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guess im here now (she/her)

Speech bubble text: "Waow", Thinking Bubble Text: "Based based based based based based based"
scrambled eggs and diced potatoes in a light gray bowl. a silver fork is laid over the diced potatoes
John cusack, a white male wearing a white t shirt, tan wool jacket and dark pants stands in front of a silver car and holds a boombox above his head
one of those fuck ass delivery robots on the sidewalk in chicago
A photo of Sex and the City character Carrie Bradshaw sitting at a desk while typing on a laptop. A lamp is lit in the background, illuminating her face.
Everybody do the wenis (the wenis is a dance)
A screenshot of a Microsoft Excel document listing the names of various countries mashed up with Halloween puns as if they were part of the Monster High franchise. I think there's too many names to list as part of the alt text so if you want to hear the full list please message me.
A screenshot of the Petfinder adoption website featuring a small, mostly hairless dog named "Skin Diesel" with white tufts of hair on its feet, head & tail.
A screenshot of a banner notification from Adobe Acrobat that reads "This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary." and provides a link to the Adobe Generative AI User Guidelines
Actress Shelley Duvall wearing a red-orange curly wig and a pink and white vertical striped head piece
A screenshot from the Petfinder website featuring two photos of a small, scruffy gray and white dog labeled as a "shih-poo" mix, the dog's pink tongue is out, and the name of the dog is Sistine Chappell Roan.
A screenshot of a puppy on Petfinder named Samsung Galaxy. The puppy is gray and has very large and wide ears that stick out on both sides of its head.
A screenshot from the Petfinder website featuring three kittens, from left to right: an all-black shorthair kitten named "Destruction", a tortoiseshell shorthair kitten named "Mayhem", and another tortoiseshell shorthair kitten named "Chaos"
an illustrated graphic featuring a skull with a messy bun and matching leopard print headband and sunglasses. below the skull, there is a faux-brush script that reads "#MomLife"
A digital prompt with the question "Please describe in as much detail as possible the discriminatory practice taking place:". In the prompt box, the lyrics to "We Like To Party" by the Vengaboys are copied and pasted. "We like to party, We like, we like to party/We like to party, We like, we like to party/We like to party, We like, we like to party We like to party/I've got something to tell ya/I've got news for you/Gonna put some wheels in motion/Get ready 'cause we're coming through (coming through)"
A poster for the musical "Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson". The title occupies the top and bottom of the poster, with "Bloody Bloody" on top and "Andrew Jackson" on the bottom. In the middle, there is a close up on a black and white photo of a rear end in blue jeans with an american flag in the left pocket and a pistol on the right hip — all against a bright red background. A faux stamp graphic in bright yellow rests on the upper right leg. It reads "History just got all sexypants".
[Verse 1: Ashley Tisdale] Everyday is getting worse
"Gaze Correction: Through AI-assisted gaze correction, automatically adjust your eye angle and maintain crucial eye contact with your most important connections.". Photo example shows a before and after of a woman looking down and then looking straight ahead.
A screenshot of a tweet from musician Grimes that reads "It is so monumentally embarrassing that I am finally getting into Christianity because it's the only way I can quit vaping."
A photo of Jup Jup, a five-legged purple, green & yellow puppet from the children's show Hi-5. He has a round purple head, green and purple half inflated balloons for hair, and five green legs with five yellow feet attached
Bean the black and white cat sleeps atop a beige pillow on a gray sofa