You fall off a slide. And another. And a swing. So your friend* kindly** buys you a voucher to go down a MASSIVE SLIDE but then you injure yourself valuing a padel court net*** and can’t use it. Next birthday they buy YOU ANOTHER ONE. It was @parkendlydia.bsky.social’s account *Hmm ** Uh huh *** 🙄

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