pillow on the couch. She’s completely unconscious, her belly is fully exposed, and her face is angelic.
My cat Silvia (aka Baby) sleeping on a plush blanket, covered in a microfiber blanket.