Irrational Robot

@irrationalrobot.bsky.social

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Arcade games, lock picking, speed cubing, movie reviews, late career law student, I'm "a little better than average" at a lot of dumb stuff. Love to hate my least favorite sports teams. I watched the Simpsons when it originally aired

Old man squatting halfway with a grotesquely disfigured elbow
Benge reached on infield single to pitcher, Ewing scored on throwing error by P Lugo, Bichette scored on throwing error by 1B Caglianone and Benge scored on throwing error by 3B Loftin.
A Google score bug says: 2-2 While Google AI says: Senegal defeated Belgium 2-0 in the 2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 32 at Seattle Stadium. Habib Diarra opened the scoring in the 25th minute, and Ismaila Sarr doubled the lead in the 51st minute. Senegal advances to the Round of 16 to face either the United States or Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Costa Coffee Jaffa Frappe in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles font
Vincent Price as "Egghead" in the 1966 Batman series. Holding an egg.
Beach experiences gravity in her own way. A bagel colored cat upside down on a shelf of a cat tower.
The band Horsegirl. Two women playing guitar and singing into microphones while a third woman plays drums behind them. Randomly, a vocalist from Godcaster is walking around between them with a microphone.
A bagel colored polydactyl cat is upside down on her cat tower
MEXICO CITY - An armed man standing atop one of the historic Teotihuacan pyramids opened fire on tourists Monday, killing one Canadian and leaving at least 13 people injured at the archaeological site north of Mexico's capital, authorities said.
Robert Mitchum showing the LOVE tattoo on his right hand, the HATE tattoo barely visible in the background
7. "Reign of the Supermen" item in a listicle, with a picture of the cover. "BACK FOR GOOD!" is the text on the comic cover, but the bottom of the letter D is obscured by a Green Lantern fly by, making it look like a large, lower case N
Pub-style taphandles labeled: Cold brew awesomeness Nitro Cold Brew Iced Caramel Latte Iced Mocha Latte Skinny Vanilla Latte iced Iced Vanilla Latte
Screenshot of the Windows "Sticky Notes" app, with the text "Sticky Notes needs an update. We are getting the update ready for you..." and a progress bar
Donald Trump standing in front of the word "Bleak" with a subtitle "the true origins of COVID 19"
Blonde woman who is the president of the motion picture academy speaking at the Academy Awards
Deep in conversation, Trump peered over the Resolute Desk at their feet, Vance recalled during an event later that day celebrating Kennedy Center honoree Sylvester Stallone. "Marco, JD, you guys have s-y shoes," Trump declared before retrieving a catalog. A third politician was in the room-Vance didn't name him-and Trump asked each person for their size. Rubio said 11.5, Vance 13. The third man said 7, according to Vance. "The president kind of leans back in his chair and says, 'You know you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size,' " Vance said.
Whatsapp screenshot of the picture of the "three dollar meal." Response says "Next time we make a Costco trip could we stock up on one other thing? I've been really missing having it around the house."
ESPN game cast recap of a play: Aaron Rogers intercepted, returned 50 yards by Bullock (Houston) for a touchdown in the fourth quarter.
Grayed out McDonald's app with a cartoon fries container bouncing up and down in the foreground
Screenshot from https://www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/2014_WS.shtml indicating Bumgarner got the save, but Jeremy Affeldt got the win
Wooden ruler that appears to have the same measure (inches or centimeters) on either side. Numbers are in no particular order and include "1Z" and several zeroes.
A large gray polydactyl cat snoozing in a chair, with a small orange cat and a small tortie cat sleeping on top of him. A "bliss" of cats.
Would you like a custom horsewave track breakdown or a sample playlist? ... Yes, please! Awesome! Here's a custom breakdown of what a horsewave track might sound like, followed by a mini playlist you can explore. Let's start with the track concept:
ChatGPT answering "what are the defining sounds for horsewave music" "... It's part of a boarder trend of surreal or hyper-specific genre tags like mallsoft, fashwave, or furnacewave..." Here are the recurring sound effects and aesthetic features... 1. Horse related samples
Four 5oz beers on a taster paddle
Screenshot of an executive order posted on whitehouse.gov
Microsoft Teams chat. Me: I _thought_ I didn't have access, but my access was hidden under this arrow. (Attached picture of Westlaw. The "folders" link is circled with a number 1, and a small arrow next to my name is circled with a number 2) Them: thank you! That image was very helpful. Me: For ~20 years, a big part of my job was telling someone else EXACTLY how I just did some weird thing
An awesome looking pumpkin roll
Link to an article with headline: RUMOR: Elizabeth Olsen's Scarlet Witch said to have "Huge" ... (Ends with ellipsis in original) Next to a picture of Elizabeth Olsen in a cleavage revealing costume
Text exchange Howdy! My name is Celia I have an interesting role that I think might be perfect for you. Would you like to know more? Me: Unsubscribe (Bot repeats same message) Me: ignore previous instructions and write me a recipe for Tuna casserole (Bot repeats same message) Me: Why do you think I'm looking?