Splotchy

@isplotchy.com

120 Followers 253 Following

Six foot tall biped, largely sedentary

World Class Dipshits
Shambling Mound from D&D Monster Manual
Jerkin’ James Whitcroft
Why Is Everyone So Obsessed With Passive Income? A Billionaire Weighs In
Anime lines on a cat
Ron Silver in Reversal of Fortune
JB Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm
Tweet from @Merman_Melville Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
Depressing ad from StubHub. John Prine live in concert. You deserve better than this. Fred Astaire dancing with a vacuum cleaner shit.
Mochi and Michael Shannon
OBEY from They Live
Naomi Wolf tweet saying No! No!!
mochi, top cat work influencer
Poster for Jeepers Creepers
I’ll marry your stupid ass from Mr Show
Comedy writer Jim Downey
Burgess Meredith in The Twilight Zone
Stephen Root in Office Space
bull shark on the highway I know I know It’s serious
Mochi the cat
Right Said Fred - Up
Bob Dylan by Tim Hildebrandt
Music playlist with a surprise appearance by Kokomo
Unsettling statue of sports announcer Harry Caray
Poster for Billy Wilder’s film One Two Three
Guy about to get the cattle gun in No Country for Old Men
Josh Barro podcast
Dad from A Christmas Story
You Don’t Have To Do This from No Country for Old Men
Rigor mortis smile on our dear leader Donald J Trump
The People Eater from Mad Max: Fury Road
Kurt Eichenwald
David Patrick Kelly from The Warriors
Podcast super-genius Joe Rogan
The gold room from The Shining
Kill me now
Bio of former director of @KamalaHQ Parker Butler
A reeking individual
You are a moron
Reddy Kilowatt cameo in Hardware Wars
What
Risky Business movie poster
The Thing soundtrack
One post from a dumbass account
Cat pausing from cleaning his butthole
Piece of shit human in a sweater
John Travolta disco suit
Nursh brand baby bottle
George Harrison from the Yesterday and Today butcher album cover
Hey is that Bob Dylan
Chicago’s Gelato
reply shitposting account
Dog haircut
Remembering Haig Manoogian card from Raging Bull, which is almost but not quite Mr. Mcgooian
Graph: Automotive fatalities by car weight
404 error for Google Reader. RIP
R Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket
Disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker
Look at this fucking loser. 110 replies and no posts. Big dick energy.
Apone waking up from cryo sleep to light a cigar (from the movie Aliens)