Dave

@isntdave.bsky.social

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London. People photographer. Silly times. 🌆🚲🧗🏕️📸🎥🌱🖥️🪜🔧💡🔌🏔️🛶🏳️‍🌈 he/him || www.davebirdphoto.com

a black cloth belt stuffed with red and black metal squares all along it

A wide shot of a stadium show with a huge stage and fire coming out of the stage and fireworks heading to the repeater towers

On a long lens shot, in the background is the hazy skyline of the city of London, with the gherkin etc visible. Coming forwards, there’s a line of trees, and then in front of it, would you believe, three horses drawing carriages. The front and back carriages have two wheels, the centre has 4, and a family on the back. In the foreground, there’s the sun bleached grass and tree of Victoria park

A portrait shot with the top of the shard in the bottom, and a blue and white Goodyear blimp flying above it against a grey sky

a long lens shot of the London skyline in shillouette. Behind the skyline, the sunset is a deep orange which then gradients up to a lighter yellow. The three bunches of tall buildings are quite far apart - the shard on the left, the city in the middle, and Canary Wharf on the right. Above Canary Wharf, a bird flies through the field in front of me

A huge crowd of press at euston station

The video is shot from a train window
And starts zoomed in to a helicopter in the blue sky, then zooms out

A shot of the Stockport pyramid against a blue sky

A skyline view looking towards Crystal
Palace, with a huge plume of grey smoke

the picture is mainly the view over Tower Bridge and towards Canary Wharf, taken from the 34th floor of the shard. The weather is grey and cloudy. On one side, I’m reflected in a full length mirror, taking the picture with a big camera. I’m wearing all black and looking out at the view

A shot of a wall on the side of Tower Bridge, with London across the river, and I’ve circled a couple of rope access anchor points drilled

Screenshot from Instagram of ‘<fitness instructor> sent a voice message’

a mediocre man stands between a mediocre electric car and a mediocre design for a car charger

Miquel is in a bright cycling jersey and we’re riding in the Peak District with a valley below us. The lens has done some crazy rainbow stuff flaring from the sun

I’m holding a stem of purple sprouting broccoli above a kitchen counter. The PSB has three bright yellow flowers sticking out of the head

A White Sea kayak holds position while a small seal repeatedly pokes its nose out of the water on the bow, it looks like it’s almost trying to board

Integrity lander is suspended from three red and white striped parachutes

a fierce orange sunset backlights Tower Bridge. In the foreground, a kayaker paddles towards it

three plates are in the sunshine on my table. One has a buttered hot flatbread, a small bowl has a dressed baby leaf salad, and the main one has a smorgasbord of roasted kale, walnuts and tenderstem. Then there’s giant couscous, some green olives, some green lentils, some fresh mangetout, some sundries tomatoes and some finely chopped red onion

A microwave ready meal with a sticker saying Warning: May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children

Surrounded by bottles of bleach, a magnum of champagne is dusty under a bar sink. The label calls it ‘champagne’, a sign of a great vintage

Zoomed in to the picture Jamie posted of some bottles, cropped to where one advertises ‘normal psychological function’

The cover of Juno Dawson’s book ‘her majesty’s royal coven’. It is bright pink with yellow lettering and an elaborate crest of the HMRC

In a further setback, officials at the Passport Office told her father they would cancel Hanne’s passport application made weeks ago because they now knew Hanne was overseas. She would have to start again with an application from outside the country that could take six weeks, they told him.

I’m leaving my body to science
And not medical, but physics
Drag my corpse through the airport
And lay me limp on the left wing

LinkedIn screenshot with 386 comments: 📹📸 We’re looking for some freelance help. If you are or know any videographers / editors / photographers please drop portfolio links to me below. We have some very exciting projects coming up 📸📹

A screenshot of Maya Forstater’s post on Twitter as she sits at the back of a full Wembley arena for Trans:Missions fundraiser. The quote tweet is of another weird Twitter user saying it’s a collection of people they’ve never heard of. Rosie Duffield replies ‘excellent work!’ Because of
Course she does

Screenshot of article text: One worker from The Sleep Centre, a bed and mattress shop, said the cycle lane would be a nightmare for their business, and even went as far to say it would give a “clear getaway” to criminals.

a withered hot air balloon is hanging from high up a radio mast. On the tower, a firefighter is pictured, and one person is in the dangling basket from the hot air balloon

A half constructed wooden garden shed with the door missing. I’m standing on a ladder inside it, with my head just popping out above the roof holding an impact driver

A view looking down a rusting iron ladder hammered into some rock, with a janky semi circular cover over it. The shot shows my feet on the thin round rungs, and a huge distance down

Screenshot from Facebook of the whitehouse’s official page posting ‘clean, beautiful coal’ and some pics of the weird orange bastard grinning with doubtless some of the most odious cunts alive

‘Hidden folder’ 6208 items

a photo from my seat on the sleeper train to Scotland. My iPad is on the table in front of me with a mini bottle of wine and an otherwise almost empty carriage. On the iPad, Adam is giving the intro

The mouse from Tom and Jerry

my big professional camera with an absolutely tiny 28mm pancake lens attached

On a country road with a Ford, my dad crouches down to spot a bird. He’s dressed in a safari jacket and a big wide brimmed hat, holding binoculars

a selfie high up a ladder with the huge dinosaur skeleton replica that used to me in the natural history museum great hall just behind me. I’m above his face height

a meme pic of a dark face staring deeply into the void

A spooky insanely bright flashing light illuminating half of west London

I’m holding a truly colossal sweet potato. It dwarves my hand

Very blurry guy in the background
Of the picture of a Tunnel Boring Machine, absolutely dwarfed by how
Huge the machine is

photo of the deck of my kayak as we headed in to a slipway right next to the iconic MI6 spy building

a view from my kayak. On the left is the London Eye, and ahead of me shillouetted by the sun, is the Elizabeth tower and Houses of Parliament. There’s a few other paddlers in the river with me

my dad’s living room has a huge bookcase, a chair with an Indian throw, and a tv the size of a postage stamp

Pic of my dad’s tiny tv showing Wallace and gromit where there’s a diva little
Poodle with banging lashes driving a forklift

Daily mail front page header section in pink ‘the woman who’s outraged millions by revealing her dream Christmas dinner is a Tesco chicken tikka masala for one’ by Sophie Corcoran

just the most astonishing 3 metre long grazing board you could ever imagine to feast on. There is every piece of charcuterie, cheese and Christmas nonsense imaginable

WhatsApp message ‘forgot to mention we saw lots of wild ass here as well in the morning. Very beautiful. Love, Dad’

the ‘how do you do fellow kids’ meme but with my Spotify wrapped ‘listening age’ of 18 on the guy’s tshirt

Screenshot of Spotify wrapped saying I listened for 144,994 minutes this year

Selfie of me and Connor in front of Canary Wharf at night. We’re both in kayaking gear and holding a cup of mulled wine

A selfie from waist height taken in the security airlock pod at PureGym. I’m wearing a massive black puffer coat

The three of us after our run, a bit wet but accomplished. Holding a Terrence Higgins trust sign

Cam, Me and Tomas are in our red run T-shirts with racing numbers on

Screenshot of the RIDICULOUSLY good Honest Christmas burger which features a whole breaded and deep fried Camembert

Meme picture of an imagined future paradise with flying cars and gleaming space towers and stuff

Shot of my tv with an elaborate multi-cart snack and drinks setup backstage on a film shoot. There’s a colossal beautiful basket of crisps, illuminated fridge of drinks, multi layer selection of sweets and chocolate, a whole dedicated custom built coffee station on wheels, my god