INTERROBONE!?

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Wulfman walking while carrying a stick with Death tied to the end of it like a bindle.
[First panel is a close-up shot of a phone on a messy table, vibrating with an incoming call. The caller ID says "Mira" and the profile picture is a cactus.] Wulfman, picking up the phone and answering through video call: "Hi, Mira! How's my favorite cactus cat?" Mira, as seen through the perspective of Wulfman's phone screen: "Hee hee! It's funny you say that..." [The final panel shows Mira at the party, talking on the phone while her cactus quills are covered in various hors d'oeuvres while arms extend from out of the panel, picking the snackful quills off of her] Mira: "...I accidentally fell on a charcuterie board at this party, and now I'm EVERYONE'S favorite!"
Death sits on a throne in the middle of the view, striking the famous Baphomet pose as the BURY THE SUN! logo floats above his ruined hat as if it had just burst out from it. The words "ONE YEAR" are seated on the brim of his hat. A cast of characters featured in the previous comics stare up at Death from below the sides of the frame.
[Death wakes up in bed and checks his phone to see that the battery has died] Death: "Oh no, my phone died before my alarm could go off! How long was I asleep!?" Wulfman, from the background: "Death...?" [Death looks towards Wulfman's voice in shock to see that his roommate suddenly appears elderly, waving a walking cane] Wulfman: "Are you finally awake?" [The last panel shows Death having fainted in his bed while Wulfman looks on in worry.] Wulfman: "Geez, I didn't mean to scare you! I just finished my cosplay for Eldercon..."
Large shadow figure wearing a bowlers cap and paper bag mask with a sketchy smile and an interrobang (!?) drawn on the face of the mask. The figure has one hand protruding from their mass as if they're waving.
A page inside of a composition book written on April 15th, 2025, written in an area of Ohio, the name of which has been redacted for this post. There's a doodle at the top of the page of teeth in a line, while the middle of the page has an illustration of a distorted skull with the word "Harmless(?)" written underneath. "There have been sightings made by multiple (former) mortuary employees of an apparition haunting their place of work. Claims seem credible, with each statement being made months apart and sharing the same details:" "-Apparition manifests as a skull, appearance warping and rippling 'like a reflection in water.' " "-Teeth remain scattered on the floor after manifestation." A sticky note is placed next to this note with a doodle of a tooth with a question mark next to it. The note says, "DNA TESTS SHOW NOW RESULTS." "-Apparition always appears at the same date and time: May 24th, 2:05 pm." The date and time have a box drawn around it with an arrow pointing at it with the question "possible date of death?" "First documented sighting sighting was 2016, the most recent sighting being 2014." "Find obituaries from 2016/earlier that match the date and time of manifestations!" The side of the page has the phrase "CALL MORGUE" written upwards with a phone number connected to it, which has been redacted for this post.
[Wulfman shakes a Magic 8 Ball in his hands with a smile on his face] Wulfman: "Okay, Magic 8 Ball, should I eat this fry I found on the floor?" [The Magic 8 Ball begins to shake and tremble in Wulfman'a hands as an eye starts to peek out behind the cracking screen of the Magic 8 Ball] [An angel then emerges from the Magic 8 Ball with the body of a pyramid, the head of an eagle emerging from the left side, the head of a bull emerging from the right side, and a humanoid face embedded in this middle. An Eye of Providence floats atop the angel's torso, sporting a sun disk halo, while two hands emerge from underneath with hands clasped in prayer. Wulfman watches the occurrence in bewilderment.] Angel: "Thank you for releasing me from my prison!" Wulfman, now uninterested: "You didn't answer my question."
Wulfman and Death both horrifically morphed into the shapes of an exclamation point and question mark respectively for the sake of an AMA (Ask Me Anything). However, they do not seem to experience pain from their new forms.
[First Panel] Death, in a sigh of exhaustion: "Ugh... I've been put through the wringer this week, Bigfoot." [Second Panel] Death: "I need a recharge." [A thought bubble depicting a depleted battery symbol appearing out of Death's head] [Third Panel] [Bigfoot reaches his (accidentally backwards) hands towards Death in a determined demeanor.] [Fourth Panel] [Bigfoot is embracing Death in a hug that lifts him off of his feet. Death makes a surprised expression while a thought bubble depicting a charging battery is seen appearing out of his head.]
Death holding out a cupcake with a lit birthday candle to my artist persona, a monster made of hair with a bowlers cap with an interrobang (!?) symbol on it, and uttering, "Awfully persistent, aren't you?" Both parties are wearing party hats atop their hats.
Death: "What the Hell!? I thought a wooden stake through the heart KILLED Vampires!" Dracula: "While you are correct, Death, I have prepared myself for such a confrontation." Dracula: "I had my heart removed, placed into a 50-combination safe, thrown into the ocean and fed to a whale, and the whale sedated above the Mariana Trench, where it sunk to the bottom out of reliable reach." Death: "I would have preferred jd you just said I missed..."