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The Ralph Wiggum on a schoolbus meme. “I’m in danger”
The @kittyonthefield Twitter account run by the late great Dan McQuade
Tommy Lasorda wears an actually nice plaid vest under a dark blazer and slightly grins standing next to president Ronald Reagan in presumably the Oval Office. Reagan extends an arm towards Tommy and laughs as if he just heard Woody Allen's moose bit
LeBron holds up a Yankees hat
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The famous Velazquez painting “Las Meninas”
Handwritten sign on a whiteboard in a beach sandwich shop that reads, “proudly a Zach Bryan free workplace” and then “days without burning a hotdog: 2”
Handwritten sign on a glass door to an art gallery that reads, “OUT GETTING RIBS” and signed with the initials J.M.
Overhead photo of a Cobb salad served on a large white plate with a Kane Sneakbox beer in the back.
A mostly empty 42nd street east of Third Avenue.
Soccer Smurf holding a trophy
Tommy Lasorda seated next to a man standing holding an Asahi beer
A cartoon Smurf kicking a soccer ball
A basket of frites in Antwerp with two dipping sauces
Bolsonaro smiling but very very ill
Tony Soprano grabs a pillow at the hospital en route to visit his mother, probably to help her feel more comfortable
Trump and Messi
Hanging chads guy stares at a ballot
Everyone’s a little bit racist from Avenue Q
Jair Bolsonaro in a hospital bed giving a big thumbs up. Four doctors also give the thumbs up
Jair Bolsonaro in a hospital bed doing some weird finger guns gesture
Jair Bolsonaro in a hospital bed giving the ol’ thumbs up gesture.
Man wearing green shirt and black apron covered in flour as he rolls something with a rolling pin
YOUR CLOSEST MATCH: Greta Thunberg Swedish environmental activist
Two dumbasses pose next to Yankees legend Cecil Fielder
Smiling chubby faced fortysomething white male in a navy blue Aaron Judge shirsey tucks into a takeout container of curried goat from The Feeding Tree while sitting in the front row of the 200 level in right field at Yankee Stadium.
The 2017 LeBron James tweet: ®KingJames U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up! 11:17 AM - 23 Sep 2017 660,539 Retweets 1,504,100 Likes
Photo of a Cobb salad
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Child in Knicks jersey and glasses does a thumbs down thing while he pouts
Two ding dongs who went to bed early and missed the wretched comeback that ruined my life
Spurs scored 40 points in the first half of 1999 Game 5 and 38 points in the second half
person comments on a whitney houston karaoke video on youtube: "My daughter's singing this song for a spelling bee competition tomorrow the 27 of April 2024"
Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul •.• New York isn't just hosting the World Cup. New York is the World Cup.
Poor tv resolution of the Knicks game
Homer Simpson in a lesbian bar
The sickos meme but it’s a French guy saying “oui…hon hon hon….oui!”
AI slop poster for Tierneys Tavern advertising bike nights for cops
Alex Rodriguez holding kale
Beer glass half full with a reddish beer. Green glass beer bottle with a label reading KRIEK MARIAGE PARFAIT with the date 2011.
Disheveled and disappointed Josh Harris in an ill fitting dark suit and white shirt stands at the mic
Meg Stalter poster for Oh Mary
Black cat with big yellow eyes
Town hall meme guy standing up and saying something outrageous.
What will you do with your winnings? I would like to donate some and put the rest in a high-yield savings account. On my list of charities is the New Jersey Leadership Collective. I did that program back in 2020. Training young progressives, supporting trans people, supporting immigrants. There’s a lot of need out there.
All-time colossal turd James Dolan wearing a hat for morons and playing a guitar like a dipshit
Convicted criminal Jair Bolsonaro gives a thumbs up from a hospital bed
Herbert Blomdstedt, seated in a fine tuxedo, conducts the Berlin Phil
Screencap of George, a balding bespectacled nebbish, and his mother, an woman with that classic bad orange hair dye job, from an episode of Seinfeld where she says, “I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING ADVICE FROM A CHINESE WOMAN.”
Black cat yawning
Screenshot from the film Major League. Two groundskeepers prepare the batters boxes. One says, “they’re still shitty”.
It’s that Tommy Lasorda picture where he looks drunk and/or dead and he’s got a napkin tucked into his collar. Some rando stands next to him holding a bottle of Asahi beer.
Some random guy standing up and holding a beer. Dead dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda is seated with a napkin tucked into his shirt collar. He looks sick or drunk or just like the piece of garbage that he is
Hurricane chow
Silvio Dante from the Sopranos says “it’s anti Italian discrimination”
headline reads "IRS Finalizes No Tax on Tips rules for Influencers, Bellhops"
A black cat rests his head on a calico cat’s fluff on a bed with a striped comforter
Elsewhere in the league that same Wednesday night, the Montréal Victoire hosted 9,176 fans for their matchup with the Vancouver Goldeneyes while the game between the Toronto Sceptres and Ottawa Charge at neutral Scotiabank Saddledome in Calgary saw more than 16,000 fans.