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he/they, punchcard enthusiast – born 593136000. I like daft memes, tech, art and tinkering/dev. Views and opinions expressed are often dumb, wrong and meaningless except fսϲk АІ sⅼοp.

Screenshot of the game 'Warframe' where the user is selecting what server instance to travel to. the two available instances are 1, and 69. Nice
Kronk Pepikrankenitz pictured smiling smugly holding out his id card. This card has been memed to now just display his picture and the words “monster fucker permit”
A screenshot of the dicksmith.com.au website which used to be an electronics and hobby store. Now branded to sell general goods and apparently as listed dildos, vibrators and full fuck machine kits.
Peanut the Pyrenean Mountain Dog looking over his shoulder mid nap
Meme of people surrounding two crawfish, the setup looks like an impromptu cock fighting ring, with people around it appearing to cheer and bet money on the fight. All the people and even the crawfish are labeled as “leftists “
A screenshot of a mini puzzle game called 4x3 from Hank Green at https://www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree
Warframe capture, showing a 'Corpus domestic drone' having a bad day
screenshot from the game 'Warframe' showing one of the frames, 'Umbra the Broken' babysitting.
A meme image called “fell for it again award” in the style of Soyjaks. The balding and bespectacled character has the blue ribbon pin award on their chest. They seem upset and uncertain at the events occurring.
Close up photo of Peanuts snoot, a dogs face with his black nose close to the camera.
A grainy screenshot of the Teletubbies sun rising over some green hills with a face of a grumpy and startled cats face super imposed over the suns circular surface where the normal Teletubbies baby face was. This is a meme to depict a conflict of emotions.
A smartphone screenshot of a Bluesky feed showing meta on the 420 data postings
Mobile phone screenshot of a podcast app called Pocket Casts that is failing to stream the podcast called Cox n’ Crendor Show
A photo of a section of the pantry with Rice Wine Vinegar next to the White Rice Vinegar.
A vial of the water of life, here with a My Little Pony half covered within.
Robot vacuum photo of a pet obstruction. In this case Peanut our Great Pyrenees
Dad coming to pick us up from school in a commodore UTE v8
A meme template called “won’t somebody think of the children” moral panic with the meme text of, ‘WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE WEALTHY PEDOPHILES’
Junk mail pamphlet from seventh-days adventists ANTI-CHRISTS AT WAR Islam Christianity POLITICAL CHAOS IN PROPHECY WHY IT MATTERS
Mobile phone screenshot of the BOM weather app being blank
Mobile phone screenshot of YouTube app. Shows a “Something went wrong” message
Mobile app screenshot of a Roborock pet detection / obstacle avoidance flag on a robot vacuum
Screenshot of a kill log from the game Quasimorph: Spear dealt 9 (lacerating) damage to Bastion with a shot from Longhu. Bastion is dead. Scientist dealt 40 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear got Fracture! Scientist dealt 31 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear got Fracture! Scientist dealt 52 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear is dead. Spear got an amputation. Shoulder falls onto the floor! The body of agent Z8-2535 was found with numerous wounds. Rest in peace.
A screen grab from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025%E2%80%9326_Australian_bushfire_season Showing the 2025-26 bushfire season for NSW clearly outlining record temperatures and climate change as key contributing causes.
Screenshot of pc game quasimorph showing my clone getting vaporised like a bug
Pictured is a dog called Peanut lazing half asleep on tiles while blissfully ignoring and guard dog duties he may have.
Close up photo of a branch in a lemon myrtle tree. Shows a mantis egg sacks
Merriam-Webster Your 2026 Word is ‘nihilist’
A Costco members card sticking out of a wallet held in hand.
An excerpt of the linked published letter: including observational studies, and is intuitively plausible: consuming several hundred calories can take mere minutes, whereas expending the same amount often requires hours of sustained physical activity.' Obesogenic environments have exacerbated this imbalance.? Food consumption outside the home, in restaurants, snack bars, or via delivery services, has increased substantially over recent decades. Supermarkets now offer a vast range of ready-to-eat opti ns, with many of these products sold in single portion sizes. These portions are typically calibrated to the average energy requirements of an adult male, making them oversized relative to energy needs for women and children. Less intuitively, they are also oversized for individuals of shorter stature, inadvertently disadvantaging those from lower socioeconomic status groups. A 2009 study from Glasgow, UK, observed that people from more deprived communities were 6 cm shorter, on average, than their more affluent counterparts, equating to a 150-200 kcal per day difference in energy requirements. Where smaller disproportionate., gall consumers, irrespective of energy requirements, toward larger, more calorific options under the guise of better value. Given the palatability of foods rich in fat, salt, and sugar-and the social pressure to avoid food waste-these portions are often fully consumed. Globally, obesity prevalence is higher in females than males across all superregions.4 In the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development countries, obesity
Snippet of an article from the Daily Mail UK, where = Daily Mail News Professor Naveed Sattar said menus should be adapted to include smaller versions of meals that contain fewer calories, as part of an effort to drive down obesity rates. Speaking in a personal capacity, Professor Sattar, who is the chairman of the flagship Obesity Healthcare Goals programme, said normal portions should remain available for everyone but that a second option should be offered with around 25 per cent less food, which would be more suitable for women. The reduced-calorie meals could also be more appropriate for shorter men, who need to eat less than the average man, Professor Sattar and his team from the University of Glasgow and Glasgow Royal Infirmary said. The proposals would apply to pre-packaged sandwiches from supermarkets, ready meals and
Smartphone screenshot of a weather app showing the predicted temperature timeline for Saturday the 6th December. It shows a temperature range from 21 — 39
The photo is of a head and shoulders framed photoshoot of a Muppet called Animal. They are facing the camera and have a big grin on their face.
A phone screenshot of the Deezer music app, showing my top tracks streamed on Deezer for 2025.
Smartphone screenshot of the Deezer app, #myDeezerYear roundup listened minutes showing 34567 minutes
A photo of a wheelbarrow frame with some planks screwed over where the pan used to be, left in it stack large sandstone pavers easily
Mobile phone screenshot showing a notice from Deezer stating that I have not streamed enough to get this years ‘My Deezer Year Experience’
A wet dog sitting in a stainless steel tub of a dog wash. The dog is getting towel dried and showing an expression of enjoyment
A young Pyrenean mountain dog, lying in wet topsoil next to some grass outside. He is relaxed and a bit dirty
Screenshot of some lined up skeet’s on the Bluesky timeline.
Rainfall weather radar showing a thunderstorm band smashing into my house.
A screenshot of the game Balatro, where a bug has blanked out the score to beat.
A screenshot of the games ‘System Requirments’ section on the Steam store page. Under the operating system for macOS the minimum recommended requirements are just: ‘Be excellent to each other’
A picture of a 40 oz drink tumbler. The stainless steel, insulated kind with a straw lid, big handle on the side and thinner base to fit in cup holders.
Short video showing a black cat called Peach sleeping on an orange linen pillow on a white desk. The can is asleep on its side with one paw over its face.
A photo of the side of a standard white electric bread toaster. In permanent marker someone has drawn a blushing face and a speech bubble saying: “L-Let’s take a bath Onii-chan”
Meme template of ‘Feels Good’ showing a person drawn in outline on white background running their open hands down the side of their face in a sign of joy/relief/pleasure
Good feels meme template of a cartoon ma in white with black outline stroking his cheeks with his open hands in a gesture of joy and satisfaction at some outcome.
A screenshot cutting of a Wikipedia article about emoji used as domain names with puny code. The wiki explains that Unicode supported emoji can be valid domain names with some tld registrars supporting registering an emoji domain
A screenshot of the BBC app on iOS
Pro wrestler Tatum Paxley, in costume pointing up close to a camera. They are point in a way that is directed at the viewer.
Pumpkin the cat resting on the side of my work laptop. Looking a bit of a mess
Float your Boat festival thing down at Lake Macquarie NSW Australia. Pictured is a lit up boat on parade at night
Human used diaper JD Vance has a Bluesky account. Pictured here auto blocked for me by the “MAGA” blocklist I am subscribed to.
Meme template of ‘simple gymnastics’
Simple gymnastics meme template. Referring to the insane levels of cope the original tweeter is emitting
Close up cat face and paw covering the cats eyes
Screenshot form the game Warframe showing a Rhino Warframe standing next to the Helminth onboard the Orbiter. Here the Helminth has been given eyes via decoration
A meme picture showing characters from a tv show ‘Rick and Morty’ in a scene where Rick plays a real life VR game and goes a bit extreme with the character he is playing as
A meme depicting each modern human age’s technical marvels, and how it is construed as the theory of existence.