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hypothetically possible | exogenously testosteronated | sensorially participatory | unrepentantly extant | fundamentally irredeemable | featherlessly biped

sonic ocean water zero sugar drink mix
A row of small figurines displayed on a white tiled shelf against a textured white wall. From left: two vintage ceramic fawns with white-spotted backs standing on green grass bases; a miniature porcelain tea set patterned with pink roses, arranged on a hexagonal wooden tray with a small headless bear angel figurine in front; two white ceramic Persian kittens wearing ribbon bows, one peach and one blue; a lit Turkish-style lamp with a crackled glass globe and an ornate antique brass base, casting a warm glow on the wall; and two salmon-pink ceramic birds perched behind a small dark stone axylotl and jade cat figurine.
a charleston chew
AVIATION You have to make it with a little less gin, I'm learning, because who wants a gin cocktail that actually tastes like gin? There's a reason Choward's Violets don't sell. No one writes poetry if they don't absolutely have to. Think about the other things no one does if they can avoid it. How many of them are beautiful? Don't answer that. Get a good mirror. Everyone who's ever been a kid remembers that the scrapes hurt worse when it's just the top layer of skin. Isn't it weird that the right kind of salt rehydrates you? They could have gone on building bicycles forever. Otto Lilienthal also flew. You could make it with 3 oz. Maybe you have to.
tom holland
me in a blue suit, standing up
walrus
screenshot of a penis pill (bluechew) ad I got
labubu guy. I want to describe him well for accessibility but it's genuinely difficult. he is wearing a white button down shirt, navy shorts, white sneakers, and aviator sunglasses. he is wearing a pink labubu on a chain like a necklace. his head is almost a perfect rectangle, buy the chin is sorta pointed. his haircut makes his head look even more anatomically inaccurate. he's making a smirk that doesn't look like it should be possible for a human to make. he is standing next to a conventionally attractive woman who is attempting to angle her body away from him, but he's grabbing her waist and pulling it in towards him. he has the aura of a comic relief cartoon villain.
screenshot of someone who has responded to the original "Sounds like gender-affirming care to me." post with "Here are some side effects of testosterone therapy replacement — common side effects include severe acne, fluid retention, mood swings, and testicular shrinkage. Critically, it can thicken your blood (raising clot/stroke risks), worsen sleep apnea, and strain your cardiovascular health."
costar screenshot showing that tomorrow is a "great day for revenge" and the "best day to go on a bender"
me telling rose that my left and right nipple are wildly different colors b/c I'm recovering from top surgery and her making the poast
screenshot showing that bluesky allowed me to make all those posts simultaneously
amazon product review: "Not worth buying--the poems are just random thoughts of an old man. This poet has outlived his talent! He should have stopped writing years ago. He's just hanging on by his reputation."
text screenshot of me saying yippee
After numerous questions of this nature, he learned how many essentially different substances are found on Saturn. He learned that there were only about thirty, like God, space, matter, the beings with extension that sense, the beings with extension that sense and think, the thinking beings that have no extension; those that are penetrable, those that are not, and the rest. The Sirian, whose home contained 300 and who had discovered 3,000 of them in his voyages, prodigiously surprised the philosopher of Saturn. Finally, after having told each other a little of what they knew and a lot of what they did not know, after having reasoned over the course of a revolution around the sun, they resolved to go on a small philosophical voyage together.
drawing of a rat in a tube on a vibrating platform
my handwriting. two distinct styles.
Kirby wearing a t-shirt that says "big dick is back in town" and a smiling real big
a signed copy of The Art of Recklessness by Dean Young
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 protein drinks $3,600 Utlity $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
These factors include but are not limited to endogenous androgen production, sex normone metabolism, androgen receptor density and expression, scalp skin porosity, the dosage used, if there are open wounds on the scalp or not, the vehicle used, frequency of administration, and more. Does this ensure side effects? No. However, applying anything to your skin with a low enough molecular weight to be absorbed and not expecting it to go systemic at all is wishful thinking The molecular weight of RU58841 is 369.34 g/mol [R]. 7 Da (dalton)=g/mol. The molecular weight of a compound must be under 500 Dalton to allow skin absorption (which RU58841 is) [R]
reddit comment: Wow. Never thought the day would come when somebody would ask. Because in the early postwar years, Japanese burger chains reportedly borrowed heavily from the aesthetics of kissaten food displays, where slight imperfection was seen as proof of hand-assembled care rather than factory uniformity. A perfectly centered patty looked too mechanical, too "American showroom. So display artists began setting the fillings just a little off-center to suggest freshness, softness, and the idea that the burger had been gently placed together that morning by a real person. Over time, that tiny asymmetry became its own visual language Advertisers found that a slightly askew burger made the layers easier to see at a glance in wax displays and printed menus, especially in cramped storefronts and train-station food courts. By the late 1970s, design manuals in the fast-food industry supposedly even recommended a "living tilt" to make buns appear more appetizing and less rigid. Just kidding. I don't know. I made that all up. Fuck you
comment screenshot: I realise something...... What happens if your daughter in the bathroom with a boy who become a girl (REAL gender identity disorder) What does the boy think when he sees your daughter nude? Answer: wow! Wish I had that body! Wish I can have my snake removed! Wish I had boobs! What happens if your daughter is in the bathroom with a girl that identifies as a boy (REAL gender identity disorder) but can't transition because of the law so still looks 100% female.... Answer: AH WOOOOOO WOLF WOLF WOLF hubba hubba hubba THESE BOOBS!!!!! DAMN!!!! LOOK AT THEM PUS!!!! reply to that comment: the real threat- women that identify as men but cannot change gender because law don't allow so PRETEND TO BE FEMALE!
text from evil gf: "do your shot"
handsome interviewer making a bemused and vaguely smug half smile. he looks like he helps your wife carry groceries inside and then politely declines when she comes onto him.
ghost energy iced tea lemonade flavor
"Objective To estimate the association of Oregon's FAP"
jarvis invert this woman's penis
have you tried having a cup of tea and a vigorous wank ?
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woman with a towel wrapped around herself, both torso and waist
velvet worm
one beggar-or the only one who talked about it-who owned a closetful of Hickey-Freeman and like-priced suits, who drove after working hours a shiny white Lincoln, who had three or four wives staggered back along the private Route 40 of his progress east; Mississippi, who came from Kielce in Poland and
my pfp. it's a rat in some sort of device.
screenshot of me texting the non-online GC about cedar: me: I follow this one trans guy on bsky who is unreasonably good at taking lewds me: he just posted a pic of him wearing a strap over his boxers shot at hip level me: PLEASE save some swag for the rest of us me: rizz is a renewable resource but it renews slowly!!! that's like 8 years worth of it in a single photo!
a screenshot of a notification showing chiitan liked this post
squidward "oh no he's hot" meme
screenshot of the two most recent texts I have sent my gfs. one is "🫵 I unhinge my great maw and eat u" and one is "what if we were both slugs and we were in love"
diagram of what I think might be a DIY particle accelerator. I was looking for something else on google images and it popped up. for some reason it made me laugh really hard. the doohickey.
"I want YOU to inject testosterone" uncle sam poster
Bug Collection it's ASCII art, but if I just paste it here then screenreaders will make it very confusing. basically it's text art of different bugs. they are labeled "bug," "bug winking," "bug with hangover," "dead bug," "bug sleeping," "blind bug," and "bug after seeing a female bug"
screenshot of me crashing out about rose in a group chat: "I can't want to kiss someone just because she Posts Good" "This is a stupid reason to want to kiss someone" "AND YET"
tiny bunny in a measuring cup labeled "1cup of him"
these quotes in the form of a movie poster for the buddy
a screenshot thing of the "evil theymab" fashion pinterest board that I just created
a dishwasher detergent pod
WHY CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST? "BECAUSE IT'S THERE" SAID MALLORY
text screenshot. gf shares a link to my post and says "ian I chop u up. chop u 🪓. ian chop."
Freedom of Speech, 1943 by Norman Rockwell
"Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: thighs."
image of a guy holding a fish. it originally was captioned with "I always say 'morning' instead of 'good morning' because if it was a good morning, I'd be fishing" but I edited it to say "I always say 'morning' instead of 'good morning' because if it was a good morning, I wouldn't have just had to find a tampon"
a olive green jacket with floral print and a corduroy collar
Do you think the dictionary ever says to itself I've got these words that mean completely different things inside myself and it's tearing me apart?
doodle guy wearing a shirt with a heart on it and the text "i have a bomb"
a screenshot of the /x/ board. someone has made a thread titled "Wormpill thread" with the description "redpill me on worms"
a light brown wooden desk with a sort of bevel design
a brown wooden bed with 4 short posts and an interestingly shaped headboard
a stock photo of a (presumably) cis man with short brown hair and round glasses