Incorrect MTG Quotes

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Imagine you're an Elder Demon at the Elder Demon family gathering and you're laughing about cousin Valgavoth who went and got sealed in a human house and disappeared... And then cousin Valgavoth shows up! And you ask him hey weren't you sealed in a house? And he's like "yeah I ate it" and you're like "you ate the house" and he's like "and everything else, yeah. The whole plane really" and now your parents are talking about how cool cousin Valgavoth is and wouldn't it be great if YOU ate an entire plane like he did
Dear Kaya, I'm a dad now! It is one of the greatest things that have happened in my life. Also, I'm alive. Which should be obvious since I'm writing you this letter. Don't go around looking for me. Regards, Jace --- Kaya, who thought her mail was just random junk:... What the fuck. Ral, barging in: Kaya, I need to talk to you. Beleren is alive and he- Kaya: Yeah, I know. Ral: What do you mean you know. Kaya, showing him the letter: He just... Told me? Ral: He just... sent you a letter... By the gods I hate that man!