Infinite Perspective

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The Hubble Deep Field is the closest thing to the Infinite Perspective Vortex | he/him

Close-up of spider mouth parts. Two shiny blue-black chelicerae, with visible fangs, that terrible the above "gentleman's" "moustache"
The Legion sphere-of-nude-bodies boss from Castlevania: symphony of the night
Demotivational Poster depicting a chain under tension with the central link pulling apart. "Dysfunction The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you"
Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music plays guitar for a few small children
An undisclosed loser says "stay mad, Planters actions speak louder than your claims"
Image of the white house future ballroom wing wrecked but full of construction materials. A large tree and a series of smaller trees have been crudely outlined in green to resemble Godzilla with his spikey tail curve around him
The shower (oriented sideways relative to the viewer) in the walk-through Skylab mock-up at Johnson Space Center in Houston, TX. In the shower is a manikin resembling astronaut Jack Lousma in the same pose as in the famous photo. Unlike in the photo, he's looking directly at you with what I can only describe as a seductive gaze.
Star Trek: TNG episode title generator image that says "Commander Riker Interrogates You With Nonsense"
From Anti "Anti-Al" Labeler: Al Hater 2026-03-30 Subscribes to anti-Al blocklists or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations.
Quote skeet about a Telegraph article about not wanting to hear your adult children have sex. Ripperoni's skeet about kink representation in media is right below it on my timeline. Mike Recine @mikerecine God works in mysterious ways. Like if you spend decades hoarding wealth and destroying the housing market then one day you have to hear your adult son cumming. The Telegraph @Telegraph. 'Our 25-year-old son and 27-year-old daughter are both back living at home as they can neither afford to rent, nor save for a deposit' 'They shouldn't need to live like monks but hearing them in the bedroom feels a step too far'... Telegraph THE MIDULTS We don't want to hear our adult children having sex with their lovers 9:13 am 9 May 2026 2.7M Views
A graph of PV GW/year installed, showing both actual and IEA predictions over the years. The "actual" line shows extremely rapid growth, while every prediction line shows installs flattening immediately from whatever point they're at when the prediction was made.
A crude drawing of a bucket labeled "Slop" pouring green slime into the open mouth of an orange duck saying "yum! yum!" with the word "You" and an arrow pointing at it
A bright green paint swatch for a color named "Plus Ultra"
Two skeets from a line thread by Congressman Greg Landsman, @repgreglandsman.bsky.social, regarding the attacks that killed over 80 children: The U.S. is destroying Iran's missiles and bombs to stop them from taking more lives. These strikes are targeting military infrastructure - with warnings to Iranian civilians to take shelter away from these military targets.
The moon shines through a wispy cloud, creating a rainbow
A strand of multi-colored Christmas lights(out of frame) shine through a gate with vertical bars. Subtractive color from individual lights being blocked creates magenta, yellow, and cyan shadows.
Skeet: Francja Katzur @francekatzur.bsky.social So what, he's not a purist. He knows his way around the block, hates trump. Welcome aboard and good luck. Screenshot of headline: Trump critic George Conway files to run for NY House seat Conway, a sharp critic of President Donald Trump, has filed to run as a Democrat.
A close-up of an upper arm, with a crudely edited "tattoo" that says "if (d!=0) return n/d;
A t-shirt featuring the terrifying, vulture-like visage of a make Northern Cardinal in full molt, aka a Bloödcheëp, with a single stray feather sticking out of his head. Above the image it says Bloödcheëp in spooky letters.
"How is a traffic circle different from a roundabout?" graphic from Washington County website. Shows the circle-with-perpendicular-intersections traffic circle we're used to vs the smoothly-flowing entrance and exits of a roundabout
Cover of the book "Semenology: the semen Bartender's Handbook" by Paul "forie" Photenhauer featuring a photograph of a glass of brandy or something with a line of what is definitely the author's jizz pouring into it.
Close-up of the face of.the woman delivered on the second slide of the previous skeet. She has a blank yet intense expression, as though contemplating her body's weirdness
Major Manliness @majormanliness.bsky.social Feel blessed. It would transform you from being boring ass vanilla, into someone that others would actually find interesting and desire. September 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Photo of a Halloween display at Lowe's featuring a witch with cauldron, a skeleton DJ, and the "classic" Twelve Foot Skeleton. Next to it is a wrinkled vampire in a tattered tube that towers over the skeleton, which doesn't even come up to Nosferatu's shoulder. It doesn't look it but I promise it's the Big Skeleton.
Torbie feeling the beat
Ambrose Grant @ambrosegrant.bsky.social No one is asking you to vote for a fascist, you're being asked to vote for a normie ass liberal over an actual fascist, stop being hysterical If I thought all water was piss it's understandable why I would be repulsed by the idea of drinking water, but I'd be clinically insane to believe that August 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social "Dude, that's piss!" "Haha! No it's not, silly!" "It's yellow, it reeks, and I just saw that dude piss in the cup." "Oh, him? Yeah, he's on my team! So it's delicious! *gulp gulp gulp*" That's what you sound like. Maybe you love the rancid taste of transphobia but that doesn't make us crazy. ...
Gru's plan meme Page 1: Flying Car Benefits: Page 2: - no need for airports or runways Page 3: - nobody has to go to flight school
A young man in black pants, white shirt and tie wheels a ~1m³ metal box with attached electronics past another similarly dressed man. It's a super-low-budget time machine prop because this is Primer(2004).
Henry the fawn pug doing a handstand in a grassy yard, as one does when one needs to pee. His butthole is clearly visible. It's very fancy. Look at it. You know you want to, cus it's pretty great.
Stephen Fry in tuxedo and top hat
Nicholas Bagley @nbagley.bsky.social What's more, I have a very high degree of confidence that the birthright citizenship order will never take effect. Maybe I'm wrong about that -- we will see -- but I think optimism here is in order.
"I love that you are into horse riding"
A large man has a double bass, the huge acoustic stringer instrument normally played with it standing on the floor, slung over his shoulder like an electric guitar. The image is monochrome with a sticky green tinge. It's a promotional photo, but he did really play it that way.
A beer bottle with a red label featuring a photo of a horse's neck and head, its mouth wide and teeth bared. It's called "Horse Piss Beer" and it means it. I know.
Michachu (about rapist and follow, LB): We have a legal system for this shit, and I've seen what happens when others decide to take up that mantle. I want no god damn part of it.
M31, The Andromeda Galaxy
Future Claire from Scrooged. Her face is heavily made up with pale foundation, bright red lipstick and dark eye shadow. She has a broad black lacey hat and a white and black blouse. She's giving a forced smile because it was definitely worth what she had to give up to enjoy her brunch.
The moon in thin crescent. The night side is clearly visible from earthshine. The day side is washed out, but craters at or near the terminator are clear by virtue of being in partial shadow
Fossil creature with a long skull with four large openings on the side. Back is bony plates with spikes sticking diagonally up off the sides. A plaque reads Aetosaur, longosuchus meadeib skeleton, Triassic, Howard county, Texas
Your private part is named after the last movie or tv show you watched. What is yours?
Bluesky score 9.00 "Trendsetter" lol
Skeet: "Im not saying to ignore him completely, but you need to recognize when the guy is just baiting to get a distraction from all the dumb shit republicans are doing right now."
Super Mario World starting overworld screen. The hills have eyes.
Dead eyes, a big fake grin, and a yearning hunger for human flesh -- the smiling titan from Attack on Titan
Pixelated portrait of William Riker looking intensely (or possibly drunkenly, it's hard to tell) at the camera
About half the full moon, clear and detailed. Along the terminator are some crater ridges sticking up enough to remain illuminated while the surrounding terrain is dark.
The above shot of the moon with the jet exhaust highlighted in blue to look like cat ears, and several dark features on the moon highlighted to make a cat face that is comically small compared to the size of the moon
A fawn pug does a hand stand so you can easily check out his fancy butthole
Screenshot of post by Katie Porter's White Board @OhDangitEvie If you are turned away at the polls- your verbatim response is: "Give me a provisional ballot with a receipt as required by law." Pass it on.
Noel Fielding (of Mighty Boosh and Great British Baking Show fame) with an expression that's a lot like Zuck's, except human.
Inside a circular eyepiece field of view, the bright nucleus of the comet is visible on the left. It's ironic trail streams up and to the right out of field.
Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest nighttime alert text box but edited to say "WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE EYES"
Screenshot of Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest when the text box appears to tell you it's night but edited to say "WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE EYES"
Banner which reads "WE DO THIS NOT BECAUSE IT IS EASY but because WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASY"
Minecraft (95% of my play time at all times going back ~14 years)
Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice, played by Winona Ryder who I still sort of crush on even though the last thing I saw her in was Black Swan I think?
A brown robot with a wide 2-wheeled base and a tall body of steel piping with lots of empty space inside. At its "head" a pair of long black triangle "trunks" extend in opposite directions, with a metal hook at the ends -- its weapon. Protecting the chain that runs from the weapon hub to the motor housing is a steel disk painted to resemble an angry, bloodshot eye. Battlebot Mammoth
Tangent from I Was a Teenage Exocolonist, with a speech balloon below her as if she was saying the quoted skeet
A blurry thing that looks kinda like a tiny man with a big balding head stands on a car