Eris @isolyth.dev 路 2d >buy jersey mike calls >buy and eat yummy sandwich >calls go up massively from my sandwich purchases I'm gonna be rich (Oh god oh god they're gonna go to shit now nononononononononono)
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No company ever got better after an IPO, but for now they're so delicious
I love jersey mikes so much it's so good 馃槶
not to ruin your infinite money cheat but this is what i thought when quiznos came out with idea of toasting sandwiches & there was one right near my house & i was like "damn it's gonna be the quiznos future" & then they immediately went downhill & failed & now no one eats quiznos
no no you buy a basket of JMKE puts & sandwiches. if the sandwiches are bad your puts are worth more, you've hedged the yumminess risk