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Sam carrying Max piggyback, both happily waving at the viewer. Sam has his jacket off and sleeves rolled up and is wearing a tie with the colors of the bisexual pride flag. Max is wearing an all-leather outfit consisting of a biker cap, vest, knee-high boots, and spiked bracelets. A pair of handcuffs hangs out of his pocket. Text nearby reads, "Happy Pride!"
Hector lounging on a sheetless mattress on the floor in boxers and a tank top, eating a bag of chips and getting crumbs all over the mattress and his face and chest. He invites the viewer to "just sit down anywhere"
Somsnosa pointing at her magic gauntlet and stating matter-of-factly, "I have dominion over the bugs." Next to this is a sketch of her proudly holding out a little bug in her outstretched hands
Razzma in a tank top, jeans, and work boots
A young Hector struggling to carry a heavy crate full of food. He places it down in front of him next to others like it and lets out an exhausted sigh. A nearby Bizzyboy says, "Thanks, Hector! Just another couple dozen!"
Capochin in his Santa costume yelling, "WHY WEREN'T YOU AT BIZZYBOY PRACTICE?!"
Hector in a Santa costume, smiling for the camera. His arm is around Capochin, who is wearing an elf costume and grimacing. Cursive text above the scene reads "Happy Holidays from the Bizzyboys"
A title above the drawing reads, "DID YOU KNOW?" Spigot helpfully informs the viewer, "The first penis pump took up an ENTIRE ROOM!"
Capochin extending his hand to the viewer with a confident smirk. A caption above him reads, "wanna save da world with me?"
Capochin muses to himself, "My knees hurt from sucking dick". He is interrupted by Megapon, held by Godpoke, shouting, "WERE YOU SUCKING DICK OR SOMETHING". He turns around to see both the smiles on Megapon's side and on Godpoke's bandana have become blank
Bananathaniel and Alexei posing side by side, arms crossed, looking confidently at the viewer. A caption below them reads "Blowjob Brothers"
Hector looking surprised and sweaty
Various sketches of Razzma wearing a spaghetti strap crop top, flowy pants tied with a rope-like belt, and flip-flops
A young Capochin and Hector seen from behind, with their arms around each other and tails intertwined
Capochin looks at a drawing of the Capochin plush, vandalized with flies and stink lines, and thinks to himself, "DA FUCK." We then see him holding his clipboard from another angle, revealing that he's making the same facial expression as the plush. He appears annoyed and thinks, "I don't look like dat..."
A human Cobigail trying on a sunhat with a bow and matching checkered dress. She looks pleasantly surprised
Capochin and Hector dressed as Gomez and Morticia, respectively, locked in a loving embrace and making a heart shape with their intertwined tails
Vibiano holds up a t-shirt that reads "RELIGION IS MESSED UP" and exclaims, "I mean, look at dis! No woman is gonna talk ta you if dis is da first thing she sees!" Capochin scratches his head and looks at the floor in embarrassment.
Hector drawn over a drunken anime girl lying seductively on a couch, in a tweet captioned "What would yew do if yew saw me drunk like dis". Capochin replies, "Smash your skull with da heaviest rock I" (the image cuts off there).
A nondescript Bizzyboy saluting in a beret, a short double-breasted coat with four brass buttons, and pants tucked into work boots.
A young Capochin, in Bizzyboy uniform, looks down nervously at the sash an unseen Hector has placed over his chest. Hector says, "Won't be needin' dis anymore...", then hands Capochin a folded-up overcoat. Capochin looks up at him as he continues, "...or dis! Take good care of 'em, Cappy!"
A young Hector and Capochin in casual clothes cuddling on a loveseat. The wall above them is decorated with newspaper clippings and photographs concerning their Bizzyboy work.
Papyrus smiling and giving two peace signs
Sans lying on his stomach, kicking his feet, and winking at the viewer
A young Capochin, behind the counter of a coffee shop, looks out the window and thinks to himself, "Stupid rainstorm outta nowhere... Better clear up so I can go smoke."
The Annoying Dog being pet on the head and saying "I feel like my z-axis is increasing"
Capochin in a t-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops, holding a beer in one hand and a spatula in the other, burgers cooking on the grill next to him. Below a caption reads, "IT'S NOT IN MY NATURE TO DO THESE THINGS, BUT WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE BUT TO LISTEN?"
A young Capochin and Hector seated next to each other in a row of movie theater-like chairs. Hector has one leg crossed over the other and is smiling for the camera. Capochin is slouching in his seat with his legs spread, looking somewhat bored and holding a lit cigarette. Several short blocks of text are written around and over them as if superimposed, as well as an upside-down triangle drawn over Capochin's fly and an X over where Hector's would be if it were visible. The text on Capochin's side reads, from top to bottom: "NOT SMILING"; "LEGS OPEN"; "PUSSY FACING THE WORLD". The text on Hector's side reads, again from top to bottom: "SMILING MORE THAN HIM"; "LEANING IN TO HIM"; "COCK SHAME"; "UGLY BOOTS"
Vibiano, with a mildly concerned expression, says to the viewer, "Hi, diva. Can I call you "diva"? My name is Detective Fierce..." He produces some papers from behind his back and looks them over as he continues, "You're not in trouble, boots, we're just tryin' ta get da tea on dis situation..."
4-panel MS Paint comic. Inspekta, wearing a My Chemical Romance t-shirt and lighting a cigarette, says "i'm like... tow-tally emo an stuff now..." Capochin, with tears in his eyes, can only say "what". Inspekta continues, "da woild is like... dum an stuff..... sew i decided to turn emo". The final panel is the same as the second, with an identical upset Capochin saying "what"
Hector waving with the other hand behind his back and his knees bent, à la the yellow M&M
An Inspekta plush seated facing the viewer, a plate of partially-eaten Pop Tarts in front of him
A young Hector in his Bizzyboy uniform, a trenchcoat and rain boots with a dress shirt and tie underneath
A three-panel comic. In the first panel a crude drawing of the artist says, ""MAKE A TERRIBLE COMIC DAY" falls on June 24th every year, the day after my birthday. I'm 19 now." In the second a more detailed drawing with its fingers interlaced observes, "I am presented with an opportunity to reflect upon this past year. How being an adult in the eyes of the state has treated me so far. The growth & change I went through. How I might further improve upon myself this year." In the third the artist, once again drawn crudely and now dressed like a knight, drives a sword through a nondescript figure's chest. The figure says "ow". Text next to the scene reads, "Or I could draw something badass like killing a guy w/ a sword"
Ralsei smiling with his hat on and his hands behind his back. Next to him is a smaller doodle of him holding an "age-appropriate carbonated drink"
Patty, Capochin, and Bananathaniel smile at the viewer with text above them reading "ITALIANS ARE LIKE "THAT'S CUTE""
Capochin holding up an Inspekta plushie covered in kiss marks. He looks shocked to see the viewer and his lips are pursed like you caught him in the act.
A pendant depicting a blueish-green sun with a human face
Capochin points at his subordinates and declares, "I want dat godpoke or you're BURGER MEAT."
Sam and Max in a bullet-hole-ridden tuxedo and a wedding dress, respectively
Sketch of Max in a church-appropriate dress next to a basket of Easter eggs, shaking with rage and thinking "kill me"
Capochin carrying a very small Inspekta in a drawstring bag and holding a cigarette
Rocky, a black and white cat, lying on a bed looking displeased with having been woken up for this picture
Person wearing all-black clothes and multiple chunky necklaces
A delicious plate of chocolate chip pancakes with the little pat of butter on top and everything
Godpoke using the Megapon to "kiss" Patty by pressing it against her cheek and having it say "MWAH!"
WAAAYBNE YOURE SO COOL :( WE WERE TWITTER MUTUALS BUT WERE BOTH OBN BSKY NOW I MISS YOU!!!!!!! COME BACK TO ME /NF
A skull wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigar. It is extremely sick and awesome
A drunken Hector with his mouth hanging open and one finger raised, clearly about to say something very insightful and profound
At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive
Rocky, a tuxedo cat, swaddled in a red blanket and squinting at the camera
White guy wearing a kimono in what appears to be a suburban living room
Capochin anxiously asks Inspekta, "You're not gonna eat all Alexei's fruit snacks, right?" Inspekta places a hand on his shoulder and responds sincerely, "Don't worry. Eye prawmise yew dat eye won't."
Annie diving next to a numbered list titled "Annie's Tips for Summer". Tip number one is "Drink all the shampoo in the house" and the other two are blank
Mark S. grimacing and looking a little disheveled and sweaty
Capochin on his knees, hands clasped in prayer, facing a beam of light shining from above him. Text next to him reads, "When you call my name... it's like a little prayer!"