C. M. Weller

@internutter.bsky.social

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[Ze/hir/they] The best writer you've never heard of. But that is going to change for the better. 🚫AI🚫 Hub site: https://www.internutter.org Main social: tumblr Goal: Get my work in book stores

Screencap of a post from Tumblr user Mothman-ETD

"No you can't send me a notification. You are an app on my phone for my convenience, not for my annoyance."

Promotional mini poster for Hold My Pen Promptcast's "Booked for Friday" creatives interviews. The guests this week are mtresswrites and schinhofenbooks

Photograph of twin rectangular air pockets that are 50% recycled material

Screencap of a chatgroup and a photo of what appears to be fashionably-coloured rubbish bags with the text:

Today on: Do you need another yacht?

This isn't just a bad of garbage, it's a calfskin leather Balenciaga trash purse. Perfect for when you want to cosplay as poor, but also remind them that you're so rich you can carry a bag of baby animal skins!

[On the bottom of the screen:] This Balenciaga trash bag costs $1790

A two-bun loaf sitting on a cooling rack that is, in turn, sitting on a pastry mat that has been rolled up in the background

A red container filled with keyboard keycaps

An etching of an anticommunist propaganda piece featuring a skeleton in a "communist" sash. It is carrying a large scroll that has been altered to say "Lord help me, I'm back on my bullshit"

A mostly black cat getting between human and computer

White drawing on a black background of a foot in a sock and an ankle brace. It has a pain star emanating from it. It is captioned:
TOP: "My plan to do this every day hit a snag"
BOTTOM: "OUCH"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure taking their ease with one foot upraised and emanating a pain star. They are saying, "Oh no" and "I can't work on Cursor what a non-tragedy"
It is captioned above, "I think my dodgy ankle needs to stay elevated"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure singing Paul Kelly's "Dumb Things" with their computer. The person sings, "I threw my hat into the ring," and the computer follows with "I done all the dumb things" It is captioned above:
"Kinda-sorta making progress"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure attempting to push a computer, ordering it to "Move!". The computer appears asleep and murmurs, "no". It is captioned:
TOP - "I sympathise with Syssiphus"
BOTTOM - "Except I am not happy"

White drawing on a black background of three figures with captions indicating what they were. It is captioned above, "Things that tried to stop me today"
Two cats, one mostly white with a black tail, the other black. It is captioned, "the kitters"
A cloud with streaks on the bottom, captioned, "RAIN"
A portion of a simplified human body and one leg, the ankle having a pain star emanating from it. It is captioned, "Mysterious Ankle"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified cat standing on a computer keyboard while making the "prrrp?" noise. It is captioned:
TOP - "Idle time threatened"
BOTTOM - "By affectionate kitter"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified dragon running a market stall called "Le Shop". It is saying "Not touched by human hands" and the display depicts several bread products. It is captioned:
TOP - We played Dragoncraft after parkrun
BOTTOM - Pic not accurate

White drawing on a black background of a computer blowing a raspberry at an angry, simplified humanoid figure that is lighting a cartoon bomb placed next to the computer. It is captioned:
TOP- "Nevermind..."
BOTTOM- "Back to normal"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure talking to a computer that is using its mouse to salute. The person is saying, "Do the thing" and the computer is saying, "Right away!" It is also captioned:
TOP: Suddenly...
Bottom: IDK what happened either

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure facing off with their computer. The computer says, "Got an offer 4 U" and the humanoid figure replies, "Yeah right." It is also captioned:
TOP: Almost got scammed
BOTTOM: A-fucking-gain!

White drawing of a simplified humanoid figure having a conversation with a computer.
Person: You didn't do the thing
Computer: Yes I did
P: Check
C: Oopsie
It is also captioned:
TOP: Arguing with Cursor
BOTTOM: AGAIN

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure knitting while their computer blows a raspberry at them. It is captioned above:
"Waiting for tips on my attempts"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure falling into a bed with a "Yoiks and a... zzzz..." It is captioned:
TOP - "Progress at last"
BOTTOM - "...tomorrow"

White drawing on a black background of an angry, simplified humanoid figure winding up to put an axe through their computer. Which is blowing a raspberry. It is captioned:
TOP - "Some art tools are..."
BOTTOM - "...frustrating"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure ascending stairs with small motion lines indicating that the stair is moving down. The figure has no motion lines indicating movement. The figure is thinking, "Mine's not working." It is captioned:
TOP - "Working" with Cursor feels like
BOTTOM - Walking up the down escalator

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure blowing a raspberry at a computer screen. Which is also blowing a raspberry. It is captioned:
TOP - "Maybe I'm getting better..."
BOTTOM - "Maybe I'm learning the language"

White drawings on a black background of "Threats to VTTRPG game night"

Figure 1: A computer blowing a raspberry, captioned, "Compy malfunction"

Figure 2: A screen with a tumbleweed bouncing across it, captioned, "Player Absence"

Figure 3: A shark chewing on a striped line with "nom nom" sounds, captioned, "Internet Sharks"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure with one hand over their middle. They have a host of bubbles near their head, closed eyes, and their tongue out. It is captioned:
TOP - "Not feeling so great"
BOTTOM - "Glad of a day off"

White drawing on a black background of an angry, simplified humanoid figure about to flip a Minecraft lever attached to a bunch of Minecraft TNT surrounding a computer screen that's blowing a raspberry. It is captioned:
TOP - "I just spent ALL AFTERNOON"
BOTTOM - "getting back to square ONE"

White drawings on a black background of several figures, each captioned underneath it. It is captioned above, "Accomplishments!"
1. Two pages, the first one visible with stylised writing. Captioned, "Chapter"
2. A single page with an inner square representing a picture, and lines representing writing underneath that square. Captioned, "Story"
3. A rectangular prism with two lumps on top. Captioned, "Bread"
4. A simplified humanoid figure waving a whip and a stool at a smiling monitor. The whip makes a "whp-TISH!" noise. Captioned, "Making a thing behave"

White drawing on a black background of an angry, simplified humanoid figure attempting to start a chainsaw whilst a computer in the background blows a raspberry. It is captioned above:
"Back to the usual"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure typing things into a computer. It is described with an onomatopoeic "tika taka tika taka" It is captioned:
TOP - "A little story, a little narrative & a little assisted programming"
BOTTOM - "And it all looks like this"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure in the "Peter Griffin death pose" who is also waving a white flag. It is captioned:
TOP - "Too much on my plate"
BOTTOM - "I'll do more tomorrow"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure watching a glowing monitor whilst eating something out of a big tub. It is captioned:
TOP - "It's my day off"
BOTTOM - "Gonna enjoy it"

White drawing on a black background of four items, each labled. There are cylindrical knee braces, indicated with a X2, a cane, a hat crudely coloured in with a rainbow, and some around-the-head bluetooth headphones. It is captioned on top:
"Parkrun essentials 4 me"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure climbing a steep slope with the aid of a pick. They are thinking "Fol-da-ree Fol-da-rah" to the tune of "The Happy Wanderer".
It is captioned on top: "Me and the learning curve with Cursor"

Screen capture of a Temu ad for an extra large cat litter box. It boasts:

"Can accommodate an adult"

There is a person sitting in it as proof.

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure with an angry face threatening a computer with a large hammer. The computer is blowing a raspberry. It is captioned:
TOP - "Got onto doing the new thing at last"
BOTTOM - "Results as normal"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure in a frustrated pose looking at a road blocking sign reading "NO GO" They have an angry expression. It is captioned:
TOP - "Unexpected Roadblock"
BOTTOM - "Helper's response time"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified cat standing side-on in front of a monitor. It has a speech bubble that reads, "Pay attention to me!" It is captioned:
TOP - "Snag with my process."
BOTTOM - "Felis Distracta Interruptus"

White drawing on a black background captioned at the top with: "Offerings to attract an audience:"
There are four labled pictures below.
A drawing of a page with lines and a square, labled "Fresh Story"
A rectangle with a triangle in a circle in the middle, like a YouTube video, labled "Video Storytelling"
A small horizontal rectangle with a minimal face poking its tongue out, labled "Writer Meme"
A vertical rectangle bearing the small image of a stylised humanoid figure waving and smiling, labled "This art"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure tentatively approaching a mystery box by poking it with a long stick. It is captioned:
TOP - "Learning new things"
BOTTOM - "...later. It takes time to get brave"

White drawings on a black background of "Things done this week"
1. A pamphlet with lines of 'writing', captioned, "2nd story in homemade book"
2. A simplified cane and blobby loop, captioned, "Cane loop"
3. Rectangle with lines of 'writing', captioned, "Chapter in Novel"
4. Cube, captioned, "Minecraft Map"
5. Simplified humanoid figure looking proud and emanating glow lines, captioned, "Self Maintenance"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure sitting at a computer with their tongue out in effort. It is captioned:
TOP - "I've been building in Minecraft"
BOTTOM - "And learning some Architecture skills"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure working on a computer with their back turned to the viewer. There are two monitors with multiple windows. It is captioned:
TOP - "Kind of ashamed of the scrungly pic"
BOTTOM - "Working on something better"

Sketchy drawing on a white background of a basic courtroom layout featuring a raised dias with a labled "blood throne" and rectangles for other thrones for "Son 2" "Son1" "Earl" and "Wife" from left to right.
There is a window behind the blood throne and a chandelier above.
To the left and right are upper galleries and gallery seating. Closer to the dias, left and right, are special places for special people.

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure holding up a cloth to obscure something whilst grinning. It is captioned:
TOP - "New thing announce"
BOTTOM - "Coming Soon"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure lying on a bed and reading a book. It is captioned:
TOP - "Nothing planned for today"
BOTTOM - "And planning to enjoy that"

White picture on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure sitting in a chair with their feet up on a stool. The feet have flames and smoke emanating from them. It is captioned:
TOP - "The physio works"
BOTTOM - "...mostly"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure facing towards two computer monitors and manipulating a mouse. It is captioned:
TOP - "Videos, bread, and more book"
BOTTOM - "Not so interesing to look at."

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure sitting at a computer with a microphone and headphones. Speech bubbles surround their head. It is captioned:
TOP - "Recording my own words for a future audience"
BOTTOM - "Now to share them all"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified, unhappy, humanoid face with a cyclone-like spiral radiating out of their right eye. It is captioned:
TOP - "Cyclone off the coast"
BOTTOM - "I feel it in my face"

White drawing on a black background of a simplified humanoid figure boggling at a bill with dollar signs emanating from it. It is captioned:
TOP - "I gave the kids edit privileges on the shopping list"
BOTTOM - "Overspent a bit"

Black drawing on a white background of three figures. Leftmost is a full-body drawing of an Elf carrying a fan and wearing underpants only. Top right is an Elven head, and bottom right is of a quadridactyl right hand.

White drawing on a black background of a simplified face with spiral eyes and a wobbly, unhappy mouth. It is captioned:
TOP - "Too much needs fixing"
BOTTOM - "Decision-related Inertia"