Iris 👾💫

@irisbro.bsky.social

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Out of pocket bc my pants don’t have any. NYC. Funny Person. Very Jewish. Pun Apologist. Words in PaletteSwapMag, Reductress & HardDriveMag @jest_iris on twitter (RIP)

A very nicely manicured nail caught in the Nintendo switch 2 controller being clicked into the holster
Screenshot of a skeet that failed to post due to internet connection issues that says "bold of spectrum to charge me when they've had an outage the whole day"
Screenshot of text convo saying that Iris protested a Chris brown song at a pool earlier and now Chris brown is in jail
Some drunk bitch
Lisa frank esk jumping dolphins
the red hulk smashing hands from brave new world in the Valentine’s Day aisle at a CVS
The kid from the vine “hurricane tortilla” with text reading “certified lover boy? More like certified pedophile”
3 "thumb thumbs" from the movie Spy Kids
Costar notification that reads Your day at a glance You can begin to prefer being alone than with people who don’t encourage your growth
text bubble that reads "I hope we’re all friends during menopause so we can complain about that"
Kuzco saying "let me guess, you have a great personality"
The poster for Disney channel original movie Full Court Miracle
Spotify screenshot of lyrics of Avril Lavigne’s Keep Holding On with “On” changed to “space” Lyrics read “keep holding space” instead of “keep holding on”
Ariana grande holding Cynthia Enviro's fingers in an interview. They both have amazing manicures.
from left to right, Charmander, Bulbasaur and Squirtle