Mitch the Infovore (he/him/his)

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Lawyer-librarian—not yours (and trivialist), unconventional fannish conventionist, square peg to round holes, progressive Jew, with *many* opinions. (He/him/his) Please, no random DMs. https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/infovore

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The InfoWars Elf! A poorly drawn cartoon figure with a tall red hat, a green shirt with a clumsily drawn new InfoWars logo (the "O" is replaced by the Onion's cartoon onion), brown pants, and red shoes (boots?) with turned-up toes. There are what look somewhat like buckles on the shoes or boots. The screen has an open caption that says "He's made of cartoon"
The InfoWars Elf! A poorly drawn cartoon figure with a tall red hat, a green shirt with a clumsily drawn new InfoWars logo (the "O" is replaced by the Onion's cartoon onion), brown pants, and red shoes (boots?) with turned-up toes. There are what look somewhat like buckles on the shoes or boots.
Catherine the Great, a caramel and white British bulldog. She is lying down, with her body slanted towards her right. She is looking straight at the camera with her heart-melting gaze. Her tongue is partially out of her mouth to the right side. Her jowls are hanging down below the bottom of her lower jaw.
Catherine the Great, a caramel and white bulldog, glaring at the camera. She has a spot of orange pumpkin pulp at the base of her nose, near her right eye.
A pizza drenched with parmesan cheese. No sauce or other toppings visible. Center (to within 2-3 inches of edge) is nicely browned.
A pair of vintage Dutch sabot wooden shoes.
Catherine the Great, a caramel and white bulldog. Catherine is facing the camera. Catherine has her paw on her human's knee. Her human has their hand on her paw. Catherine has her chin on her human's hand, face squished on top of her human's hand, head tilted to her right, eyes partly closed.
Catherine the Great, a caramel and white bulldog. Catherine is facing the camera. Catherine has her paw on her human's knee. Her human has their hand on her paw. Catherine has her chin on her human's hand, face squished on top of her human's hand, head tilted to her right, eyes partly closed.
Catherine the Great, an eight-year-old caramel and white bulldog. She has her paw on her human's knee. The human has their hand on her paw. She has her chin on her human's hand.
Catherine the Great, a caramel and white bulldog, eyes mostly closed, resting her right cheek and part of her head on the top left of her human's head. Her human, eyes closed, has his left hand over both of their heads, and is rubbing Catherine's left ear.
Catherine the Great, a caramel and white bulldog, eyes mostly closed, resting her right cheek and part of her head on the top left of her human's head. Her human, eyes closed, has his left hand over both of their heads, and is rubbing Catherine's left ear.
The cover of the 1994 Soul Coughing album "Ruby Vroom." It depicts a woman with curly white hair inside a space suit. Two fingers of each of her bare hands are touching the collar ring outside. She appears to be looking to her right at a sad-looking cartoon devil outside her helmet. The devil holds a trident in one hand, and seems to lean forward to offer the woman a straight-stemmed pipe.
A picture of Donald Trump at the top. Below, text: "Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump has sued over jokes, tweets, interviews, and news articles but NOT ONCE over any off the countless accusations of child rape. THAT SILENCE SAYS EVERYTHING!" @STRANDJUNKER At the bottom: Occupy Democrats
A two-panel meme. The top panel, two men looking downward, with the caption "Dude, your fly is down..." The bottom panel: A housefly, with the caption "Existence is pain and suffering"
Catherine the Great, a caramel and white bulldog. She's looking straight at the camera, with a doggie smile, out from under her human guardian's huge sun hat.
Catherine the Great, a caramel and white bulldog. She's facing the camera, laying on her mat, melting into the floor, eyes closed, tongue slightly out to her left.
Florida Bar listing for Lindsey Halligan, incorrectly showing her Miami address and private practice. Link here: https://www.floridabar.org/mybarprofile/109481
Catherine the Great, a large caramel and white English bulldog, laying down, with her ears up, looking off to the right of the frame.
Catherine the Great, a caramel and white bulldog, sitting in a human's lap. She's lunging towards the camera. Her white face and black-tipped snout occupy most of the right side of the frame.
The back of a man's hand, with a large bruise towards the thumb. The background is a red rectangle to the left and a blue rectangle on the right. At the bottom, in all caps, over a black horizontal rectangle, the word "HOPE."
The image: A black cat with a white patch and a yellow eye, seen from its nose to the right. The text: I have CDO. it's like OCD but all the letters are ln alphabetical order AS THEY SHOULD BE
Catherine the Great, a caramel and white bulldog. I'm seated in front of her, tailor-fashion. Her left paw is on my right leg. My right hand is on her paw. Her chin is on my hand. The photo was taken with my left, non-dominant hand.
Catherine the Great, a caramel and white bulldog. She has her head on a human's left knee, with her head turned slightly to her left. She is looking at the camera.
A caramel and white bulldog, with her head squished against my seated left knee.
Catherine the Great, a caramel and white bulldog, in part sun. She is looking towards the camera, to her right, with a inquiring expression. Her tongue and lower teeth are just barely visible.
A photo of Elon Musk, sitting at the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, with Donald Trump standing in the background over Musk's left shoulder. In a box, the handle "@acnewsitics" and the text "Maybe it's just me, but Republicans having two daddies seems kind of woke".
A caramel and white bulldog, lying on her left side. I am sitting cross-legged to her left. Her chin is against my right knee, and the left side of her head is against the side of my left sneaker.
A sign, stitched on an irregular piece of black fabric and stapled to a wooden utility pole that says (in all upper case) "In an age of performative cruelty, kindness is punk as fuck. Be punk as fuck." There are a small heart, star, and asterisk below the right side of the text.
A caramel and white bulldog. She's facing the camera, to the lower right of the image, and she's looking at the camera Her tongue is out, to the left of her mouth. Her right paw is in front of her, curled to the left; her left paw is folded under. Her ears are back in their at-rest position. Her eyes and posture give the sense that she does *not* like having her picture taken.
A caramel and white bulldog, looking towards the viewer. Her upper lip is resting on top of both of her prominent lower canine teeth.
Donald Trump, wearing a hard hat, standing on sandy ground. In the background on both sides are partially destroyed buildings. In the foreground, half surrounding Trump in front of him, are many skulls and a few bones.
A caramel and white bulldog. Her paws are on a human's bare legs. (The human is wearing shorts.) The human is sitting cross-legged on the floor, facing the bulldog. The bulldog's chin is on her right paw, which is on the human's left knee. Her left paw is on the human's lower left leg.
A caramel and white bulldog, facing slightly to the right. Her tongue is sticking out to her left. She is looking at the camera with a recognizably dubious expression
Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom Every time we're forced to talk about Joe Rogan I am reminded of my best and most immutable axiom: Nothing that only men like is cool. 6:38 PM 6/19/20 Twitter for iPhone 5,184 Retweets 35.1K Likes Evan DeSimone @Smorgasbore.... 8h Replying to @Smorgasboredom Everyone is mad about this so let me just clarify that I'm 100% correct. 28 1776 4,208
A caramel and white bulldog's butt (and naturally stubby tail). She's laying on her right side, with her hind legs crossed, sticking out to the left. Her head, in the background, is raised, and she's looking to the left.
If you say 'mental illness' 3 times in the mirror, someone with a Live Laugh Love t-shirt will appear behind you and ask if you've tried going outside.
Jester's privilege (Wikipedia article) Jester's privilege is the ability and right of a jester to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter. Below a horizontal line: Maladaptive pattern: (in a blue box) nothing i say seems to matter > (in a blue box) "i'm worthless" > (in a red box) Depression After cognitive restructuring: (in a blue box) nothing i say seems to matter > (in a blue box) "i have jester's privilege" > (in a green box) "No depression"
A four panel cartoon. Panel 1: Hitler, behind a lectern with a swastika on it, saying "My opponents are the enemies of the people!" Panel 2: Stalin, behind a lectern with a hammer and sickle on it, saying "My opponents are the enemies of the people!" Panel 3: Mao, behind a lectern with a big gold star and four small ones (from the flag of the People's Republic of China) on it on it, saying "My opponents are the enemies of the people!" Panel 4: Trump, behind a lectern that says "Trump," saying "My opponents are the enemies of the people!"
A caramel and white bulldog, laying down, facing the camera. Her eyes are closed. Her tongue is sticking out to her left. She and her wrinkly face and neck appear to be melting into her bed.
At the top, text: out: love is love in: Below, a photograph of two men holding a large horizontal sign. RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES (with the letters painted in the colors of the trans flag) OR I'M GONNA IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM (To the left side in the foreground, the right side of a femme-looking person's face. Only a bit of their mouth is visible, but you can tell they're smiling.)
A caramel and white British bulldog with her head on a person's sneaker.
From rachelle toarmino @rchilltmn what's the word for when you're very smart but can't remember anything and know literally nothing
homophobic asshole Anita Bryant is dead
A caramel and white bulldog lying on her right side. Her body is on her bed; her head projecting off her bed, on white tile, pointed at the camera. Her eyes are closed. Her tongue is sticking out to her left side (upwards at a slant), wider than it is long. Her right jowl is wrinkled, folded under her head, as if it's melting into the floor.
A caramel and white bulldog, eyes closed, with her head resting on a man's bare knee. The man is wearing khaki shorts. He has his left hand behind the bulldog's head, petting her (though the petting isn't visible).
A bulldog on her bed, eyes closed, looking at the camera. She appears squished into her bed. Her tongue is sticking out of her mouth, mostly to the left, wider than it is long.
A picture of a woman and a cat staring into the camera. The text reads: Mine too! my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring down the camera User Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston "this could have been an email" her face says
A caramel and white bulldog's head, leaning against a person's left knee. The person's right hand is stroking the bulldog's neck.
A caramel and white bulldog, sleeping on her side, up against a human's bare, crossed legs and one sneaker and white short sock on the right (top) leg. The upper left leg, not against the dog, and the tip of the left sneaker, are also visible.
The poorly written Twitter profile of a presumed bot, a real-estate investor, no less, named "Tim McClone."
A caramel and white British bulldog, eyes mostly closed, her chin on my right knee. My right hand is behind her left ear, rubbing her neck right behind her ear. Photograph taken at mid distance.
A bulldog, Catherine the Great, looking directly at the camera, eyes open, some bottom teeth visible, tongue slightly protruding from the left side of her mouth.
A social media post from user Ginny Mae, with a checkmark on a vaguely circular transgender flag next to their name play the grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer
Heartwarming! This 2-year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric wheelchair, and their insurance didn't cover it. So, a high school robotics team burned down the insurer's headquarters 4:11 PM • Oct 7, 2020 • Twitter Web App