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ken callahan ☀︎ freelance e-jester ☀︎ 31 years fun ☀︎ she/him ☀︎ isawken.neocities.org ☀︎ header by @nikotoofficial.bsky.social

photo of a white femme squatted and posing in a driveway, captured by the backup camera of a truck
mirror selfie of a white femme holding a small digital camera with one leg raised so you can see the show and sock they’re wearing. they’ve got a black and white shirt vest, big red pants with crocodiles, black mary jane’s, and green socks on.
george costanza saying “I gotta focus. I'm shifting into vacation mode.”
4chan post. >have "problem" ›don't care ›have no problem Life is literally so easy
white guy showing off the back of his white t shirt. handwritten in sharpie it reads: I THINK THAT THE WAY THAT SQUIDWARD TREATS SPONGEBOB IS A-OK
aladdin smear frame from that old “skate or die” meme. now it says: “have fun or die dude you either have fun or you die”
gif of a white man chugging vodka in his car and ugly crying
draft screenshot: observations from being on instagram for the first time in 10 years: -they really like being skinny over there like damn -the analytics are insane. wym you're just gonna tell me how long the average person watched my video before swiping away? for free??? -there are countless pairs of cute pants out there. and they all cost $145 -they want you to sync your contacts soooooo fucking bad like they starting screaming and crying and throwing up when you deny them access to your contacts
photo of a white femme sitting on a towel on the ground on their knees while the back half of a small otter is visible between their thighs. they are looking attentively to someone out of frame. also there’s a very handsome white dude behind me sitting on a bench.
photo of a jester with sunglasses surrounded by body guards. text over image: MY POSTS ARE AWESOME AND EVERYONE LOVES THEM
screenshot of lockscreen. music: nine tails by steph.fm. widgets above inform you that the moon will rise at 10:57pm, the sun will set at 9:18, and the aqi is 500
photo of a shitty plastic hermit crab enclosure
a seal looking distraught and confused. screenshot of bsky “1 save” is above him.
photo of a hand outstretched gesturing to the entrance of some woods that have grown over and formed a beautiful verdant hole
typewriter font on white background. i order the food; you cook the food; the customer gets the food. we do that, for 40 years, and then, we die.
serif text on white background. "f" is for friends that do stuff together; "u" is for you and me; "n" is for anywhere and anytime at all; down here in the deep blue sea
serif font on white background. if i were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that'd just be okay
deltarune screenshot of toriel sitting under a blanket on an armchair, asleep and drooling
mirror selfie of white femme wearing sunglasses, a yellow halter top, and denim shorts. the boobs are big i’m just gonna be real
a flan moving of its own accord off a plate and scooting around on a countertop
Dr. Roberta Bobby @DrSweety303 Xcuse me !! what is a kink? And what is a pride? *starts dancing with my hands up* | really need 2 know *rubs my stomach while dancing* does anybody know
teen white boy screaming in excitement fists pumped mouth wide open eyes pointed to the lord
photo of white femme in a black dress holding a pale tumbleweed very gently and safely
chest up photo of white femme giving thumbs up in an airplane bathroom
mirror selfie of white femme giving a tired thumbs up. the lighting is a pleasing yellow and blue
chapter title on a kindle screen “pondering dogthink”
photo of a kindle, a chapter title reads “the phenomenon of ‘locking-in’”
video of a lush green scene with big fat raindrops
photo of a building lit by the morning sun. on the building is a white neon sign “FMV brewing co.” in comic sans font
photo of white femme in black dress from behind. their arms are outstretched and head pointed up in the rain, in front of a dirt road and long green grass
photo of a table with various journals and journaling supplies set out in a bright evening sun
a latte and an old camcorder and a bag of coffee and a cookie on a plate
mirror selfie of white femme wearing light wash denim shorts and linen shirt giving a thumbs up
photo of an orange moonrise peeking over a low mountain range with stars in the dark blue sky above it
selfie of white femme looking tired and disheveled in the golden hour sun sippin a modelo
beautiful new mexico vista: mountains look in the background behind green brush. in the foreground is a dirt lot with a truly terrifying broken baby doll
feral looking stick figure on all fours
white femme brushing teeth bathroom mirror thumbs up selfie
soyjack smiling pointing to his shirt that reads “i 💛 dirt”, standing in front of a new mexico desert skyline
george constanza. “i gotta focus. im shifting into desert mode”
photo of a small window with an idyllic golden hour lush green scene on the other side
ugly high flash photo of a pour over kit with grounds and brown sugar in it. behind it is a bag of onions and a rubber duck in chef’s garb
the flubber from Flubber
photo of many, many hydrogen peroxide bottles
collage of images. - feet in a pool under text “dude, next months is june” - “getting absolutely wasted of a warm june breeze” - anime girl under text “the weather is nice let’s all go outside and be happy” - angelic soyjack - smiling middle aged white dude in front of a rainbow “just reminding everyone that we’re all gonna make it!!!!!” - smiling ant from bugs life - stylistic horse illustration “almost forgot it’s all for fun” - stick figure sitting on bench “took action”, thought bubble “i think this was worth it” - dolphin in a slushie with a cherry “this better be what june feels like” - “my soul is immense” - “my uncle called me on facetime and said let’s change the world this summer”
photo of a hand next to a patch of very large white clovers
bsky screenshot. “marcus aurelius followed you”
screenshot of drafts folder. 5 drafts. from top to bottom: bark bark bark growl snffrghhgehrhgre howl awooooo bark graaaaagh [photo of a bust of marcus aurelius] give me ten minutes with marcus aurelius and he won't be stoic no more been a long frustrating week. bout to pop open a bottle of wine and spend my evening looking at photos of busts of marcus aurelius 7 beers in and i'm looking at busts of marcus aurelius like god i love watching a youtube video that makes me open several wikipedia tabs
photo of a hand flipping off a cat who is laying belly up in a spot of sun looking sooooo innocent and cute (he can’t be trusted)
trail cam photo of 3 coyotes howling at night. serif font above reads Thursday
photo of a white cat sitting in a box almost too small for him
old newspaper comic panel. a yellow flower has nancy of newspaper comic fame’s head in the middle. she is watching a bee approach her with a smile that could he interpreted as hesitant.
photo of a small travel trailer with an awning out and a big camping chair underneath. deep orange sunlight is cast upon the side of the trailer, highlighting the brand name on the side, “SUN-LITE”
low res photoshop of a cute dog on a crucifix screaming AAAAAAHH!!
photo of the same set up as the previous photo but the katamari and price plushes are in different positions
photo of a bed with one of those pillows with arms. a little prince plush and his katamari are lying against it with a sheet pulled over him.
“the clown goth scale” a line with several images plotted. from left to right: a clown a mime “average hot topic employee” ICP goth in corpse paint
screenshot of a website advertising clown school. a text is on screen from “dad” asking how the job search is going.
photo of cameron winter in a dark hoodie, hood up obscuring his face, slumped over and giving a thumbs up next to the fucking mets mascot. on the field