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@ironyhat.bsky.social

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I use my computer and telephone every day

An excited man who is lunging toward the computer. He needs the internet
Snail Invaders across america
cow egg
Family Size Spring Roll
FIGURE 12.14 Two rats that were given the same amount of alcohol
Work really hard and one day this can be you. "R.i.P. Worked Really Hard"
Microwave time. I set it to 99:99 like once a month, and then just press the start button and let my heart decide when it's been long enough. Then I just open the door to stop it, and leave the rest of the time on the clock for next time. I get like 50+ uses out of the one time setting it to 99:99
He's eating old computer stuff when what he wants is an egg, pasta, and pasta(?).
next time you think about browse computer consider who is watching zuckerbert (pleased) ancestral spirits (disappointed) future self (regret)
Yeah I Believe in UFOs, U Fucking Off
Deleted Account 3mo How are you doing? I really love your profile picture ... Deleted Account 3mo Hello how are you doing? Deleted Account 3mo Hello
ANIMAL CRUELTY FREE The yarn is obtained by shaving raccoons once a year, as it happens for sheep The animals are not suffering any violence or pain SIX ÁMES 70747 JOIE 20-4 100% Raccoon 100% Waschbär Made in China
Alex Trebek from Jeopardy wants your bones "Your bones may be in jeopardy" he is drinking your bone juice
REMEMBER??? Share if you are old enough to remember making stone tools.
O ON | OFF
Six 90s-era people with leather coats and computer accessories on their bodies
I look & sound like grown-up toilet
Things you read on a blog might make you angry. They might upset you. Stop visiting that blog. Don't waste your time posting comments. Move on and find a new blog. There are so many fun blogs on the Internet. You'll easily find a better one.
Unfortunately, the clock is ticking the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting. Do you understand? I Understand remain ignorant
sorry but I'm empty please do not touch me.
STRESS LEADS TO Too much of Internet Over dependence on INHUMAN friends
i died in 2012 and this is hell
Ableton Live on a grocery store checkout computer
Birth, when I grow up I'm going to be driving one of these (Ferrari, Benz, Lamborghini) Death, this is the best car in the world: A Kei Truck
If you are diseased, people will like you less. LOADING
Forecast Partly Tonight Mostly Tomorrow.
I kiss computers... AND THEY KISS BACK! Mmmwah!!!
Pony has a cowboy hat. Is this funny?
next station: I don't know
Carl Marks said capital is a dead vampire and not having beans of production of my own makes me an alien so if that's what capitalism is that's fucked
The Acadiana Advocate 1h • € The person was found dead Thursday night in the freezer of a New Iberia Arby's was a manager at the restaurant, police said. Shift Manager Arbys New Iberia, LA 70560 @$11 - $13 an hour a Part-time • Weekend availability ~ +3 theadvocate.com Body found in Arby's freezer was restaurant Today
humans are far more wonderful than machines.
"I Don't actually believe anything I talk about, I'm just saying words recreationally."
IF THESE TOILETS ARE CLOSED, PLEASE USE THE NIGHT TOILET AT THE END OF THE BUILDING
massage $25
A man riding a computer chip as if it is a motorcycle
Most relatively popular Fetlife kink for each state Based on how disproportionately users from that state like that kink, when compared with other states Source: Fetlife, n = 658,392 claws sensual play pirates fire play Age Play dispers body sodification high protocol clows dacryphilia cht violet wand Shene high protocol clowns daddy/babygirl piggy play play piercing protocol douchane crucifixion play cosplay seoking business suits cun panties high protocol enforced bedtime race play human ashtray boot licking big tits interrogation sepads ploy domination Massachusetts Mar Serare phone tiland 寂灬 encasement fetish foot worship
You have found a 2006 Honda Civic. Would you like to pick it up? Yes No
TV and vhs tapes
we still talk about you (headphone jack)
bart simpson i hate america
who drink arnorl palmer
Some day for the last time and for the rest of history be thought about again V after you've died by a friend you will never fortnite you will be thought about EPIC GAMES or a relative not even once
HATER ROOM
A brave man refused to perform the Nazi salute in front of the officer. His name is Adolf, a World War I veteran. He shot and killed Hitler in 1945, ending World War II.
nine inch nails pretty freight machine
Set Me On Fire...
art supplies & pain
a crab being carried by a drone
I DON'T TURN ON MY HEADLIGHTS BECAUSE: 1. I AM NOT A SHEEP 2. I REFUSE TO LIVE IN FEAR 3. I CAN SEE JUST FINE 4. I RESPECT YOUR CHOICE TO USE YOUR LIGHTS, SO RESPECT MY CHOICE NOT TO 5. IF OTHER DRIVERS CAN NOT SEE ME, THAT IS THEIR PROBLEM. 6. IT MAY BE A LAW, BUT IT IS UNJUST AND INFRINGES ON MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS 7. I HAVE A MEDICAL EXEMPTION AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK ME ABOUT THAT 8. I AM A MEMBER OF THE FREEDOM TO DRIVE IN THE DARK COMMITTEE
Pick two. Low Prices. Fast Delivery. Labor rights
Vanessa betrayed me
Hey libs you said you'd riot if roe got overturned, pay up
Scheduled Horse_ Moment.Exe Please stand by for a scheduled Horse Moment. ? X You will now contemplate and reflect. This is a time of seriousness. You currently have scheduled Horse Moments turned on. You can not change this in settings.
Framed photo of dog "Thanks for everything I had a wonderful time"
Where are you sitting? Waterfowl Songbirds Birds of Prey Corvids Shorebirds
Comic of america stabbing itself while europe and china watch us.
WHAT A STUPID TIME TO BE ALIVE.
gifted kid / The Penitent Wanderer
I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups