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ARBY's Deep Fried Turkey Club Sandwich (serving suggestion). "Quarter pound of thick sliced Deep Fried Turkey topped with crispy bacon, cheddar cheese, tomato, lettuce, and mayo on a toasted sub bun." Serving Weight (g) 301 Calories 650 Calories from Fat 310 Fat - Total (g) 35 Saturated Fat (g) 10 Trans Fat (g) 0.5Cholesterol (mg) 105 Sodium (mg) 2030 Total Carbohydrates (g) 46 Dietary Fiber (g) 4 Sugars (g) 6 Proteins (g) 40
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If you look at any list of best-selling cookbooks, certain words come up over and over again: quick, easy, fast, effortless. But is it actually possible to deliver deliciousness in no time? Or are these recipes too good to be true? This week, we talk with intrepid journalist Tom Scocca, who exposed the dirty secret about caramelized onions; recipe-writing legend Christopher Kimball; and food writer (and mom) Elizabeth Dunn, who’s sick of feeling bad when a recipe turns out to be harder than she expected. And we ask: Why do recipes that look simple on paper turn out to be very different once you get into the kitchen?
Indignity Morning Podcast No. 401: An extremely normal phone call between a Supreme Court justice and a former and future president.
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Lobster with Olives a la Maximilian Homard aux Olives a la Maximilian For Six Persons Twelve slices of bread, four tablespoons of butter, a small lobster, eight olives, a teaspoon of anchovy paste, four to five pickled green gherkins, one half teaspoon of mustard, pepper and salt. How to Make It. Butter the twelve slices of bread and cut them out with a medium patty cutter. Chop one gherkin, two olives, and the smallest piece of the lobster, leaving the best part of the lobster for decoration. Add the anchovy paste, mustard, pepper and salt to taste, and mix it with the butter that has been stirred to a cream. Spread this mixture on six of the slices, the other slices of bread put on...
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