Ilya Strukov

@istrukov.com

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Computer nerd

PHP: Dolores Umbridge. I just hope she gets dragged away into the woods by a herd of centaurs.
C++: Alastor Moody. He’s got a face like a dropped pie. A lot of people wish he never got out of that chest. When shit hits the fan you’ll wish he was by your side.
C: Dobby. You can make fun of them, but the world runs on these elves. Dobby never meant to kill. He only meant to maim, or seriously injure.
Ada: McGonagall. Old. Strict. Boring. Will send a fucking ballistic missile your way if you don’t behave.
Haskell: Dumbledore. Allegedly the most powerful of them all. Too busy in his tower doing monads or something. Leaves real world problems for the peasant kids to solve.
JavaScript: Ron. How the fuck is THIS one of the main characters. Hangs out with the cool kids while being inferior at literally everything. Somebody fix his stupid wand.
Rust: Hermione. Can do A LOT. Always corrects you. I mean she’s not wrong but boy is it annoying. Secretly loves breaking rules by doing unsafe things.
Python: Harry. Everybody’s favorite despite not being the sharpest tool in the shed. Relies on others a lot to do the heavy work. Parseltongue 🐍.
View of Tokyo tower seen from between two buildings
A street in Ginza at night, full of people
Model of a pagoda with its top looking like a ceramic insulator