INTERPOL @interpol.int · Feb 25 Duty is not without danger. But it is anchored in purpose.
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policing is less dangerous than roofing you cunts i hope you clean up shit and puke from the backseat of your patrol car forever you are not heroes you are bouncers
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"that 'Boys Will Be Boys'*" *whites only
"that if my kid wants a ps5 i can just kick open a random door, take a ps5 in as evidence, and 'lose' it"
what else what else
"that most people don't know how to serpentine so shooting them in the back while they flee is both safe and easy"
"that if anyone reacts badly to me shooting their dog i get to shoot them too"
"that i'll be too busy kicking tents down to help anyone find a stolen bike, and it's okay to set those boundaries"
"that a bodycam's field of view can't see you planting drugs if you underhand them properly"
"that i can get my nazi tattoos removed for free, but i won't really have to"
"that if i ever feel stressed out i can find an unhoused person to take it out on"
"that most of my male colleagues also beat their wives, so they're not going to be weird about a couple of bruises"
"that if there's ever any real danger, fiirefighters and paramedics will take care of it"
"that the little orange tip on a child's plastic gun is there to indicate i can safely shoot them and they won't shoot back"
"that the little red light on my car means i can drive like an asshole 24/7 and park anywhere i want"
"that the only crimes i will ever be punished for are ones that expose the corruption of my colleagues"
🇧🇷 Andrea, Commissioner
"that I can kill an unarmed civilian in their own home and get promoted, as long as i say i thought they had a gun."
Your last album suuuucked